The village king came out of Dongmao's house and walked straight towards the road home.
On the way, the village king thought of Wang Xiaohua.
Wang Xiaohua must have gone to his home. I don’t know how Xueer dealt with him in the morning. However, the village king believed that Xueer would handle the relationship between her and Wang Xiaohua well.
Thinking, thinking, the village king arrived at the door of the house.
"Xue'er, I'm back." The village king shouted.
"Oh, I just had dinner too. It's really early for you to come back." Xue'er said and came out.
"Wang Xiaohua, come here."
"came."
"How about it?"
"I'll report to you when I get home." Xueer said with a smile.
The village king was lying on the chair. Xueer put the tea on the coffee table: "The tea is still hot, you can drink it later."
"What did you say to Xiaohua? How did he react?"
"According to the method you taught yesterday. He was very excited. When he was excited, I would slow down, and he would calm down for a while and then apologize. In this way, I talked with him for a long time."
"It's definitely not a short time. Otherwise, you wouldn't have just finished eating."
"Zheng Shuang, Xiaohua finally made a request, and I agreed to him." Xueer said calmly.
"What's the request?" The village king straightened up.
"See how anxious you are? Can I agree to your excessive request?" Xueer laughed.
"What's your request? Tell me, don't tease me." The village king looked into Xue'er's eyes.
"He asked me to close my eyes and kiss me." Xueer said calmly.
"What? He wants to kiss you? Did you agree?" The village king straightened up again.
"Yes. I agreed. What are you excited about? Do you think he asked me to close my eyes and kiss me somewhere?" Xue'er still refused to fully reveal the answer. It seemed that she was deliberately teasing the village king.
"I don't want to guess, just tell me." The village king straightened up before lying down on the chair.
Xueer put her hands on the village king's shoulders and pressed him on the chair: "Just lie down, what are you in a hurry for? Big man, be careful."
"I care about you." The village king looked into Xue'er's eyes. Xue'er saw his true care in his eyes.
"It's a very pure kiss, and it's also a very strange request. I want you to guess!" Xueer acted coquettishly and shook the village king. When shaking the village king, she even twisted her waist.
The village king's eyes suddenly lit up: "I understand. He asked to kiss your scar, right?"
"God! How could you guess this?"
"A pure and strange request. A different mentality. I guessed it based on these two points!" the village king laughed.
"I closed my eyes and he touched my scar with his lips."
"Another great memory?"
"It can be considered as adding a good memory for the future. Why, are you still jealous?" Xueer laughed.
"Why are you so jealous of Xiaohua? Just think of it as a son's attachment to his mother, hahaha." The village king laughed loudly.
"You! I really don't know what to say about you! Aren't you hurting me?"
"Why did I harm you? How could I be willing to harm my beloved?" The village king pretended to be innocent and wronged.
"You said I'm old, aren't you hurting me?" Xue'er shook the village king again.
"I'm praising you! I'm praising you for having a loving mother's heart. I'm praising you for your heart being more precious than gold!"
"What a mouth you have! I think you've eaten too much fish and meat, and you're always very slick!" Xueer said and laughed.
"Xue'er, what do you think of Dongmao's wife?" The village king didn't know why he suddenly asked such a question.
"Did you have dinner at her house at noon? She is very capable, but sometimes she has a bit of a short temper. She must be a sharp-tongued woman with a soft heart! How can you tell me about her?"
"Dongmao went to town to gamble again today, and I went to catch him. As soon as he entered the house, she hit Dongmao with a broom, and in the blink of an eye she was talking and laughing again."
"A sharp mouth, a tofu heart. That's right! What would you do if Li Rong were your wife?" Xueer looked into the village king's eyes.
"There are no ifs. I only have you as my wife." said the village king.
"Change the topic and avoid the question. Have you been a little bit interested in her today?" Xueer said and laughed again.
"When I came home, she said that I was so drunk that I was so anxious to come back that I wanted to kill the noon pig. I said she was reminding Dongmao. Haha, maybe Dongmao is killing the noon pig now.
