0039: The women in the village are all wild bitches
After everyone sat down, the village king said: "You know my temper. I don't talk about work when I drink. Do I need to adjust it for you before drinking?"
"No, it's a trivial matter. I'll build a few adobe bricks myself tomorrow. Get drunk." Wangzi said.
"Yes. There is no need to adjust. I will help Wangzi build the wall tomorrow. Don't worry, Village King, I have thought about it. Far relatives are not as good as close neighbors. We will be harmonious in the future. Don't worry, let's have a drink!"
"You don't need to build it. I'll do it myself. I'll give you a few bricks, so I won't bother you."
"Okay! Don't be polite, you two. Let's do this. I have something to do tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, let's do it the day after tomorrow! Niu Zai will help build the wall, Wang Zai will prepare the food, and the three of us will have a drink again, how about it?"
"Okay! The village king is thoughtful and our relationship has deepened again. Niu Zai, come to my house for a drink the day after tomorrow, remember!" Wang Zai said.
"Okay, okay, definitely, definitely!" Niu Zai said with a smile.
When the village king saw Niuzai and Wangzai shaking hands and making peace, he was very happy and said: "The matter is done, let's drink!" After saying that, he picked up the cup and poured the wine into his mouth. Niuzai and Wangzai followed.
After pouring the wine into his mouth, he was busy choosing vegetables for the village king. The village king was not polite, picked up the vegetables they brought to his bowl, put it into his mouth, and said: "Eat, eat! Everyone eat." With the vegetables in his mouth,
As he spoke again, his cheeks puffed up.
The three people were walking around, and they were all a little drunk. Of course, the owner Niu Zai got drunk first, and then Wang Zai was so drunk that he couldn't turn his tongue around. The village king said: "Drink to the fullest. Okay,
Let’s eat.” Niu Zai and Wang Zai both waved their hands and said, “I don’t want to eat anymore, you can eat!”
The village king patted his belly. I didn’t want to eat anymore. I was full of wine and food. Okay, I’m going home. After saying that, he stood up and prepared to leave. Niu Zai and Wang Zai said they wanted to see him off. He laughed loudly: "You guys
You guys want to see me off? Don't fall asleep halfway and ask me to carry you back! I won't let you see me off! You can rest by yourself!" As he said that, he went out crookedly.
Xiaoqin hurriedly supported the village king: "Better, better, I'll see you off. Niuzai, you're drunk, don't see Wangzai off either. I'll ask Mingli to pick him up."
Xiaoqin said and followed the village king out. When she went out, she shouted: "Mingli! Mingli! Both your men and mine are drunk. Please help your man go home. I want to send the village king away."
Mingli walked out of the door: "Haha, look at the village king shaking when he walked today. The three men are all drunk." As he said that, he entered Niu Zai's house.
Xiaoqin followed the village king and said, "Slow down, be careful, don't fall."
"It's okay, it's okay, I, I'm still... not drunk yet." The village king said as he walked crookedly. Not far after walking out of the fence, the village king was leaning badly.
"You said you're not drunk? Look at how you walk, don't fall!" Xiaoqin hurried over to help him.
"You help me? I'm not drunk." When the village king said this, he suddenly remembered in confusion that he helped the female village head upstairs.
"You still say you're not drunk? You really have to fall down before you give in!" Xiaoqin held on to the village king and refused to let go.
"Xiaoqin, are you supporting me? You are so kind. Let me tell you, I helped a woman. She was not drunk, but she was pretending to be drunk. Really, she was pretending to be drunk... Do you believe it or not?"
"Xin. If the village king likes a woman, that woman is in love with you." Xiaoqin joked.
"I don't like her. I don't like...her, I hate...her!" The village king pointed forward with one hand, almost dragging Xiaoqin down.
"Better, better, don't drag me too." Xiaoqin said with a smile.
"I'll drag you until I drag you. Let's fall to the ground together and make out, make out... it's hot. How about it?"
"King of the village, you are drunk, really drunk. You are telling lies, how can I be worthy of being intimate with you." Xiao Qin held on to the king and did not let go.
"You, you don't deserve it, who does?" the village king tilted his head and asked.
"Xue'er? Well, it's natural for me and Xue'er to be intimate. Narcissus? Humph, that little goblin is unreal. You, you deserve it! You are honest and kind, and I like it. What do you think, let's go... let's go
Go over there, there's no one on either side... there's no one anymore, let's make out, make out, it's great."
"Kissing your head, you're so drunk, and still being intimate, being intimate? Can your little brother still raise his head?" Xiaoqin started laughing after saying this.
"The women in our village are so wild! They dare to say anything wild. Haha, I like it."
"What does a wild mouth have to do with it? It's not really wild. Do you think people who talk wildly are also wild! I am a wild person tonight, and you have nothing to do." Xiao Qin said and laughed again.
"Xiaoqin, if you have the guts, tonight, it's, it's...it's your turn to show off. To be honest, I really can't do it if you are wild, I can't do it anymore."
"What if Narcissus goes wild with you? Is that okay?"
