"No! My blood right now, let alone boiling, is simply ice cold!"
"I'm not some bullshit warrior. My destiny should be to go to Tsinghua University and then take over my dad's company. I don't want to come here and be some bullshit savior!"
Fang Ke felt that he was going crazy.
Zitong frowned and said, "Why do you say that? Others are full of enthusiasm and expectation when they hear this, but why are you different from others, why do you have this attitude?"
Fang Ke quickly waved his hand and said: "My attitude is good enough. I don't want to care about what other people are like. Whether they want to save the world or save the War Immortal, that's their business. I
It’s not the same as them!”
"I think you must have mistaken the wrong person. I am not the person you need. I have neither the temperament of a fighting fairy nor the essence of a fighting fairy. I am just an ordinary high school student. The only thing I want to do now is
What I want is to go home and prepare for the college entrance examination!"
"I'm sorry, maybe I've disappointed you, but what I want to say is, our game ends here. Please send me back as soon as possible, I beg you! As for my wish, I also
I won’t bother you, you have nothing to lose anyway, our contract is settled now, okay?”
Zitong seemed a little angry and frowned and said: "That's not possible. Our contract has been established. How can we say that it will not proceed if it is not carried out? This is not in line with the spirit of the contract."
Fang Ke said anxiously: "Please, we didn't sign or put our fingerprints on it, we just said it verbally, what kind of contract is this?"
"Also, when these two people sign a contract, both parties must be able to do it, but what you ask me to do now are all irrelevant things. How do you ask me to fulfill your wish?"
Zitong said: "Fang Ke, don't belittle yourself. I believe in you. You are the person I am looking for. You will definitely become a very great war immortal."
Fang Ke quickly waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to be some war fairy, I just want to be a college student first. I beg you to let me go, please take me back to the earth.
My mom is probably still waiting for me to have dinner."
Zitong shook his head and said: "This is not okay. Once the contract is established, it must be completed. I am a war immortal. I must work hard to achieve what I say."
Fang Ke said angrily: "Isn't it just a repentance? What can that do?"
Zitong said angrily: "How can that be done! Don't insult the personality of our Fighting Immortal. The Fighting Immortal is the most sacred existence. How can we just go back and lie? You are blaspheming our Fighting Immortal world!"
Fang Ke said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I admit that you are great and sacred, okay? Since you are all so noble, why do you insist on me, a despicable villain, to join your gang?"
"I beg you, please don't bring me into the gang. Let me tell you, I lie every day, and I often regret it. If someone like me enters your world of fighting immortals, it will definitely discredit your fighting immortals.
Yes, that must be a stain, don’t you think so? So you’d better send me back now, I’m really not suitable for you.”
Zitong looked at Fang Ke, was silent for a while, and finally shook his head and said: "Although your character is not very good, you were chosen by me after all, and since the contract has been established, it must be completed.
of."
Fang Ke said anxiously: "We don't have to be so serious. I beg you, just let me go..."
Zitong interrupted him and said: "Okay, you should calm down here. I think you should understand that being able to become an excellent War Immortal and being given such a great mission is not
Everyone can get such a fate, I believe you will understand it and cheer up again."
"I will leave for your world now to help you fulfill your wish. You wait for me here first. I think I won't make you wait too long."
Fang Ke said anxiously: "No, no, please wait a moment, wait..."
Zitong didn't wait for him to finish his words, but just turned around, and another burst of dazzling light burst out, exactly the same as in Fang Ke's bedroom.
Fang Ke knew that Zi Tong was about to travel through time again. He tried his best to block the bright light and rushed forward to catch Zi Tong. However, the strong light disappeared instantly, and what Fang Ke's hand grasped was just the air.
.
"You bastard, come back quickly and send me back! I don't want to play anymore, I want to go home!"
Fang Ke shouted loudly into the air, but Zitong was nowhere to be seen at this moment. It was obvious that she had already traveled through time.
Fang Ke was completely helpless. He felt that he was about to explode and go crazy. Is there anything more unreasonable than this? Can force be used to save the world?
Fang Ke yelled at the top of his lungs: "Asshole, come back quickly, I don't want to do some bullshit battle immortal, you are forcing yourself to do something difficult!"
