When the village king came to Shuixian's house, the three armies had already killed the duck.
When Narcissus saw the village king, he laughed and said: "Zhai Wang, you are really capable. I just heard someone say that Niu Zai and Wang Zai both took out their shotguns and pointed them at each other. As soon as you went there, after a few words, the two of them put it down.
Shotgun. Before you entered the village, people in the village quarreled. As long as the shotguns were pointed at each other, blood would bleed at worst, and people would die at worst. Two middle-aged widows in the village died together because two men took out shotguns.
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"Hmm. I heard Xue'er say this before. When people are poor, there are more scoldings and fights. Alas! When will this village become rich?" The village king sighed as he spoke.
"Why are you sighing? How fast the village has changed since you came to the village! You see, first there was a road, and then there was electricity. By the way, village king, didn't you send someone to find water on Yunding Mountain?
When we bring tap water to the stockade, our life in the stockade will be easier."
"Yes! There is good water in the high mountains! I didn't expect that the spring water on Yunding Mountain is so good. It tastes sweet and refreshing. But it is not easy to bring the water here from such a distance! We only rely on the manpower and material resources in our village.
, we can't do it yet. However, as long as there is a chance, I will definitely fight for it." The village king looked at Narcissus and said with confidence.
"To be honest, King of the village, you have done so many practical things for us. No one can dissatisfy you! Since you became the militia battalion commander, do you think how much the village has changed? That bamboo forest used to be used by the people in the village.
It is not enough to edit labor tools, but now we can transport them out every year in a planned way, increasing the income of the village..."
"Army, please stop praising me. As long as the people in the village don't scold me behind my back, I'll be satisfied!" the village king said with a smile.
"Who would be so ungrateful? Everything you do is right in front of you!" Narcissus said with a smile.
"Narcissus, why are you talking so much and not entertaining the village king? Please invite the village king in for tea!"
"Okay! King of the village, go into the house. I will drink tea and chat with you. Let the three armies work here by themselves!"
"Okay, okay, you Narcissus married a good, hard-working man!"
"King of the village, stop talking. I just praised our three armies. If you praise him again, he will raise his tail." Narcissus laughed again.
"No matter how much I raise my tail, I will still listen to you!" The three armies also laughed.
The village king entered the room amidst laughter, and Narcissus hurriedly patted the stool with a towel.
"Narcissus, you are so capable, the stool is clean, why are you taking pictures? It's an outsider, it's an outsider." The village king said and sat down.
Narcissus poured tea and placed it in front of the Walled King, and looked at the Walled King with tender eyes. The Walled King's heart skipped a beat: "You little goblin, you won't let me get to where I am, yet you come here to seduce me."
Narcissus then poured himself a cup of tea and placed it opposite the village king, saying, "I'll get some steamed peanuts."
After a while, Narcissus came with a bowl of peanuts.
Narcissus sat across from the village king and peeled a peanut. He held the peanuts with his hands and brought them to the village king's mouth. He said softly: "It's so crispy!"
The village king looked back at the door, turned his head and said, "It would be bad if the three armies saw it."
"It's okay to see it. We didn't do anything bad, right?" Narcissus gave the village king a wink.
The village king reached into the bowl, grabbed a few peanuts, stood up, and said as he went out: "Sanjun, your peanuts are fragrant and crispy. It's good to eat them just like this and drink them!"
"It's true. Sometimes I'm too lazy to cook and want to drink a few drinks, so I use these peanuts to serve the drinks!"
Narcissus also followed her out. She walked a few steps quickly, and when she passed the king of the village, she deliberately brushed against him with her body.
The village king turned sideways and thought to himself: "I don't want to be fooled by your little goblin. You make me angry and then pour cold water on me and torture me."
The food was ready and the army came back.
When the army saw the king of the village, they said with a silly smile: "King of the village, you are here again!"
The village king knew that he had a bad mind and was not easy to care about, but his words still made him embarrassed. He followed Dajun's words and said: "Yes, here we go again. I've been thinking about it after eating your dishes."
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"Yeah! I also said that my family's dishes are fragrant, and Narcissus's dishes are more fragrant than my brother's dishes." Dajun still had a silly smile on his face.
"Brother, you can't talk to the village king casually, you know? Go wash your hands and get ready to eat." Narcissus said.
"Okay, I'll wash my hands. I'll listen to you Narcissus."
After a few glasses of wine, the village king said, "No more wine. I'm going to eat."
"It's only been a few glasses of wine, why don't you drink? This is not the style of your village king. Come on, I will accompany you for six more glasses of wine!" Narcissus said and stood up to accompany him.
"I have to drink at night, and I have to deal with Niu Zai and Wang Zai's affairs while drinking. If I drink too much now, I will get into trouble. I really don't drink anymore!" The village king covered the wine glass with his hand.
After the village king had eaten, he stood up to leave. Narcissus quickly stood up to see him off.
After leaving the house, Narcissus quickly turned around and said, "King of the village, are you unhappy? Is there something wrong with you? Don't worry about the villain!"
"It's nothing. I'm just happy. I'll go to town tomorrow. You and the three armies will wait for me at home. I'll call you then." The village king said calmly.
"Well. Walled King, don't worry, I, Shuixian, am a woman who keeps her word. I also told the three armies directly about this matter, and he acquiesced, so don't worry!" Shuixian said and laughed.
