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0059: I'm drunk and Xueer takes care of me

0059: Xueer takes care of me when I'm drunk

Haiyan couldn't explain Wang Wen's change. Haiyan was so happy that she forgot about the pain in the corners of her eyes.

Haiyan rested her head on Wang Wen's shoulder: "I really didn't follow the three armies. The hunter was also hiding in the cave from the rain. Think about it, how could the three of them do that?"

"Yeah, how could three people do that? Didn't the hunter say that he met the three armies at Monkey Rock?" Wang Wen thought about this and began to regret his impulsiveness.

"I'm sorry, I was too impulsive." Wang Wen touched Haiyan's face.

"I don't blame you, I didn't finish the story. Wang Wen, you have to believe me in the future. Although I talk to men, I will not let them play with my body. I have nothing to do with the three armies.

, you have to believe me, okay?"

"Okay, okay, I believe you. Go to sleep!" Wang Wen said, laying Haiyan down flat, kissed her forehead, and went to sleep alone.

Haiyan hated Wang Wen's kiss on his forehead. She had always hated Wang Wen's gentle behavior. She complained to Wang Wen many times in her heart: What kind of gentleman should I imitate? It always makes me miserable if I imitate him in a superficial way!

Haiyan couldn't sleep, thinking about Wang Wen's bravery just now, and sighed in her heart: It's great that Wang Wen doesn't pretend to be polite! Can you pretend to be polite in this matter? Haiyan asked herself again in her heart.

No! What happened to Wang Wen just now? Was it because of the stimulation that made him explode? Haiyan couldn't understand. Haiyan who couldn't understand stopped thinking about it. She just prayed in her heart: I hope Wang Wen will no longer be polite in the future. I would rather

He turned into a rough copycat guy!

The next day, the three armies were startled. Not one jump, but two jumps! The first jump was when he met Haiyan first. He found that the corners of Haiyan's eyes were swollen. He immediately thought of Wang Wen's anger. He originally wanted to ask

Haiyan, but there was someone next to Haiyan. The second jump was when he met Wang Wen. He found scratches on Wang Wen's face. There was a fight! Wang Wen, a bastard, was too deep in the city. He must have forced Haiyan to question him at night.

After being frightened for a second time, the three armies waited for Wang Wen to come and question him. Before he could think of how to downplay what happened at Monkey Rock, Wang Wen greeted him: "Three armies, where are you going?

!”

"Oh, just take a walk." The three armies noticed that although Wang Wen had scratches on his face, he was still smiling.

"Is this a false alarm?" the three armies thought.

"Haha, a wild cat ran into the house last night and wanted to catch the wild cat to eat its meat. As a result, it was caught by the wild cat!" Wang Wen said, pointing to the scratches on his face.

"Oh." The three armies didn't know what to say.

"Haiyan helped chase, but I hit the corner of my eye. Fortunately, I didn't hit my blind eye. It seems that I can't be greedy for wild cats!" Wang Wen smiled and left.

The three armies murmured in their hearts: "This Wang Wen, what does he mean? Hint? Wild cat? Stealing sex? What a ****, unpredictable words. Okay! You two hide from the fight and don't expose it, give it to me.

To save face, I won’t have any ideas about your wife in the future!”

Thinking this, the three armies finally relaxed, and the original fright turned out to be a false alarm.

In fact, Wang Wen's words were just to evade the questioning of the three armies. He did not think that what he said was unfathomable to the three armies.

On the other hand, the armed forces have a guilty conscience.

"Sanjun, I finally saw you! I went to your house to look for you, and Narcissus said you were out for a walk." Niu Zai suddenly appeared in front of Sanjun.

The three armies raised their heads: "Niu Zai, what's the matter?"

"Good thing, good thing! Let's go to the village king's house for lunch! Dongmao has already gone. The village king asked me to go have a drink with you. You are diligent and go help wash the vegetables. Let's go!" Niu Zai pulled the three armies.

"I'll go back and tell Narcissus."

"No need, I've already told Narcissus, don't worry!"

"Oh, what are you doing, King of the Village? Do you want to prepare a red envelope?"

"No need. A hunter who lives a few miles into the mountains from our village shot a wild boar. Today he sent the pig to the water for the king of the village."

"Oh, it must have been shot the day before yesterday."

"how do you know?"

"You guessed it. If I got it yesterday, it wouldn't be delivered so quickly. They sell wild boar meat."

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that your three armies are smarter than me! I asked the village king if I caught it yesterday. The village king said that I had a pig brain, and said that the hunter caught it yesterday. If I don't go to sell wild boar this morning, my family will not eat.

