The little loach couldn't help but kiss Li Chun on the face.
Li Chun looked at the little loach and pinched his face gently, "I said we would kiss him on the grass. We will be there in a while, and you can't help it anymore." She winked at the little loach again.
The little loach felt that Lichun was particularly gentle tonight.
The two came to the old place, Li Chun sat on the grass, and the little loach said: "We are at the old place, I can kiss you."
"Little loach, don't be impatient. Come and talk with me first. Then I will naturally let you kiss me. This is the place where our first love met for the first time! But, you lied to me and said you saw the white butt.
." Li Chun said, lying down on the grass, "Little loach, you also lie down, let's look at the stars and chat for a while."
The little loach was lying on the grass, "Li Chun, you knew at that time that I was lying to you. You deliberately teased me. I thought you were really deceived by me!" The little loach laughed.
"You think you're lying to a child! Is it so easy to lie?"
"Not only did I not deceive you, but I was deceived by you! You are really good at pretending, and you can also say, if I look at your wife, kiss you, or touch you, you will get pregnant. It makes me laugh to death.
." The little loach didn't move, looking at the stars and recalling the first time they met here.
"Little Loach, you were just having fun at that time and had no thoughts of falling in love. I was the same way at the time, I just thought it was fun. I thought, you little Loach wanted to coax me, so I would just tease you." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Yes! I was just a little gangster, and I just wanted to have fun. How could I dare to think that you would really fall in love with me?" Little Loach looked at the stars, feeling sweet in his heart.
"God is really playing tricks on people! Not only do I fall in love with you, but I love you so deeply that I am willing to guard my body for you and die for you." Li Chun looked at the floating clouds in the sky, feeling a little sad.
"Li Chun, don't talk about immortality. Love is beautiful. God arranged for you to be my wife, so you fell in love with me. Marriage is the beauty of adulthood for people who love each other. How can you say that God is playing tricks on us?
?" Little Loach was a little puzzled by Li Chun's words.
Lichun realized that she had lost her composure again, and said with a smile: "Just talk and sigh."
"Li Chun, do you think God arranged who would marry whom when he created man?" Little Loach also talked about God.
"I think so. God has arranged everything. If you don't follow God's arrangements, you will only suffer hardships." Li Chun looked sideways at the little loach, "Tell me, is God very good?
Take care of you? God let you take over all the spring scenery, and you will take all the autumn scenery and so on in the future." Li Chun said and laughed.
"Li Chun, you are teasing me again! I want to kiss you!"
"No, keep chatting with me." Lichun turned her head and lay flat on her back looking at the sky, "I will kiss you later. Little Loach, I still remember how you kissed me when we first met here.
Is it mine?"
"Remember, when I said you wouldn't kiss me, I told others that you had a black mole on your white buttocks." The little loach laughed.
"Have you ever seen a woman pee?" Li Chun laughed.
"Who really peeks at a woman peeing! Is it so boring?" said the little loach.
"Little Loach, I'm going to tell you a story about a woman peeing, and you have to tell me a story too, okay?"
"Okay! You tell me, I'll listen."
Li Chun turned around again, "There are two men who are very close, one is named Xiao Zhang and the other is named Xiao Qing. One day, the two of them were talking about their mothers-in-law, and Xiao Zhang said that his mother-in-law was very devoted to him. Xiao Qing said
, I don’t believe that your wife will be devoted to you to the end, but no one will tempt her. Xiao Zhang is not convinced, they made a bet." Li Chun said, touching the little loach's face, "You guess they
How did you make the bet?"
"I don't know. I've never heard that story."
"Xiao Zhang said he believed in his wife. Xiao Qing said, you believe her, but I don't. How about I seduce your wife, but don't tell her and see if she takes the bait? Xiao Zhang said, OK! But,
There must be a time limit! How long do you say? I won't tell my wife, I'm making a bet with you. I also want to test whether she is loyal to me." Li Chun paused, "Little Loach, what do you say?
Is it okay to bet on your wife?"
"Of course it's not good. Just keep talking."
"Xiao Qing said, a week! After the two of them agreed to make a bet, Xiao Qing secretly followed Xiao Zhang's wife. On this day, Xiao Zhang's wife went up the mountain to cut firewood. Xiao Qing followed her all the time. Of course Xiao Zhang's wife didn't know.
She chopped firewood on the mountain, tied it up, and carried it down the mountain. Halfway through, she needed to pee. It is normal to pee while working on the mountain. After peeing, Xiaoqing coughed deliberately, and Xiao Zhang
When my wife saw it was Xiaoqing, she left in embarrassment." Li Chun looked at the little loach and said, "Xiaoqing is waiting for her to pee. Do you think why?"
"I don't know, just tell me!" Little Loach wanted to know the answer eagerly.
"Xiao Qing walked to the place where Xiao Zhang's wife was peeing, jumped down, and was doing push-ups and talking. Xiao Zhang's wife couldn't help but look back. She felt very strange, why was Xiao Qing moving where I was peeing?
Do you know why now?" Li Chun looked at the little loach and smiled.
"I know. Xiaoqing must have arrived at Xiao Zhang's house ahead of Xiao Zhang's wife. He said to Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang, I've found the place where your mother-in-law peed!" Xiao Nilu laughed.
"Little loach, you are not smart, you are bad! You are bad, so you thought of it. That's right. When Xiao Zhang heard that Xiao Qing had touched the place where Xiao Qing peed, he was very angry. At this time, his wife came back
, his wife just put down the firewood, he walked over and gave her a slap in the face, yelling, "What did you do to Xiaoqing?" Her wife was beaten for no reason, and she cried and said, "We didn't do anything, it was just Xiaoqing who peed on me."
The place is moving around!”
Li Chun looked at the little loach with a smile: "You said her man is not angry anymore? He slapped her again and said, she's even *peeing on you! You said you didn't do anything? Do you really want to give birth to Xiaoqing's son?
Admit it, you fucked him up, and you still said it was nothing? Seeing that they were really making trouble, Xiaoqing hurried over to explain the situation. Xiao Zhang's wife was beaten for no reason and was even insulted. Guess what happened next?
"
"I don't know. What happened to her later?" Little Loach asked.
"She actually secretly fell in love with Xiao Qing later. It's your turn to tell me a story." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Let me tell you a joke from when I was studying, okay?" Little Loach looked at Li Chun.
"Okay, you say."
"When I was studying, my deskmate was a female classmate named Cai Xiaolin. Once, we had a self-study class and the teacher was not in the classroom. The female classmate asked for leave from the monitor. She said, I want to pee. The monitor said, go ahead.
!I stood up and said to the monitor, monitor, I also asked for leave to pee! The monitor said, you are not allowed to go out, you go to pee with Cai Xiaolin!" Little Loach looked at Li Chun and smiled.