"Darcissus is following me. I...can't do it either. I drank too much. I drank too much."
"I don't believe it. We are almost at a fork in the road. You sit down and rest for a while. I will ask Narcissus to see you off and let her go wild with you. I will follow you and see how wild you are. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
"After Xiaoqin finished speaking, she smiled and let go.
"You don't want to help me? You really go, you really go call Narcissus!"
"Yeah. I really want to go, okay?"
"Okay! Go and call her. I'll see what you do. How do you call her? You call her, and the three of us will make out together. Go, go quickly...I'll take a rest." The village king said and sat in the middle of the road.
Xiaoqin really walked towards Narcissus' house.
Xiaoqin came to Narcissus' house and said: "Narcissus, the king of the village was drunk at my house. I took him to the fork in the road. I couldn't take him anymore. Look at me. I'm all sweaty. Come on, take him home with me."
, otherwise, I wouldn’t worry.”
"You are really strong. You have sent him so far away. Let the three armies go with you." Narcissus looked at the three armies and said.
"The village king said to let you go. Shuixian, it's convenient for you to go. Otherwise, it would be even more embarrassing for two men and me and a woman. Sanjun, would you let Shuixian go?" Xiao Qin also looked at Sanjun.
"Go, go, what's not allowed to go? You can send one woman as a gift, what's not to do with two women together? Go quickly!" said the three armies, waving their hands.
Xiaoqin took Narcissus' hand and left.
Walking onto the road, Narcissus burst out laughing.
Xiaoqin asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I'm laughing at you. Did the village king pinch you? It hurt, so he brought me in as a reinforcement."
"You are a wild woman, you are thinking all the wrong things and you are drunk, what else do you know? You will know later when you help him and see if he can squeeze him." Xiao Qin also started laughing after saying this.
The two of them were talking and laughing when they came to a fork in the road, but they heard the village king snoring.
"You heard the snoring! If the men in your family were so drunk, how could they still be intimate with you?" Xiao Qin said with a smile.
"I've become a dead pig. What can I do? Fart!" Narcissus was afraid of Xiao Qin's shoulder.
"Let's take him back together!" Xiaoqin said.
"Wake him up first. Otherwise, he won't be able to stand up!" Narcissus giggled.
After Narcissus laughed, he knelt down and pinched the king's nose with his hand. After a while, the king swept his hand and said, "What are you doing? Let me sleep, take a nap..."
"Go home and sleep! If you're so drunk, go back and see how Xue'er pinches your ears!" Narcissus said loudly and pinched the village king's nose again.
The village king was finally woken up.
"I'm drunk. I, Narcissus, and you, little goblin, are here? Xiaoqin, I went to call you, right?" the village king asked confusedly.
"You're not too drunk! You also know that I, Xiaoqin, went to call Narcissus. I called him. You can make out with Narcissus. I'm going home, okay?" Xiaoqin laughed again after saying this.
"Kiss, kiss you, kiss your head! You two help me go back, and I will go back to take a shower and get close to Xue'er."
"How can you get close to Xue'er when you are so drunk? Who are you lying to?" Narcissus giggled again.
"You, you, don't believe it? How about I try to get close to you?"
"Okay! As long as you have the ability tonight, I will let you get close to me, and Xiaoqin will also let you get close to me. How about Xiaoqin?"
"Wild, wild bitches! All the women in the village are wild bitches. Okay, tonight you, you guys are ruthless! I, I can't do it anymore. I, I surrender, you guys help me up and help me go home."
"You really surrendered? Raise your hands in surrender! Raise your hands!" Xiaoqin laughed.
The village king really raised his hands.
Narcissus and Xiaoqin squatted down and helped the village king up: "Let's go!"
Xiaoqin and Narcissus finally helped the village king to the door of his house.
"Xue'er! The village king is drunk, we sent him back." Xiao Qin shouted.
Xue'er walked out: "I rarely get drunk. Why did I get so drunk today that I needed help from someone?"
"I'm sorry for making him drink too much." Xiaoqin said embarrassedly.
"It's him who is greedy for alcohol. How can I blame you?" Xue'er said. "Thank you for helping him into the house. Let him sit on a chair and drink a cup of tea to sober up."
"Xue'er, don't listen to them, I, I'm not drunk yet..."
"Drunk people say they are not drunk, but people who are not drunk like to say they are drunk. You have not been drunk a few times, and you pretend to be drunk when you come back, saying that you are drunk, so that you will be obsessed with you and think I don't know! You are drunk today
You are drunk, but you say you are not drunk. Stop talking, sit on a chair and rest, and I will pour you tea to sober up."
Xiaoqin and Narcissus asked the village king to sit down, said a few words to Xueer and left.
When they were approaching a fork in the road, Narcissus said worriedly: "The village king said he would take me and the three armies to the town to do business tomorrow. He is too drunk. I wonder if it will delay things tomorrow?"
"Let's go apply for the birth certificate! Haha, I want a son and I can't wait any longer. Okay, there's a fork in the road. Come on, I'll go this way." After Xiaoqin finished speaking, she and Narcissus went home.