?Send it to me specially?"

The three soldiers thought to themselves: "I'm so smart! If I hadn't known earlier, I would have guessed that I got hit yesterday!"

"It's nice to be in the cottage. It's cool at night and the temperature is low in the cave during the day. We don't need a refrigerator. It's okay to store the meat for two days. If you leave it outside, the meat will change its flavor already."

"It's true. The wild boar's sewer is fresh!"

The two of them arrived at the village king's house as they talked.

The village king was standing in front of the door with his hands clasped behind his back and looking towards the road!

"Hello, King of the Village!" the three armies greeted with a smile.

"I thought you wouldn't come if I invited you to have a nice meal? I'm telling you, I invited you three!"

"The king of the village is really kind to the three of us." The three armies said.

"Go and help with the vegetables, Dongmao is doing it inside!" The village king entered the room, lay on the chair, and watched TV with Xue'er.

"I asked for help, but Dongmao said no. I'll be responsible for cooking later," Xue'er said.

After a while of work, the room was filled with the aroma of meat.

Xueer started to serve wine from the wine bottle.

After a while, several people sat at the table.

Xueer said: "Zheng Shuang, you drink with your brothers, and I'll eat."

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany them. You eat and eat more wild boar. I usually eat a lot outside and you are too lazy to cook the meat yourself. Eat more today." The village king said with a smile.

"Leave me alone and take care of your brothers. You guys need to eat and drink well today. To tell you the truth, Zheng Shuang plans to call my father and mother over. I'm afraid that there are old people and you will be restrained, so

Stop shouting and send them some pork head meat." The smile on Xueer's face was very sweet.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Several people were busy saying words of thanks.

"Don't be polite to me." The village king picked up the wine glass, "I told you three brothers that you are drinking freely at my house today, and I will drink freely. First, I will not delay my work; second, I will be drunk.

Xue'er will take care of you. Don't worry, come and drink."

After the village king said this, everyone began to lose their restraint and started drinking with the village king casually.

The atmosphere was quite good while drinking, and there was no obstruction for everyone to talk.

Everyone was drinking and chatting, and Dong Mao asked the village king: "Zhai Wang, I have a question that I have been holding in my stomach for a long time. I have never dared to ask you. Can I ask you today?"

"Bullshit! Are there any questions you can't ask? Just tell me! You can ask any questions, including the couple's private matters, as long as you ask!" the village king said boldly.

"He had so much fun today that he was a little drunk." Xueer said with a smile beside her.

"Yes, I tried my best today, even when I was drunk, I was happy. Dongmao, what's the problem?"

"About Xue'er." Dongmao still said in a probing tone.

"Ask directly, it's okay. How is Xue'er? Tell me!" Village King Hao was very angry.

"Dong Mao, just say it. It's okay if Zheng Shuang says it's okay." The smile on Xue'er's face was still gentle and bright.

"No one in the village understands, and I don't understand either. I heard that everyone agreed to get electricity, so why did Xueer disfigure herself? This is really hard to understand!"

"Hahaha, I have never understood it. However, after I read a book about Fan Li a few days ago, I suddenly understood. Who is Fan Li? Do you know?"

"I don't know." Dongmao said.

"Fan Li seems to be from the same dynasty as King Gou Jian of Yue." Sanjun said.

"That's right! When King Gou Jian of Yue was in trouble, Fan Li and Wen Zhong followed him loyally. Fan Li was extremely intelligent. He made suggestions for King Gou Jian of Yue and helped him turn defeat into victory. He became proud and achieved hegemony. Fan Li was named the leader of Yue State.

The highest military commander. At this time, what do you think happened to Fan Li?"

"What's wrong?" Dongmao asked.

"Fan Li wanted to resign from all his official positions and go into business. When Fan Li wanted to leave, King Gou Jian of Yue could not understand. He said to Fan Li, as long as you stay, I will divide the country and share it with you. If you want to leave, I will kill your wife and children.

What will Fan Li do?"

"Stay and enjoy the blessings! It would be dangerous to leave!" Dongmao interrupted.

"Fan Li did not stay. He secretly took his family to Qi, a country with developed industry and commerce, and settled on the seaside. When he left, he persuaded Wen Zhong to go with him, but Wen Zhong refused to listen, and was sentenced to death by the King of Yue."

"Fan Li is so smart, knowing that it will be difficult to protect himself after conquering the country."

“Why is it so difficult to protect oneself even though we have conquered the country?”

"King Gou Jian of Yue must be afraid that he will surpass him!" said the three armies.


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