Narcissus's excitement was an extension of her excitement the night before. She thought of how drunk the village king was last night, and she couldn't help but start to worry. Will the village king get drunk and cause trouble? After this question appeared in her mind, her face showed melancholy, and her mouth
The folk tune also stopped.
"Army, are you ready?" Narcissus put away the dishes and was worried when the village king walked in with his hands clasped behind his back.
"King of the Village, are you here?" Narcissus looked surprised.
"Hahaha, I drank too much last night. Are you worried that I will miss your good news today?" There was a color in the eyes of the village king that Narcissus couldn't explain.
"King of the Walled Village! I, Narcissus, really admire you. I'm so impressed! To be honest, I'm really worried! Last night, hey! You were so drunk that Xiaoqin and I were exhausted to death!" Narcissus said happily.
Laughed.
"I was so drunk that I didn't even know how I got home. Did you two send it to me? I didn't do anything outrageous, right?" The village king said and laughed again.
"Why do I, Narcissus, admire you? What I admire is that you don't mess up when you drink, you don't talk about work when you drink, and you are very measured when you are drunk!" Narcissus said and gave a thumbs up.
"Okay, okay, where are the three armies? Are you ready?"
"You're ready. I'll be wrapping red envelopes as you ordered." The three armies came out of the inner room.
"We're ready, let's not hesitate, let's go!" After the village king finished speaking, he stepped out of the door.
The three armies were carrying sacks and Narcissus was giggling. The three of them walked toward the road to the village while talking and laughing.
When he arrived at the hotel, the village king greeted the hotel owner, and then told him that he had brought two authentic game dishes and asked him to tell the chef to make them carefully. Then he ordered a few more dishes and agreed to start the meal on time at 12 noon. Arrangements
After he recovered, he took Narcissus out of the hotel.
"Don't worry, I've notified everyone I want to invite in advance. I've even notified Xiao Zhang from the town clinic. Although she doesn't have an official position, she is responsible for removing the ring from Narcissus, so she needs a pair of chopsticks."
The village king comforted the three armies and Narcissus and said:
"King of the village, you are really capable! You are bold and careful. You have thought of such things, no wonder you are so prudent and admirable!" Narcissus said with a smile.
"I can't help but admire you! Talent! King of the village, you are the number one talent in the history of the village!" the three armies agreed.
"Stop flattering. Things haven't been done yet! Nothing is going to be smooth sailing. You have to be prepared to encounter setbacks and adapt to changes, but you also have to give yourself confidence, you know?" The village king seemed to be saying to himself,
It's like teaching Narcissus and the three armies.
"Yes, yes. The village king thinks far ahead." The three armies said.
"Let's go to the police station to find Director Li first and ask him to say hello to Xiao Cai, who is in charge of household registration. He will handle your household registration first. By the way, Sanjun, give me all the red envelopes you have prepared. I will go to Director Li alone first.
Chief, otherwise, these bastard turtles will be too embarrassed to accept, they have to pretend to be honest, you know?" The village king stopped.
"I know, I know, I will listen to you." The three armies took out several red envelopes and handed them to the village king.
"Several red envelopes contain the same amount of money according to my instructions, right?" asked the village king.
"Yes, yes. I did everything according to your instructions. There is no favoritism between one and another. However, I have included an extra red envelope for emergency use. If it is not needed urgently, I will treat it as a tribute to your village king." The three armies said with a smile.
"I didn't expect that your three armies are quite clever. We are all our own people. Don't think about me. I will try my best to serve you." After the village king finished speaking, he smiled and said: "By the way, I am Xiao Cai, who is responsible for managing household registration."
She was not included, do you know why?"
"How do we know this?" Narcissus answered quickly.
"Let me tell you, I can't stand her. She's covered in fat. Hahaha, even if I don't invite her, she has to do things for me obediently!" the village king said in a serious tone at the end.
"Who is your village king? She is just a small household registration clerk, so of course she is not under your eyes." Narcissus said with a smile.
The three of them entered the police station laughing and joking. The village king stretched out his hand and said, "Who has the household registration book? Give it to me, so that you don't have to look at the face of the household registration officer."
The village king took the household registration book from Narcissus and said, "You guys wait here, I will go directly to Director Li." After saying this, the village king left by himself.
Narcissus and the three armies saw the village king entering the director's room.
After a while, the director came out alone and walked into the household registration office.
After a while, the director came out.
"It's done, it's done!" The three armies beamed with joy.
