The village king felt uncomfortable, but he walked in directly and sat on the stool.
Haiyan saw the village king sitting down by himself. She sat opposite the village king, looked at the village king and said: "Zhai Wang, did you ask Wang Wen to fill in the form? Tell me, I will tell him when he comes back.
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"Fill in your form! Do you have to ask him to fill in your form? Don't you really want me to fill it out for you?" the village king said angrily.
"My form? What other forms do I have to fill out? Poverty subsidies? It's not my turn!" Haiyan said with a smile.
"I'll fill in your water meter! Test your pond to see how deep the water level is!" The village king looked at Haiyan, "Haiyan, do you really not understand, or are you just pretending to be confused?"
"I really don't understand. My water meter has always been very accurate. Besides, isn't there a waterman in charge of the water meter?" Shuihua asked puzzledly.
"Waterkeeper? Waterkeeper is in charge of the water in your three-thirds of the land?" The village king was very angry, but he didn't want to get angry.
"Zhai Wang, why do you make such a dirty joke?" The smile on Shui Hua's face froze.
"Dirty? Splash, are you pretending to be with me? You really don't want to get close to me?" the village king asked directly.
"What are you getting close to? King of the village, you haven't been drinking! Why are you talking drunkenly? I have a husband, and I'm close to my husband, and you have Xue'er, and you're close to Xue'er. Can we get close to each other casually?" Haiyan remembered that she was already close to Sanjun,
We can't mess around with the village king anymore.
Besides, I was frightened when I met the three armies. It turned out that I had a crush on the village king, but why didn't your village king get close to me at that time? Now, are the women in the village not attached to you and looking for me?
Is happiness coming? I am not a woman who comes at a moment’s notice!
The village king was robbed of a few words by Haiyan and wanted to get angry. However, he knew that if he got angry, he would lose face even more.
The village king stood up, glanced at Haiyan's plump breasts, and said, "Haiyan, I'm not a gangster. If you don't let me, I'll leave."
"Well done, King of the Village." Haiyan stood up and watched him go out.
Haiyan felt funny in her heart. She and the three armies have been on good terms for so long. How can I still be good to you, the village king? Do you think you are really the gold among men? You are the gold among men, and your little brother is not necessarily a gold bar.
ah!
The village king went out, holding back his anger. He was cursing in his heart.
The king of the village did not expect that he would look for flowers and willows in the village, but he could not pick the flowers and would not bend down when he saw the willows. He thought for a while and found that there was no suitable woman in the village. He began to think of the women outside the village.
Among the women outside the village, Xiao Zhang, the family planning officer in the town, had a better time. But she had been transferred to the county family planning committee, and the military had also severed ties with her. After her divorce, she married an old man who was the deputy director of the family planning committee.
Son.
The village king thought of Xiaoyun from another village again. He hadn't seen Xiaoyun for a long time. He heard that she followed her husband outside. Her husband was the leader of the small contractor, and she was cooking with him!
The skylark is good to me, water from afar cannot quench the thirst of the near! It is also because of the skylark that I argue with Xueer. Of course, what Xueer occasionally sees are "flying birds in the sky". This "flying bird" cannot fly to the village, and the king of the village cannot
Can't fly to her.
The village king was discouraged.
The village king did not expect that he would not be able to find a woman to get close to. The village king walked gloomily and unconsciously reached the door of his house.
The village king entered the house and turned on the computer.
After turning on the computer and logging into QQ, he realized that Yunque was at work and had no time to fall in love with him online.
The village king was bored and randomly added friends.
When the village king was adding friends, he saw a strange name. Her nickname was "Help me relieve the itch". The village king thought it was strange, so he added her and started chatting with her.
"Help me relieve the itch" she chatted with the village king for a few words and asked the village king to chat with her on the phone. The village king felt itchy, so he called her and the other person's voice was really sweet.
The village king chatted with "Help Me Stop Itching" about the topic of warm flavor. As they chatted, the village king's younger brother actually reacted.
"Help me stop itching," he said softly on the phone: "Brother, I'm so itchy, please help me stop itching!"
The village king responded to him, and the other party actually made an angry sound, and for a while he also made the kind of sound that the village king often heard. That sound was made by every woman who had been close to the village king, and she was crazy.
It was only sent out when it came.
Under the urging of the voice, the king of the village moved his hands in his crotch quickly. While the king of the village was saying "Help me relieve the itching" and moving quickly, the other party's phone number with him was disconnected.
The village king didn't know what was going on, so he quickly continued to call, but what he heard was a notice of arrears.
The excited brain of the village king suddenly realized that he was calling the ** service number. The phone bill had already been deducted. He knew that before he called, there should be more than 100 yuan in phone bills!
The village king was like a deflated rubber ball, and his younger brother also dropped his head in an instant.
The village king turned off the computer angrily.
The village king looked at the time and saw that it was almost time to cook. Although he and Xueer had a cold war, at that time, he still cooked and stir-fried vegetables every day.
The village king began to wash rice, cook rice and prepare vegetables.
When Xue'er came back, the food was already ready.
"You're back?" the village king greeted.
"Well. Is the food ready? I'm hungry, let's eat." Xueer had no special expression.
"Let's eat." The village king thought that there was no way for him to continue the cold war with Xue'er. Should he make peace with her? She didn't mention the "birds in the sky" thing, so there was no need for her to be upset. Although she didn't have enough
evidence, but what she suspected was true after all!
After dinner, the village king put away the bowls and wiped the table.
"You take a nap for a while." The village king said to Xue'er.
"The weather is not very hot yet, it is not the beginning of summer, and it is not time to take a nap yet," Xueer said.
I asked you to take a nap. It was not a real nap. I wanted to reconcile with you and stop the cold war. Don’t you know? The village king did not say what he was thinking.
Of course Xueer knew what he meant.
However, Xueer was still angry. You want to be close to me? Why are you close to me? Aren't you in love? You are close to your QQ friends!
When the village king saw that Xue'er was not taking a nap, he guessed that she knew what he meant. She was so smart, how could she not know?
The village king felt a little annoyed when he thought that Xue'er knew his intentions but deliberately refused to take a nap. However, it was not easy for him to have an attack, and he did not dare to have an attack.
The village king did not dare to have an attack. Firstly, he was indeed in love with Yunque. He and Yunque went from being real lovers to falling in love, but he felt guilty after all. Secondly, if he really had an attack, he would not be able to beat Xueer, but would suffer on his own.g