Zheng Kun was stunned for a moment when he heard Xiaoxin's words, touched the white hair on his head, frowned and asked: "Why is JB pregnant?"
"...Why don't you ask me why the fire broke out in Iceland? His wife is pregnant, I don't know where the hell she can go!!" Xiaoxin rolled his eyes and said with a smile.
"...I'm just pregnant, but why didn't you call me?" Zheng Kun put his hands in and asked Xiaoxin.
"He might be a little annoying to you, haha!!" Xiao Xinhua said straightly.
"...Tell me, could it be that he forgot to say hello to me?" Zheng Kun blinked and turned to Xiaoxin again to ask.
"That's okay...that's okay!!" Xiaoxin replied a little speechlessly.
"How about we make an invitation ourselves, go for a walk, and give us a gift?" Zheng Kun asked tentatively.
"This...doesn't it sound like you haven't eaten seafood before?" Xiaoxin thought for a moment and said with a frown.
"What I want is to talk first!!" Zheng Kun pondered for a moment and said slowly.
"...Alright!" Xiaoxin was silent for a long time and nodded.
"Prepare your horses and ride on the Royal Swallow Wings!!"
"Okay...do you need to carry the dragon chair? Haha?" Xiaoxin asked in a sultry tone.
"Incognito, incognito, low-key, low-key...!" Zheng Kun said with a big smile.
...
Royal Yan Bao Chi, the entire banquet hall on the fourth floor was full of people and noisy.
When Wang Mumu said there were 100 people present, he was exaggerating. If he really wanted to find it, he could indeed find it, but the quality would inevitably drop, and Wang Mumu would never do anything that would lower his status.
After half an hour of phone calls, I found some friends who had good connections, financial strength and social energy, and were relatively equal. There were about forty or fifty people. We set up five tables in total and started drinking.
"Dangdang block!!"
"Wang Mumu is so happy to have a son, hurry up and complete the Huangmei Opera, the kind where Pan Jinlian washes her feet!!!" Zhankui said with chopsticks in both hands, tapping the wine glass on the table, shaking his shoulders and baring his teeth.
"I want to fucking tell you the story about you and the two taels of pork on your cutting board...fuck!" Wang Mumu held hands with Zhang Lu, who was wearing an evening dress, light makeup, and a pretty face with a smile.
He came over with a wine glass and bared his teeth and said something.
"...Oh, I guess...are these siblings? It's the first time they look so human!!" Zhan Kui stood up, stretched out his big paws, and grabbed Zhang Lu's little hand.
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"...Hey, hey...hey...there's still a person standing here, can you be more reserved? Brother Kui?" Wang Mumu looked at him sideways and said unhappily.
"Hey, Brother Kui, why are you dressed like Saddam? Have you changed your style???" Zhang Lu's pretty face was flushed, her figure was tall, she raised her white neck, blinked her eyes, and looked at Zhan Kui's surprised question.
road.
"...It must be done. I checked my household registration book yesterday and suddenly found out that there is a big brother in the United Arab Emirates...!!" Zhan Kui said reservedly, picking up the handbag he was sitting on.
"Stop it now, can you talk without bragging?? Last time I was drunk and told me that your father was the governor of California in the United States. I was so stupid that I didn't believe it. When I looked back, I found out that he was indeed the governor.
!! Next to the California beef noodles in the United States, they sell nourishing porridge, and they are dedicated to promoting medicinal diet... They are doing the same thing as Longquan Villa Medicine Box in Greater China...!!!"
Sitting next to Zhan Kui, a middle-aged friend who runs a 4S store leaned on his chair, playing with a Samsung Piaget mobile phone in one hand and holding a ceramic cigarette holder in the other. He glanced at Zhan Kui, yawned and said something.
"Ha ha!!!!"
A burst of laughter erupted in the room. After hearing this, Zhankui cursed angrily: "Guo Big Er! Can you stop pretending?" He found a cigarette holder at home and said it was from the fucking Qin Dynasty!!! You
The Qin Dynasty has fucking chosen China??"
"...Husband...I always thought you were good at pretending. Don't play with them in the future. You are no match for them...!" Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment and held Wang Mumu's hand in silence.
Said something.
"...Okay, okay, stop making such a fuss, you haven't even graduated from elementary school yet, you're pretending to be a JB capitalist!!! It seems like you don't even know you, and you're willing to fool around with a girl under twenty years old.
, Come on, brothers and sisters, take it!!" A strong man wearing a pure cotton black T-shirt at the other table picked up a Hermès bag and handed it to Zhang Lu.
"Thank you, Brother Nan!!" Zhang Lu nodded politely and curiously opened her handbag to see that there were at least ten wads of banknotes inside.
"The things that wrap my bag and support it belong to Lao Zhan and Big Er... Haha!!" Brother Nan picked up the wine glass and said casually.
Zhang Lu rolled her eyes, stuck out her tongue and said, "Is there something new? It's so vulgar...!"
"You know nothing, this is the benefit!!" Wang Mumu said in a very money-obsessed manner, picked up his wine glass, and shouted at the five tables: "Are all the people here today friends of the chairman??"
"for sure!!!"
"Whoosh!!"
Everyone stood up, raised their glasses, laughed, and said something happily.
"Chairman, please give me two sentences!!"
"Brothers and sisters, sing a song about Fatty Han's journey to heaven!!"
"When it comes to giving birth to a baby, can you sing a fucking song called Tianlu, can you talk? One song will send you to fucking heaven!!"
"Stop talking, drink it quickly, I'm tired from carrying it...!"
The crowd booed, and Wang Mumu waved his hand, poured a glass of wine, and continued: "We are already familiar with each other, so we can't be more familiar with it. Just one sentence, our old Wang family's daughter-in-law strives for her best, I am so damn happy today, it's up to me whether everyone praises me or not."
?!!”
"for sure!!!"
"Fuck, my blood is boiling. Chairman, I swear, I won't wash my fucking feet tonight, just let go!!!" Wang Mumu took Zhang Lu's hand, picked up the wine glass and drank directly.
After drinking a glass, everyone sat down and started drinking and talking. I accompanied Wang Mumu to the table and toasted a few glasses of wine. Suddenly I was tapped on the shoulder. When I turned around, Dakang came to my ear and said: "Tian Yang,
That friend called me and I asked him to come here!!!"
"Xiaofei!!!**, you drank it without waiting for me??" Brother Bao walked to the fourth floor with his bag under his arm, wearing mink fur, and shouted when he saw me.
"Okay, come here!" I turned around and said to Dakang, raised my head and walked towards Brother Bao with a smile, and said rather unhappily: "What, it's quite a big corner?? After more than ten calls, you still can't do it?"
I’m half an hour late, and I don’t know you Brother Fei anymore, right??”
"...A friend just came back. After I picked up the fucking plane, I didn't go anywhere and just brought him here!!!!" Brother Bao said with a smile, holding my neck,
He said to the driver behind him: "If you give Mu Ye a way to deal with his sharp teeth, then you will have to spend your damn money...!"
"Great!" The driver came up from behind. Inside the glass cover was a giant pure gold Buddha about ten centimeters high. The Buddha's head was covered with a red cloth and it was placed squarely on the table.