When the three armies were complained by Narcissus and felt dissatisfied, Little Loach was sending Li Chun home.
Little Loach killed a chicken at home and specially invited Li Chun over to have dinner so that she could recuperate.
As the two walked on the road, Li Chun said: "Qin Wei is really pitiful. First, her parents arranged for her to marry a man she didn't like. This time she married the director, thinking that she could enjoy the blessings. Who knew that such a thing would happen?
Come on, little loach, how wonderful it would be for Mayor Ou to be investigated and punished too! I don’t think he is a good official either.”
"Li Chun, don't remember the unpleasant things in the past. Mayor Ou is someone who has nothing to do with you, so just do whatever he likes!" Little Loach was afraid that there was still a shadow in her heart, so he persuaded her.
"That's right, what does it have to do with me? It's none of my business whether he lives or dies!" Li Chun still felt a little unbalanced.
"Li Chun, do you think it was God who was moved by our true feelings that made you come alive to accompany me?" Little Loach changed the topic.
"I think so. God still has eyes. She saw that the two of us were so devoted and loved each other so much. She couldn't bear to let you suffer alone in this world, so she gave me a job." Li Chun laughed.
Let's talk.
"However, Lichun, you are still really stupid. You need to change your temper. Otherwise, you will behave like this when we get married and quarrel. Wouldn't that harm the living people? Your father and mother will not only
If you feel sad, you will skin me alive." The little loach said with a smile.
"You said you wouldn't quarrel with me. I was wrong. You also tried to reason with me. How could we quarrel?" Li Chun said with a smile.
"How about tongue and teeth? Sometimes they touch each other!" The little loach was really scared.
"Are you scared? Don't marry me as soon as possible, otherwise it will hurt you. If you quarrel with me, I will turn into a ghost and scare you to death!" Li Chun playfully made a hanging gesture and stuck out her tongue.
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"Li Chun, why are you biting the paper when you hang yourself?" The little loach was very curious about this.
"I'm afraid that after I die, the King of Hell will be interested in the mandarin duck. I bite the note like this and it says I love you. When the King of Hell sees it, he will ask me to wait for you below." Li Chun laughed.
"Oh my God! Fortunately you are alive. Otherwise, I would have died long ago!" said the little loach, pretending to be surprised.
"Why? You didn't commit suicide when I died, and you won't commit suicide again after that. How did you die?" Lichun tilted her head and looked at the little loach.
"Do you think, you have moved the Lord of Hell, and he won't arrest me immediately and let me marry you at a late age? Can he still let me die of old age in the world and let you wait in vain down there?" Little Loach said with a smile.
"You are stupid! Do you think I haven't thought about this? I died for love, so that I can ascend to heaven. One day in the sky, one year on the earth! Why can't I wait for dozens of days?" Li Chun laughed.
"Lichun, you! Don't scare me anymore." The little loach saw that Lichun was still smart and felt relieved. After Lichun was rescued, he was afraid that she would have sequelae.
"Don't worry! I'm not that narrow-minded. Isn't it because of our love that I died this time? With you by my side, even if the Lord of Hell wants to drag me away, I will beg for mercy." Li Chun said with a smile.
"Li Chun, are you sure you won't get pregnant if we have sex that day?" Little Loach asked worriedly.
After Xiao Nili got close to Li Chun that time, her body recovered, and he also controlled not to have sex with Li Chun. Of course, Li Chun also paid attention to it. She only kissed Xiao Ni Loach and occasionally let Xiao Ni Loach touch her.
, every time the two of them are having fun, she will always remind Little Loach to brake in time.
"No. It's been such a long time, and I've tested it, but there's no reaction. Don't worry, God has already punished me for my impulse, and there won't be double punishment." Li Chun said with a smile.
"That's good. Otherwise, you would have to suffer again, and I would feel bad for you." Little Loach looked at Li Chun and touched her head.
"Little Loach, to be honest, I would give up my life for you. If you betray me in the future, I will do anything to you!" Li Chun tilted her head and said.
"What are you going to do? Tell me and wake me up." Little Loach said with a smile.
"I will tie up my limbs while you are sleeping, then take the bottom line that holds the sole of your shoe, put it on your little brother, use a crotch condom, and pull it up and down! You know, the crotch condom is more powerful than ever.
The tighter you tighten, I will make your life worse than death and howl like a slaughtered pig!" Li Chun said with a smile.
"How could I betray you? Now that I have you, no matter how beautiful and sexy a woman is, naked, twisting her body, and tossing her penis in front of me, I won't be tempted." Little Loach laughed.
Let's talk.
"You can brag! Tell big words! There is no cat that doesn't cheat! When the time comes, when you cry out for mercy, but you don't beg for mercy, I will torture you into impotence! Let you become a eunuch!" Li Chun looked at the little girl.
Loach, seriously.
"Li Chun, I've become an eunuch, what do you want to do?" Little Loach said with a smile.
"You will be in the first year of junior high school, and I will be in the fifteenth year! You are impotent and have become a eunuch, why don't I find another man?" Li Chun laughed.
"You! Why are you thinking of such vicious ways to deal with men?" Little Loach was a little frightened when she thought of Li Chun's methods.
"Men are ruthless, don't blame me for being unrighteous!" Li Chun said.
"Okay, auntie, I don't dare to go beyond the thunder pond, don't worry." said the little loach.
"You'd better not be evil. Otherwise, give up on me as soon as possible. After marrying me, you have to be honest, you know?" Li Chun said.
"I know. My little beauty." Little Loach put her hand on Li Chun's shoulder, "Come on, little beauty, let me kiss you."
Li Chun looked at the little loach and said, "You can only kiss me, but you are not allowed to touch my breasts. The weather is cold and it will be cold if you put your hand in it." Li Chun said and closed her eyes.
"If I don't touch your wife, I'm afraid I'll catch you cold." After the little loach finished speaking, he first kissed Li Chun's forehead, and then blocked Li Chun's mouth.
Li Chun responded, and the two kissed in the autumn wind.
After kissing for a while, the little loach started to rub Li Chun's chest through her clothes.
Li Chun took away Little Loach's hand, opened her eyes, and said, "Okay."
The little loach stopped, "Are you afraid you can't control it?"
"It's quite a bit. Especially when you try the taste of that thing, it's very difficult to control. We can't get too involved in emotions. It's not easy to extinguish the fire." Li Chun laughed.
Little Loach and Li Chun came to Li Chun's home chatting and laughing.
Narcissus was just about to continue complaining about the three armies. When she saw Little Loach coming back from seeing Li Chun off, she hurriedly greeted Little Ni Loach with a smile and asked Li Chun to pour tea for Little Loach.
Little Loach hurriedly picked up the teapot and poured tea for the three armies and Narcissus.
Narcissus saw the little loach being so clever, so he felt happy and felt better.