"You little goblin! I really don't know how to treat you! Go back, things haven't been done yet, don't let the three armies think that something happened to us." The village king only spoke but did not take action.
"Okay. I'll leave everything to you." Narcissus saw that the village king was not interested in teasing, so he turned around and went home.
When the village king returned home, Xueer had just had lunch.
Seeing that he was back, Xueer wanted to pour him tea. He said, "I won't drink tea anymore. I won't sleep well after drinking it. I'll take a nap and go to Niu Zai's house for dinner in the evening, and mediate the matter between him and Wang Zai."
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"You go to sleep, I'll watch TV."
When the village king woke up, it was already mid-afternoon. The village king washed his face and chatted with Xueer in front of the TV. Xueer smiled and told the village king about the love story on TV.
The village king listened and asked questions from time to time.
Xueer said: "Happiness is actually not as exaggerated as on TV. I think happiness is very simple. For example, if you watch TV with me and chat, that is happiness."
The village king looked at the sweet smile on Xue'er's face, and began to wonder again what the differences were between men and women. He thought about it, but he still couldn't find the answer.
Time passed very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was almost time to cook dinner. Xueer said, "Go ahead and agree to go have dinner. Don't let people come to invite you again. It's time for me to cook too."
The village king stood up, touched Xue'er's head, and walked out.
As soon as the village king arrived in front of Niuzai's door, he happened to meet Niuzai's daughter-in-law Xiaoqin going out. When Xiaoqin saw the village king, she smiled and said, "I was going to invite you."
"What are you asking for? If I said I would come, I will definitely come." The village king walked in and said, "Niuzai, are the dishes ready?"
"Almost." Niu Zai smiled and came over.
"Niuzai! I'm not telling you, why are you so impulsive today? Don't you think about what will happen to your wife and children if you two pull the trigger?" The village king patted Niuzai on the shoulder.
"You need a breath of life! I'm so angry. Now that I think about it, I'm scared! Go ahead and ask Wangzi to come. It's really a small matter. It's a neighbor's business. I don't want to strain the relationship." Niu Zai said with a smile.
"Okay! As expected of my village king's brother, he has learned to tolerate others. Niu Zai, in that case, why don't you go and invite him?" the village king looked at Niu Zai and said.
"I'm going to invite him. If he doesn't come, wouldn't I be embarrassed? Then it will be even harder to maintain a good relationship."
"That's right. That guy Wangzi has a bit of a bad temper. Okay, I'll go and invite him." The village king said and went out to Wangzi's house.
Wangzai was waiting at home. He estimated that the village king was coming soon and had not gone out for fear of being embarrassed. He could hear what the village king and Xiaoqin said in front of the door. He heard footsteps in front of the door and knew
It was the village king who came. He quickly stood up and prepared to greet him.
The village king walked into the door and shouted: "Wangzai! Wangzai!"
"Oh, I'm here. The village king is here, please sit down first." Wangzi quickly gave up his seat.
The village king patted Wangzi on the shoulder and sat down: "Wangzi, thank you for giving me face today."
"What did the village king say? If I don't give you face, who will I give?" Wangzi said with a smile.
"Wangzi, I told you, your temper needs to change, you know? If you take out the gun, if there is a real fight, you are not afraid of death, don't you also think about your wife and children?"
"I said he was a stubborn donkey, but he didn't believe me! The pigsty collapsed, wasn't it just a few adobe bricks? I built it myself, it took only half a job, but it almost killed someone, it scared me to the point of shaking!" Wangzai's wife
Mingli said.
"You don't have courage! I only used the gun to scare people, who would actually shoot me!" Wang Zai snatched his wife away.
"Wangzi, you're wrong! If you want to use a gun to scare people, they will use the gun to defend themselves. When two people are gun-to-gun, their temper comes up and their anger comes up. It only takes one second to pull the trigger. Have you thought about the consequences?
This kind of thing has never happened in the village! They were just like you, they just wanted to scare people, what happened?" The village king's face darkened.
Wangzi saw the village king change his face and whispered: "You will do stupid things when you are angry. I was in a stalemate with him, and it was difficult to get off the tiger. When I saw you coming, I felt relieved!"
"Are you telling the truth? I'm telling you, Niu Zai and you are neighbors. A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. He is not a careless person. Last year, you had a quarrel. This year, your father died, and he also helped out.
? Do you think so? He just told me that he wanted to come to invite you in person, but he was afraid that if you didn’t go, he would lose face! He really wants to have a good neighborly relationship with you. Think about it, how can you
manage?"
"Yes. It's my fault this time. When I was drinking, I drank with him and apologized to him." Niu Zai said with a smile.
"It's not all your fault. In fact, what you two said to everyone today is reasonable. However, both of you also made mistakes. Wangzi, let me tell you, people cannot be unreasonable and unforgiving. Unreasonable and unforgiving.
If you forgive others, you will only offend them. If you forgive others, they will obey you from the bottom of their hearts. Right?"
"Yes, yes. I will take the initiative to admit my mistake to him tonight." Wangzi convinced the village king from the bottom of his heart.
"Okay! Let's go have a drink!" The village king stood up happily.
"Cowboy! Wangzai is here!" the village king shouted as he entered the house.
"Well, you're here, you're here! Wangzai! I was too impulsive today, I'm sorry!"