Woolen cloth!"
"You guys, you dare to say anything." Xueer tapped Zheng Shuang's forehead with her finger.
Zheng Shuang took Xueer's hand and pulled it, and Xueer fell into Zheng Shuang's arms.
Zheng Shuang held Xue'er's face and started to chew it. While chewing, he said: "Xue'er, I also want to kill you, a noon pig."
"Don't say it so harshly. It's not good to call the sound of a pig the sound of a pig." Xue'er moved her lips and said.
"Okay, if you don't like hearing such foul language, I won't say it." The village king blocked Xue'er's mouth again.
Xueer opened her mouth and took the village king's tongue into her mouth.
"Teacher! Is the teacher here?" Wang Xiaohua's voice came in from the door.
The village king quickly let go of Xueer.
"Here, there! Xiaohua is here! Come in quickly!" Xueer said and went out to greet her.
The village king quickly took a coat next to him, then lay down on the chair, using his coat to cover his rising younger brother.
"Xiaohua is here! Come in and sit down." The village king said while lying down.
"Okay!" Xiaohua followed Xueer.
Xueer saw Zheng Shuang lying on the chair and knew what was going on. She wanted to laugh but held it back.
Xueer moved the stool behind the village king's chair and asked Xiaohua to sit down. After Xiaohua sat down, he said, "I'm going to leave tomorrow, and I came here especially to say goodbye to you."
"Okay, okay! Go back and live a good life with your wife. If you want to see your relatives in the village, come back." Xue'er said.
"Xiaohua. I heard that you have a lovely child. You must cherish your family. Your son is your hope for the future and you must cultivate it well. Do you understand?" the village king told Xiaohua.
"Yes, I understand. Thank you for your concern. I will treat them well when I go back. I was indeed too narrow-minded in the past." Xiaohua's words were very calm.
"It's good if you can realize your own shortcomings." Xueer said.
Xiaohua stood up: "I have nothing else to do. I just came to say goodbye and reassure you. I'm going back."
"Okay. Go back and talk to your father." Xueer said as she sent Xiaohua out.
Xueer watched Xiaohua go away in front of the door, turned around and went back to the house, closing the door smoothly.
Xueer came to Zheng Shuang and saw that Zheng Shuang had taken off his clothes and his crotch was normal. She smiled and said, "Are you angry? Or is your little brother angry?"
"No, it's just that the passion has subsided. Xiaohua has changed a lot, I hope it's not temporary." The village king closed his eyes.
"You men, passion comes and goes quickly. When someone comes and says a few words, you become a completely different person." Xueer's voice was low.
"What is the difference between men and women?" The village king closed his eyes and asked the question he had been thinking about.
"Men are convex, women are concave. That's the difference!" Xueer sat down and answered.
"Don't women have bigger bulges on top?"
"Those are places of different nature and there is no comparison."
"The difference in convexity and concavity is just a physiological characteristic. What kind of different emotions does this difference bring about in people?" The village king opened his eyes.
"Protrusion means initiative and attack. Concave means passivity and persistence." Xueer laughed.
"Go on, I want to hear it."
"Active attack is possession, so men are very possessive, so it is natural for men to be fickle. Don't you think so?" Xueer asked, tilting her head.
"Interesting. Continue."
"Women are concave and passive. They always want to stick to their own territory. A woman's territory is home, so family is the most important thing."
"Why do some women lose their territory?" the village king asked.
"If you care too much about your family, you will easily go to extremes. You will either let it go and let the dust fly. Or you will be easily impulsive when something strange happens in your family. You are afraid that the sand will leak out, so you will hold on tightly, and it will leak out faster."
"What do you think you should do with the sand in your hands?"
"What's in your hands is gold sand, hold it in your hands. What's in your hands is sand, throw it away." Xue'er said and laughed.
"You are a gold-digging woman!" The village king also laughed.
Seeing that the village king was no longer sleepy, Xueer put her hand on his thigh and began to move around.