"Look at you, you're such a bear, you can't hide things! Look how stable the village king is!" While Narcissus was robbing Bai Sanjun, he couldn't help but feel happy in his heart: "I feel relieved after I get the birth certificate and the ring."
"Yes, yes, we can have a son tonight!" The three armies still couldn't hide their thoughts.
"Oh! I'm really not afraid that you are old-fashioned, but I am afraid that you are old-fashioned and uneducated! Can you give birth to a son just after taking the ring? When can you have a son? You have to ask the family planning officer Xiao Zhang. By the way, the person in charge of household registration is also Xiao Zhang.
Zhang! Why are the two little Zhangs treated differently in the eyes of the village king?" Narcissus suddenly asked.
"Didn't the village king say that Xiao Zhang from the town government will personally pick up the ring for you? Of course it's different." Sanjun said.
"It won't be that simple. Never mind it! By the way, after you take out the ring, remember to ask me?" Narcissus said.
"What are you asking for?" The three armies were puzzled.
"I'm afraid I forgot to ask Xiao Zhang how long it will take to create a human after I take out the ring. After I come out, do you remember to ask me if I asked her."
"Okay. I've written it down. I'll ask you when you come out."
"Look, the village king is out! With a smile on his face, things must be done!" the three armies said happily.
"Here! This is the new household registration book. One household has become two households, so there are two books. Now, it is natural for you to apply for a second child! Let's go to the hotel and I will help you write the application form. You can follow it.
Copy it again. Then drink. Director Pan, who is directly in charge of family planning, likes to drink. Let him drink before doing it. Before drinking, I will give you a hint that you will act based on my wink. Also note that before I send out the red envelope, you
Don't talk nonsense. By the way, I asked you to prepare 6 red envelopes, one of which is for the driver. Do you know why the driver is also given as a gift? The driver is the brother of Secretary Yuan's wife. In fact, I prefer one to the other.
Who should be favored? Secretary Yuan, the top leader! I won’t tell you the details. After they come, I will find an opportunity to give out the red envelopes at once, do you understand?" The village king began to give instructions again.
"I know, I know." Sanjun and Narcissus answered quickly.
The village king, Narcissus, and the three armies came to the hotel again after joking.
The village king asked the hotel waiter to bring him a pen and paper, and he was about to start writing the application. Seeing that the village king arranged things in an orderly manner, Narcissus admired him from the bottom of his heart and said: "Zhai Wang, I didn't follow you to do things in person, I didn't see you
How do you display your skills? This trip, you opened my eyes and made me admire you even more."
"King of the Village, Narcissus is right. You are truly a talent! It's admirable!" the three armies also said.
"Hahaha, I've done something for you, just don't scold me behind my back. In fact, it's okay to scold me, no one is perfect! By the way, some people call me the Zamao Village King behind my back, right? You have called me that too, yes
No?" The village king stared at Narcissus and the three armies.
Narcissus and the three armies were unable to answer for a moment.
"Why are you nervous? It's okay if you scream! I have a bunch of white hair on my head! Hahaha!" the village king said, putting his hand on the white hair on his head.
"King of the village, you are really a blessed person! As the saying goes, if you have gray hair when you are young, you will eat it when you are old! I remember that you already had this hair when you entered the village." Sanjun said with a smile.
"Why is it white?" Narcissus asked with a smile, but thought in his heart: "The village king is really extraordinary. He can use his own flaws to humor and adjust the atmosphere. He has extraordinary magnanimity!"
"Why is it white? This hair is so white that even Xueer admires it! When I was studying in the county school, I came first in the class every time. My family was poor, and I was afraid of putting too much pressure on my parents, so I deliberately failed in the college entrance examination.
After the exam, I thought about my situation and cried under the quilt! I didn’t dare to tell others about my suffering, and I was so angry that I didn’t dare to cry out! Have you ever had that feeling? It’s not just anger.
, it’s not just helplessness, it’s the greatest sorrow in life! When your parents die, you cry, but you can cry out. It’s that kind of pain, you have to cry, but you can’t make a sound! It’s completely sad!”
The next day, when we came together, my parents discovered that I had a bunch of gray hairs on my head! Other people have three thousand gray hairs in one night, but I had one bunch of gray hairs in one night! A rich man’s three thousand troublesome hairs are called hair. We poor people’s hair.
Just like dog hair, it's worthless, it's just a bunch of hair. When it turns white, let it turn white! Okay, I won't talk about it anymore. If I really talk about my family background and situation, you will shed tears. Okay, let's get down to business. I'll give it to you.