Ah Zhui looked at Fang Ke and the others in surprise, and timidly asked: "Are you...really the Royal Palace of Dals, here to envoy our beautiful royal city? Don't come here to scare Ah Zhui, but...your appearance,
It’s very ordinary.”
Fang Ke snorted and said: "This is because we are here for a very important matter. We want to inform the great Queen of Beauty that we are on a secret mission in disguise, so we cannot make it public. If we are captured by the Eighth Route Army,
If you bring them here in a big sedan chair, of course the news will be leaked easily!"
"And our mission this time is related to the new generation of beautiful princesses in the palace of your Beauty City. Aren't your Beauty City going to select a new generation of beautiful princesses in the near future? What, am I wrong?"
Ah Zhui blinked and said: "Yes, our Beauty City is going to choose a new beauty princess, but we didn't tell anyone else about this. Our great beauty queen is very low-key. She doesn't like others to stir up trouble.
Come to congratulate me...but how do you know about this?"
Fang Ke sneered and said: "Hmph, we know a lot, how can we tell a small reception maid like you? As long as you know that we are indeed the envoys of the Dals Palace, that's all.
Okay, now shouldn't you apologize to us for your rudeness just now?"
When Fang Ke said this, he raised his head and looked around with an arrogant look.
Ah Zhui no longer dared to show the same attitude towards Fang Ke as she did at the beginning, but she still seemed a little dubious, so she said timidly: "If you are really foreign envoys, then you should have a diplomatic ultimatum."
It’s a token, otherwise...I heard from my sisters that there are...a lot of liars in this world..."
When she said this, her voice was almost inaudible, but her eyes secretly glanced at Fang Ke and the other three.
Fang Ke glared angrily and said, "Hey, you impolite girl, you dare to call our envoy Dals a liar. I'm telling you, little girl, you are in trouble, you are in big trouble!"
Ah Zhui's face flushed with anxiety and he said loudly: "Why, don't come to scare me. You three are mysterious and secretive. How can I know that you are not here to lie to me if you don't reveal your true identities?"
Fang Xiaoxiao said: "Why did we deceive you into a little maid? Did we deceive you into serving our uncles?"
Ah Zhui blushed and muttered: "If you are really the envoy of Dals, when you enter the Beauty City, you will naturally have Sister Gong'e to serve you, but before entering the Beauty City, everyone must first go to the bathroom."
body, so the work of leading you to purify your body must be completed by Ah Zhui."
"When you go to a purification place, there are naturally different levels. If you are a foreign envoy like you, you will naturally go to the highest-level purification place. If you are just ordinary people, then Ah Zhui can only bring you
You went to a low-level purification place."
"A-Zhui has to face many people who want to purify themselves every day and come to the city. My sisters said that there are many scammers every day. In order to enjoy the treatment of high-end purification places, they always make up all kinds of scams.
Reasons and identities to deceive us, the reception maids."
"So, we must first confirm the identities of the officials, so that we will not lose etiquette and will not be deceived by swindlers. If we mistakenly lead the people to the wrong place, then Ah Zhui will have to
I will be punished. Ah Zhui's monthly salary is very pitiful. If my bonus is deducted again, I won't be able to go to college next year."
Fang Ke hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, you said that if you want to enter the city, what must you do first? Cleanse yourself?"
Ah Zhui nodded and said: "Yes, this is the rule of Beauty City for thousands of years. Anyone entering the city, regardless of age, must go to cleanse themselves first."
Fang Ke and Xi Baibai looked at each other, and Xi Baibai quickly asked: "Uh... Miss Ah Zhui, what does this purification... mean? Isn't it for us... that..."
Ah Zhui blinked and asked in confusion: "Which one is it? Aren't you the envoys of Dals? Why don't you know the rules of our beautiful city? I don't think you are from Dals, but like
He is an envoy from an alien planet."
Fang Ke secretly thought, this time this little girl feels right, we are indeed from alien planets.
Ah Zhui saw that Fang Ke and the others really didn't know what purification meant, so he patiently explained: "In our Beauty City, most of the virgins are purified. It is the cleanest and purest place in the world, so everyone who wants to
Anyone who wants to enter the Beauty City must first go to Qinfang Fairy Spring to wash off the tackiness on his body. This is called purification before entering the city."
"And Ah Zhui's job is to distinguish the identities of the officials, and then take you to the Qinfang Fairy Spring to purify yourself. Only after purification is completed, can we lead you into the City of Beauty."
"So, if the three handsome guys are really the envoys of Dals, then please show some proof so that Ah Zhui can confirm your identity. This can also prevent Ah Zhui from losing etiquette and being admitted to the wrong place."
