Yongjun typed very quickly, and a lot of sentences came through at once. Xueer found it very funny when she saw them.
Xue'er: It's so interesting for you, a young man. Instead of looking for a girl to fall in love with, you found an old woman like me.
Yong Ju: You are really good at making people laugh. Are you still senile? Lift up your clothes and let me take a look to see if the alarm clock on your chest is a real alarm clock or a fake parallel import.
This guy really got along, and he wanted to seduce me. Xueer cursed in her heart, "You're really uneducated!" and turned off the video.
Yongjun: Why did you turn off the video again? You said you are an old woman, why are you still shy?
Xue'er: I want to go to sleep. Goodbye.
Yongju: I’m lonely! Don’t sleep, chat with me first!
Xueer: You go find a young girl to fall in love with. My old woman is not in the mood to play with you anymore.
Yongju: Don’t call yourself old, I really like you!
Xue'er: I'm off. Goodbye.
Xueer then became invisible and sent a message to the group: Who is still online?
Qin Wei, Li Chun, and Li Rong suddenly appeared in the group, and they made snickering expressions.
Xueer: Everyone has learned to be invisible! Are they all chatting privately with others?
Li Chun: Aren’t you also invisible and chatting privately with others?
Qin Wei: I am in love with someone!
Li Rong: I can’t handle it without being invisible. My typing is too slow!
Everyone in the group was chatting and having fun.
After a while, Xueer clicked on Yongju's flashing profile picture. She was startled. She thought she said goodbye and left. This guy could only say one or two words and ignore it. Who knew he would send a lot of messages?
talk.
Xueer discovered that he was still sending messages!
Xueer started reading from the first sentence;
Why do you say goodbye and then ignore me?
Will you ignore me and become invisible?
Come out and talk to me. I won't talk to you anymore, okay?
I'm really lonely and sad, you know?
Come out and stay with me!
Let me tell you, I’m not a bad person! I really see you as beautiful and I don’t believe that you are already very old. I won’t make excessive demands. That’s it!
Come out, I really want to see you. Seeing you, my heart will not be upset. I don’t know how this could happen, please come out!
…
Do you know? When we videoed, I saw your gentle smile and felt very comfortable in my heart. When I said look at your chest, it was just a joke. Just say it casually, why are you so serious!
Seeing that Yongjun continued to type alone, Xueer softened her heart and replied: "It's very late, you should rest too! Don't take too long."
Yongju: Wow! You are so invisible! Great!
Xueer: Is it so worth exaggerating?
Yong Ju: I’m not exaggerating. I’m really happy. Please chat with me for a while!
Xueer: What are we talking about? Don’t talk to me about love again!
Yongju: Do you want to chat? You don’t have to say anything. Let’s turn on the video. As long as I see you, my mood will get better.
Xueer: Why are you in a bad mood?
Yongju: To tell you the truth, I graduated from high school but didn’t go to college. I’ve been staying at home for almost a year and I’m going crazy. My girlfriend has gone to college but ignores me. Do you think I’m very nervous?
Tough luck!
Xueer: Why did you start dating a girlfriend when you were in high school?
Yongju: Yes! If I had known this, I might as well have spent the time studying while falling in love! After entering college, are you still worried about not having a girlfriend? Right?
Xueer: Yes! Why didn’t you think so earlier?
Yong Jun: Aren’t I so unlucky? Oh, you know what? I couldn’t get into college and wanted to commit suicide! I bought pesticide and drank it, but it was fake. What a bad luck!
Xueer: You! You’re so funny! It’s not easy to commit suicide! You can hang yourself with a rope if you use fake pesticides!
Xueer knew that the other party was joking, so she also started joking.
Yongju: Stop talking! I put the rope around my neck! When I was out of breath, the rope broke. It’s a fake product again!
Xueer looked at it and smiled: Oh, you are really unlucky! Just stab yourself in the heart with a knife!
Yong Jun: I bought an extremely sharp knife and stabbed me directly in the heart! The result was, alas! Forget it, bad luck is bad luck!
Xueer: What's wrong? A sharp knife can't penetrate your heart? Are you too thick-skinned?
Xueer is proud of herself for saying that he is "too thick-skinned". This is a pun. He is saying that he is too thick-skinned. Does he mean that he is too thick-skinned to be penetrated?
Yong Jun: I’m not very thick-skinned. Who knew that the knife I bought was a prop knife for acting? I stabbed it and the knife retracted!
Xueer saw it and laughed secretly. This young man reacted very quickly!
Xueer: You throw yourself into the water! You are not very good at swimming, right?
Yongju: I can’t swim! I jumped into the river from the bridge and drank half full, but I became a hero. A rag picker bravely jumped in and rescued me! I really wanted to die.
What a shame! What bad luck!
Xueer: You really want to die so much! Go to the highway! Lie in the middle of the road and close your eyes, it will be so fast!
Yongju: Yes! I thought, the car is very fast! I should die happily! Who knows, a car drove past, and I was lying in the middle of the chassis! The car that drove past stopped, and the car behind it stopped.
The sudden braking did not kill me, but the car accident behind me was really big!
Xue'er: You are so naughty! It's getting late, you can go to bed! You have died many times. If you can't die, just live well!
Yongju: Thank you! To be honest, I just chatted with you for a while, and I really don’t feel worried anymore.
Xueer: Really or fake? You are a very quick-thinking young man. Are you really upset that you didn’t get into college and your girlfriend blew you off?
Yong Ju: This is indeed true, I won’t lie to you. I really thought about it, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why should I languish for a woman who doesn’t love me? Do you think so?
Xueer: Yes! Young people have plenty of capital. Work hard. Are you still afraid that no girl will love you?
Yongju: Thank you. Okay, I feel much better. You can rest! Goodbye.
Xueer felt strange. Could it be that this young man was really frustrated and in a bad mood, so he came to chat with me to relieve his boredom?
Xueer: Well, go to bed early and wish you all the best! Goodbye.
A while after Xueer sent the message, she saw Yongju’s profile picture dimmed.
Xueer was stunned when she saw the QQ message. She thought, how could an unrelated person tell her his own secrets to her on QQ? I'm afraid he wouldn't say these words to his father and mother.
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Xueer thought about it for a while and realized that chatting on QQ is really a good way to talk to others.