"Hurry up and let me go! What you are doing is simply hijacking! This is personal imprisonment! If you want money, can you say something and give me an amount? My dad is very rich! Please hurry up and give me some money."
I'll put it back."
"Dad, hurry up and drive your baby and lead your mother to rescue your son. Your son was caught here to save world peace. Damn it, what a big deal!
"
Fang Ke kept yelling in this small stone house for nearly a week, until he was exhausted from shouting, but there was not even a soul.
Zitong didn't turn around, and there seemed to be no one around him. Fang Ke just felt that he had been abandoned by the whole world.
What made Fang Ke even more desperate was that he suddenly discovered that this small stone house had no door!
Wouldn't it be worse to be locked up in a stone house without a door than to be locked up in a prison?
Therefore, besides cursing and cursing, he could only vent his anger by eating fiercely.
Fortunately, the food in this stone house is very abundant and delicious, so Fang can vent all his anger on those lovely foods. He will use his own actions to retaliate for all this, and revenge
The expression is - I will eat you to death!
But in the next week, Fang Ke really couldn't muster the strength anymore, because every day he only had to eat and sleep. This kind of life was really boring.
Fang Ke originally liked eating and sleeping. In fact, what most college entrance examination reviewers look forward to most every day is eating and sleeping. But when these two are the only things left in life, Fang Ke finally realizes that reviewing for the college entrance examination is
It's actually quite fun.
Fang Ke even began to think that if Zitong threatened me with locking me here for the rest of my life, maybe I would have no choice but to agree to help her save the world. Compared to just eating and sleeping all day long,
It seems more exciting to save the world.
Fang really likes to do things that are a little exciting.
Just like this, he spent two weeks of dull and boring days. On this day, Zitong suddenly came back.
Suddenly seeing Zitong again, Fang Ke even had the urge to throw herself into her arms and tell her grievances.
He suddenly discovered a very strange fact. Although it was this guy who caught him and locked him up here, he didn't hate her in his heart?
Why don't I hate this guy who should be so hateful?
Just when Fang Ke was feeling very puzzled about this, Zitong smiled and said: "Okay, I have fulfilled your wish for you. I didn't expect it to take such a long time. I'm afraid I've made you anxious.
Bar?"
Fang Ke was stunned and asked: "Did your wish come true? You have helped me teach that bastard country Japan a lesson? How did you teach it a lesson?"
Zitong replied: "At first, I didn't know how to help you teach it a lesson. It took me more than a week just to do the research. Later, I thought about it for a long time and finally thought of a way, so I
When they got there, they smashed their country’s Yasukuni Shrine, which enshrines war criminals.”
Fang Ke widened his eyes and said in surprise: "Did you smash the Yasukuni Shrine?"
Zitong nodded and said: "Yes, the Yasukuni Shrine seems to be the place where their country worships their ancestors, but there are many war criminals and invaders enshrined inside. I hate those brutal invaders the most. When I see those war criminals,
It reminded me of those bad guys who invaded our War Immortal Dynasty, so I smashed it to pieces. When I smashed it, I felt really happy."
Fang Ke laughed and said: "Hahaha, I was quite happy too, but what happened next?"
Zitong continued: "It was a coincidence that on the day I smashed the Yasukuni Shrine, the Prime Minister of Japan went there to pay homage. You said that war criminals and invaders like this have nothing to pay homage to, so I
In a fit of anger, I cut off his important parts and hung them on the ruins of the shrine that I smashed."
Fang Ke's eyes shone brightly and he asked in surprise: "Did you cut the Japanese Prime Minister's penis?"
Zitong nodded and said: "Yes, but that guy's place is too small. After cutting it off, there is almost nothing left. I will hang it in the ruins of the Yasukuni Shrine. If I don't mark it specially, others may
It’s hard to find it. If it is blown by the wind, it will look like a little fly.”
Fang Ke laughed and said: "Hahaha, his little brother turns out to be only the size of a fly? This is really difficult for you."
Zitong smiled and said, "You seem very happy. So, you must be very satisfied with these two things I did?"
Fang Ke laughed and replied: "Satisfied, of course I am very satisfied."
Smashing Japan's Yasukuni Shrine and cutting off the Prime Minister's penis, nothing could make Fang Ke feel more joyful than this.