After the village king went out, the room suddenly became quiet.
The three armies sat there cautiously, not knowing what to say, but thinking in their hearts: The leader of the village gave us only one hour, and we can't do anything. What should I do?
"Sanjun, don't be formal. You drink water. By the way, Sanjun, how about I tell you a little joke?" Xiao Zhang said and leaned his stool towards Sanjun.
"What a joke, I want to hear it." The three armies relaxed a little.
"A regiment leader in the army and his political commissar are very close, just like you and the village king. Both of their wives are very beautiful. One night, the two of them were drinking in a small hotel outside, and they praised each other's wives.
The regiment leader finally said, "Let's do it this way. How about we switch tonight?" When Xiao Zhang said this, he stopped and looked at the three armies.
"Have they been changed?" Sanjun asked.
"The political commissar agreed to change. So the two exchanged keys. The regiment leader took the key and opened the door of the political commissar's house, and slept directly with the political commissar's wife. The political commissar was doing ideological work, and he suffered from an occupational disease. When he opened the door, he saw the regiment leader's wife also
After sleeping, he woke up the group leader's wife and told her that he would discuss it with the group leader, and the two of them could exchange wives. How could it be easier for the group leader's wife to agree directly, right?" Xiao Zhang asked.
"Yes, what happened next?" Sanjun asked.
"Later? Later, the regiment leader had sex with the political commissar's wife and returned home. At this time, the political commissar also completed the work of the regiment leader's wife. However, everything was too late, because the regiment leader came back. After the political commissar went out, he cursed himself for being such a bastard,
When you talk about what ideological work you do, you should be direct and bold! Hahaha, do you think the political commissar is funny?"
Xiao Zhang smiled and bent down, touching the three armies.
The army's heart suddenly rose, and they were nervous. When they saw Xiao Zhang's body shaking with a smile, the two breasts on his chest also bounced. His pride also rose.
The third army hugged Xiao Zhang and touched her chest randomly: "The political commissar is indeed funny. You can't let me imitate the political commissar, can you?"
Xiao Zhang was touched by the three armies for a while, and his heart was disturbed: "Yes, the three armies, you can't imitate the political commissar, let me go, change places, go to me, go to my bed..." Xiao Zhang was already stuttering.
"I'll carry you!" Sanjun stood up and carried Xiao Zhang into the room inside.
Mixed sounds suddenly came from Xiao Zhang's room. The sound sounded like thousands of troops galloping, and like a strong storm beating on the plantains.
After a while, the three armies came out. The rosy-faced Xiao Zhang was still holding his hand!
The three armies seemed to have changed people, like generals who had won the battle.
Walking to the door of the outside room, Sanjun turned around, hugged Xiao Zhang and kissed him: "I really want to do it with you again, you are so passionate. But time does not allow it."
"I also want to come with you again. Remember to come in the future." Xiao Zhang's voice was delicate.
After the two kissed again, Xiao Zhang said: "Go! The village king must be waiting for you in front of the door. The village king has a strong sense of time. He left exactly an hour ago."
The three armies reluctantly left Xiao Zhang's room.
After the three armies went out, they walked directly towards the gate. The village king saw the three armies and laughed: "Xiao Zhang knows that I have a strong sense of time, and she will urge you to leave. In fact, I have only been here for a few minutes. How about it? Is it cool?"
"It's cool! It's so cool! Women who have seen the world are open-minded!" Sanjun said with a smile.
"You can't let anyone know this secret, understand?" the village king warned.
"Understood! I will definitely not tell anyone." The excitement on the faces of the three armies has not faded yet.
"I'm afraid that when you are drunk, you will brag and say that you have fucked a female cadre in the town!" the village king emphasized again.
"Prince of the village, don't worry. Even though I was drunk, I know that I can't let any news about this matter. Prince of the village, what does Mr. Zhang do? Why doesn't he come with such a good woman?"
"It's okay to have someone else's wife! If he doesn't come, it doesn't mean he didn't do such a thing! Let me tell you, Sanjun, you are fucking the wife of a deputy director today! Sanjun, do you think your life is worth it?" Village King
asked with a smile.
"It's worth it! It's worth it!" The three armies beamed with joy.
"You, Sanjun, I gave you the woman I didn't want because I couldn't get rid of it. I see how happy you are in your heart." The village king thought this in his heart, but he said: "Sanjun! I saw how difficult it was for you to endure it for many months, so I wanted to
I’ll find a way to help you! Remember, no matter how difficult it is, you can’t play with the lady. If you get infected, you will be dead, do you understand?”
"I know, I know. Village King, if it hadn't been for your advice, and to be honest, if you had lent me ten courages, I wouldn't have dared to take advantage of the female staff in the town!" Sanjun said excitedly.
"You know how good I am to you!" The village king saw the excitement of the three armies and said this casually.
"Of course I do! The fact that you gave us the birth certificate, King of the Village, is enough for Narcissus and I to be grateful to you for the rest of our lives. We, Sanjun, are not villains who don't repay kindness!" Sanjun patted his chest.
"Okay, okay, that's good. Let's go and catch a bus. The bus should go to Shanzhai. Let's stop talking about today's matters. From now on, you are not allowed to say another word. By the way, you will meet Xiao Zhang again in a few days.
Don't let her keep looking forward to you!" the village king said with a smile.
"It's an appointment, it's an appointment, she will ask me to come in six days." Sanjun said with a smile.
"Okay, stop it!" the village king said briefly.
"Is the bus leaving? Buy a ticket." The voices of the three armed forces were much louder than before.
…
That night, the three armies were sleeping in bed, thinking about what they had done during the day, and felt very happy.
"Hmph! Haiyan, who do you think you are, the wife of a village party secretary? You broke away from my arms and ran away. I even slept with the female cadres in the town today! Who do you think your husband, Wang Wen, is? A small village accountant!"
What I did today was the deputy director’s wife!” Sanjun couldn’t help but laugh out loud as he thought about it.
"Why are you laughing? Did you find a gold ingot?" Narcissus touched her.
"I'm happier than picking up a gold ingot!" Sanjun said.
"Let's talk about it, why are you laughing? What good thing is happier than picking up a gold ingot?" Narcissus stretched his hands across Sanjun's neck and hugged him.
"Think of it, we can have a son in twenty days!" Sanjun didn't expect that he could lie casually.
"You are living your life day by day! Isn't it difficult? How about I help you?" Narcissus pushed the three soldiers with her chest.
"In order to give birth to a lively, cute, healthy and smart son, I have to go through many hardships! I can survive it without your help! I, Sanjun, have the determination." After Sanjun said this, he couldn't help but laugh at himself: "Sanjun!
Why did you change so quickly? Even your mouth has become oily."
"Okay, if you can get through it, get through it. Aren't I going to get through it too?" After Narcissus said that, he took out his hand, turned around and went to sleep alone.
The three armies continued to reminisce about the good things during the day.
The beautiful memories made the three armies fall asleep with sweet smiles.