Since I broke up with Yaoyao, I basically slept in Bruce's lounge, because I really didn't want to go into my room, which contained too many memories of mine.
And I have also contracted the nausea of alcoholism. If I drank before, it was with a few brothers, drinking and talking when I had nothing to do, but now I drink for no reason at all. I drink any kind of wine. As long as I drink, I will get drunk. So Wang Mumu
They gave me a nickname, "Meng Jiu-mania". I didn't want to take drugs, so I could only vent my energy through drinking, but I definitely wouldn't drink when I had serious business to do.
My brothers, including Brother Xu and Sister Baobao, basically didn’t try to persuade me after we broke up. When they saw me drinking, they just drank a few drinks with me in silence and lived a good life.
Quite happy.
And I also met a drinking friend in Bruce, that is Hong Xin. Maybe the death of Brother Hei had a big impact on her, so she came back to Brother Xu’s Bruce every night to drink. This is how we started from the beginning.
We were mortal enemies and gradually developed into drinking buddies. We seemed to be the same people who had fallen apart from the world. Moreover, we were very strange. We basically had nothing to talk to. She drank hers and I drank mine. After drinking, we paid the bill together and then made aa.
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"Are you free tomorrow?" Hong Xin asked with a drunken look, holding a bottle of Chivas Regal.
"Yes! I have nothing to do with myself every day. I just have time!!" My tongue was full of alcohol and I couldn't pronounce words very clearly.
"Come with me to the dog market tomorrow. It's boring for me to go by myself!" This was the first time Hong Xin formally invited me.
"What are you going to do?"
“With a dog!”
"Web!" I squirted out a mouthful of wine and looked at her in astonishment.
"You are sick! What's all the fuss about? My Samoyed is in heat. Several of my girlfriends particularly like my Samoyed, so they want me to get them some puppies!!" Hong Xin was quite dissatisfied.
Wiping the sprayed palm, he explained.
"**, what's the good thing?? I've seen a fucking partner, but I've never seen a fucking dog partner. Please bring me one!!" Wang Mumu is a bitch, full of curiosity about everything.
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"Okay, let's go together tomorrow. I didn't bring any money today, so you can pay the bill and pay it back to you tomorrow!!" After Hong Xin finished speaking, she picked up her bag and walked outside Bruce.
"Hey, I wonder if this girl is interested in you. Why does she come to you for a drink every day??" Wang Mumu asked me in a particularly gossipy manner after seeing Hong Xin leave.
"roll!"
"I think it's possible for you two to develop into spiritual partners. You said..." Wang Mumu drank some wine and began to chatter.
"roll!"
"What I said is true, a man cannot live without a woman..."
"Bang!"
I kicked Wang Mumu away and rushed upstairs with a bottle of wine. When dealing with a person like him, you have to talk to him first so that he can be honest.
In fact, I know that he is doing it for my own good. He wants me to forget Yaoyao quickly. In fact, this idea is completely nonsense. The first is that I can't forget Yaoyao. I can't forget it now and I won't be able to in the future. To say the least, that's me.
If we really get along with Hong Xin, then why should I separate from Yaoyao? It's impossible that Yaoyao and I can't afford to take responsibility, but Hong Xin can afford it.
Early the next morning, Hong Xin drove a new rrv4 and came to pick me up in Bruce. Hong Xin used to ride a small motorcycle. For some reason, since Brother Hei left, Hong Xin spent money like water, so she bought one.
The package cost tens of thousands of dollars without blinking an eye.
Since Wang Mumu was in debt and insisted on seeing a matching dog, he slept with me in Bruce yesterday. Hong Xin called me twice before I got up, washed up briefly, called Wang Mumu, and then walked out of Bruce.
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Speaking of which, I must say one thing, Wang Mumu’s morbid anecdote. This is true and valid and cannot be faked.
About seven or eight years later, Wang Mumu went to Chenchen's house as a guest. Chenchen didn't take drugs, but that didn't mean that the friends he met didn't take drugs. Sometimes they played mahjong all night long, so it was inevitable that there would be some
Friends, if you can't bear to stay up late, take a few puffs.
At that time, Chenchen's family had a husky with a relatively pure bloodline. Ever since the dog entered Chenchen's house, he had taken care of the dog like his father. The dog's physique was not good either.
For small germs and other things, Chenchenguang spent no less than 20,000 yuan at the pet hospital.
It was a coincidence that time. Chenchen played mahjong with a few friends all night. His friend preferred smoking methamphetamine, and methamphetamine has its own specialties, that is, ordinary ice and Sao Bing. What does Sao Bing mean?
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That is, after smoking, the sexual desire is stronger and lasts longer. Although I don’t know the basic structure of dogs, from this point of view, it is absolutely disgusting for dogs to inhale this kind of methamphetamine.
Okay, let's change the perspective, follow Wang Mumu's footsteps, and record this ridiculous moment.
"Chenchen, why is your house so messy? It's like a pig's nest!" Wang Mumu entered the house, pinching his orchid fingers, pretending to be clean.
"Fuck, I don't have a girl, how can I be so clean? What are you doing here?!" Chenchen took two cans of Coke and handed them to Wang Mumu.
"I don't drink coke, thank you, spermicide...!"
"Fuck, what are you doing here? You have something to say and nothing to fart about!"
"Last night, I had nothing to do. I looked at the moon for a while, and suddenly my heart surged, and I composed a wet song...!" At that time, Wang Mumu had already had a lot of free time every day, and his business was basically done.
Once he got off the track, he would drum up some poems that no one could understand every day.
"Wait a minute...I'll go into the house and make a phone call!!" Chenchen couldn't stand his torture anymore, so she found an excuse to hide in the house and not come out.
"Woof!!"
Just as Chenchen entered the house, the husky appeared. Due to the second-hand ice he smoked all night last night, the husky was already in heat and rocking. He quickly ran to Wang Mumu's side, raised his huge dick, and faced Wang Mumu.
His thighs were stabbed violently.
Although Wang Mumu had the spirit of fucking a camel, he really didn't dare to be fucked, so he kicked the husky in disgust.
Unexpectedly, the dog refused to let go, ran over again, and continued to poke.
"Oh ****, you **** poke me twice, that's enough for you, you fucking have no fun anymore!! Are you treating me like a Sunday?" Wang Mumu's alternative desperado's energy came up again, and he kicked hard again
A kick.
Unexpectedly, this dog seemed to like to play with dogs. Sa Yazi wandered around the room happily, then ran to Wang Mumu's thigh and started poking her hard.
"**Your mother, you haven't played anymore, have you? OK, I'll make you feel good!!" After Wang Mumu said that, he turned around and went into the kitchen, took a rubber glove, put it on his hand, and then he was stunned.