Only then did the three of them finally take a deep breath, thinking that the so-called purification was to take a hot spring bath before entering the city to get rid of the tackiness on their bodies. It did not mean that if you wanted to enter the city, you had to become a eunuch first.
OK.
Fang Ke was relieved, so he came to tease Ah Zhui again. He snorted coldly and said: "Huh, you stupid little girl, you didn't first understand our identities and led us to the high-end bathing place in your beauty city. As a result,
They almost took us to a public bathhouse instead, you are so stupid, how can you treat a maid!"
"Huh, don't you doubt our identity and call us liars? Well, then I'll let you see if we are really the envoys of Dals."
After Fang Ke finished speaking, he took out Brother Meng's imperial edict and displayed it in front of Ah Zhui.
Although A-Zhui was not very old, he recognized that this was indeed a formal envoy document from the Royal Palace. Therefore, the three people in front of him were indeed the envoys of the Royal Palace of Dals. A-Zhui was at a loss for a moment, and his face was frightened.
Very white.
Fang could see Ah Zhui's expression and knew that she was finally scared, so he felt proud in his heart and sneered: "Humph, I just said that you, a little girl, have caused big trouble, but you still dare to doubt us!"
"Little girl, let me tell you, after we meet the great beauty queen or beauty princess, I will definitely file a complaint against you. Then I will say that the reception staff in your beauty city are not professional at all, and their work is
He is not only arrogant and arrogant, but he also despises and neglects foreign envoys, which has completely discredited your palace of Beauty City!"
"Uh huh huh, when the time comes, I don't see how you can continue to do this little job of hosting a maid! Do you still want to receive a bonus? Do you want to take the college entrance examination next year? Hey, it's good if you don't lose your job. If I sue again
If it's serious, you can be put in a detention center and put in solitary confinement!"
Ah Zhui's eyes were full of panic, and he was about to burst into tears. He begged and said, "I'm sorry, sir. Ah Zhui doesn't know your identities, so I've neglected a few of you. It's not enough for Ah Zhui to accompany you."
Gentlemen, please forgive me. If Ah Zhui no longer has this job to earn money to go to college, my mother will be very sad. I beg you, please don’t sue Ah Zhui. I don’t want to be sued.
Confinement!"
The little girl was timid and heartbroken, her eyes were red, and she looked infinitely aggrieved.
This time Fang Ke felt very proud, thinking that if I can't even cure you, a yellow-haired little girl, then I would still be considered a man, so Fang Ke frivolously lifted A'Zhui's chin with his fingers, and said with a smile:
"If you don't want me to sue you, that's fine, but it depends on how you behave?"
A-Zhui opened his innocent eyes and asked timidly: "A-Zhui will definitely perform well, but...but what does the official want me to do?"
Xi Baibai hurriedly pulled Fang Ke aside, turned his back and whispered: "Hey Brother Fang, I think it's okay if we scare this girl and save some face for Brother Guo. Why do I feel that we are doing this to each other?"
A receptionist, a maid, acting like we are bad guys? You...what exactly do you want this Miss A-Zhui to show?"
Guo Jing also said in a low voice: "Yes, actually I have nothing to do with it. I feel like... we don't look like good people..."
Fang Ke laughed angrily and said: "Hey, you two, you are wrong. What can I do to her in broad daylight in broad daylight? If you are not a good person, it is because you two have dirty minds. I am the only one."
A very simple and kind person!”
After Fang Ke finished speaking, he turned to Ah Zhui and said, "Well, since you have a pretty good attitude towards admitting your mistake, and my two companions have also said good things for you, then I'll let you go."
, but you have to take us to the best bathhouse in your beautiful city and enjoy the highest level of treatment."
After hearing this, A-Zhui promised not to pursue his fault any further, so he broke down in tears and said with a smile: "Thank you three envoys. A-Zhui will definitely take you to the most luxurious place in Qinfang Fairy Spring, and I will definitely perform well."
Fang Ke said with a smile: "What do you mean by Master Shi? It sounds so awkward. Be good and call me brother. Calling me brother makes me feel better."
Ah Zhui smiled sweetly and said, "Yes, Brother Shi!"
Fang Ke helplessly said to himself: "I'll go, it's great this time, I'm a senior brother again."
So the boat swayed slightly and moved quickly in the calm Jingshen moat. A'zhui's skill in maneuvering the boat was very good. Fang Ke and the others did not feel the slight shaking at all, but the pink boat was already speeding around.
The city heads east.
Fang Ke and the others sat in the boat, feeling the breeze blowing gently, and listening to Ah Zhui singing a small tune while driving the boat. Her silver bell-like singing voice was gentle and pleasant, making people feel relaxed and happy for a while.