That night, we had a hard meal of Mala Tang, and then we all went home very excited to go to bed. It didn't matter how much money we cheated Wang Mumu, but the key point was that if we could cheat Wang Mumu as much as he could, he was already awesome.
After returning home, I took a shower with one arm in a difficult position, threw myself on the bed, and was just about to fall asleep.
"Beep bell bell!!"
There was a rapid ringing of the phone. I picked up the phone, yawned, and asked confusedly: "Who is it?"
"Son, what are you doing?" My mother's voice suddenly rang.
"Mom???! Why did you call me so late? What happened??" I sat up suddenly, with a tense expression on my face, and asked quickly.
"...Isn't it the Chinese New Year? Your dad organized a group of friends to play mahjong at home, and he didn't let me play after that. I'll give you a call!!" My mother yawned and said in a tired voice.
One sentence.
"...Oh, oh...it's Chinese New Year, let's play for two days! You want to live in a mahjong parlor every day, so don't fight with him!!" I wiped my head, and I felt the pain coming out unknowingly.
Cold sweat, forced a smile and said something.
"...Son, why are you talking a little incoherently? Do you have a cold?" My mother asked with a frown.
"No, no!! I've been busy recently! I'm a little tired!!" I leaned on the bedside, picked up a cigarette out of habit, and was about to light it.
"Oh, stop smoking! Such a kid never leaves his hand with a cigarette! I've been having a cold war with your dad for almost half a month because of his smoking!!...Hurry up!" My mother scolded her when she heard the sound of the lighter.
After saying this, I had no choice but to put out the cigarette butt.
"You're celebrating the Chinese New Year, but you didn't take Xinxin home and mailed me two broken copper bracelets, so I won't be angry??"
I always told my mother that I opened a small bar with a friend, and I didn’t say that I had broken up with Hong Xin, so she and my dad always thought that if we were together for a while, we would get married...
"...Bracelet?? What bracelet??" I asked in confusion.
"Tell me about your child. You bought a bracelet and didn't know if it was broken. You even got four screws to put it in... Take it back and return it tomorrow! I'd be embarrassed if I wore it...!" I
Mom mumbled something.
"...Sweat!!...It's also inlaid with...that's called Cartier...don't you look at Ruili every day?...I don't understand, can we ask...!" I collapsed.
After saying this, I was stunned for a long time, feeling something was wrong, so I quickly asked: "Mom, where did that bracelet come from?"
"I don't understand it either? It's all in English...!"
"...Mom...Did Xinxin call you during the Chinese New Year?" I was silent for a moment and asked suddenly.
"Why not? At least one a week...Hey, no, you two are not together every day? You don't know whether to call or not?" My mother said something, thought about it, and immediately felt something was wrong.
asked.
"...Oh, let me ask. I stipulate that she should be beaten once a week when calling. Otherwise, your son will cut her...!" I lowered my head and mumbled something nonsense.
"...No, are you two at odds? I can tell you Ang, Xiao Mengfei! Xinxin is a good kid. Your dad and I like it very much. Besides, you wander around every day, whether you want a diploma or not, and whether you have the ability or not.
You are so capable, where can you find such a good girl? If you lose it to my daughter-in-law, don’t talk about me...!!"
"Okay, okay, Mom, I'm sleepy, I'll talk to you later, I have to go to sleep...!" I said with sweat on my forehead again.
"Okay, then you can go to sleep!" My mother said generously.
"Okay, Sister Zhen, good night!!" I said naughtily, baring my teeth.
"... Just be poor! Go to sleep. Let Xinxin answer the phone and I'll chat with her for a few words...!" My mother said casually.
"...Mom, did you drink a little too much coffee...Why are you so energetic?" I said with a buzz in my head.
"Stop inking, hurry up, say a few words to go to sleep...!" My mother scolded me again.
"Xinxin is already asleep...!"
"It's okay, wake her up!! I'll ask her something!"
"...Wait a minute!!" I held the phone and looked at the empty house in panic. My heart was broken. Where on earth could I find a son-in-law for her...
"Hurry up!!" my mother urged.
"Xinxin! Lazy pig, stop sleeping!!"
"Boom!" I kicked my feet against the wall and continued: "Get up!!! My mom asked you to answer the phone!!!... Later, Ang's mom has a social event at her company in the evening, so she drank a little.
The wine... I slept a little to death... I'll wake her up and call you...!"
I hung up the phone vaguely, put on my underpants, ran out the door like crazy, glanced around in the corridor, and ran straight to Dakang's room.
"Beep bell bell!"
My mom called again.
"Bang!"
I pushed open the door of Dakang's room, and what I saw before me was an unsightly, inappropriate scene for children, which violently raped my eyes...
I saw that Dakang had just taken off his pants, and his huge body was pressed against the horizontal sofa in the room in the same position as the hair-cutters in Kung Fu. His head kept dangling. If it weren't for the sofa, there would still be two pairs of little feet dangling.
Ah, I can't even see that the little nurse is still under Dakang's body.
"...Hey...are you busy??" I shouted weakly.
"Uh-huh!!"
Dakang suddenly turned back to look at me, and was suddenly stunned. The little nurse's pajamas were messy, her pretty face was red, her big eyes were blinking, and she was looking at me flickeringly.
"What...what are you doing?"
"...Why aren't you in bed?? Oh, is the sofa hanging?"
"...Are you fucking sick? Get out...!"
"Take me one!!"
"Daughter-in-law, do you want to take her with you?"
"Cut him, husband...!" the little nurse said shyly, covering her face.
"okay!!"
"Beep!" The phone was still ringing. I ducked to avoid Dakang's fist, went straight to the nurse's sofa, and prayed: "Sister Doudou...save this life, win!"
Seven times...Jianhu comes to the rescue!! Big sister!!"
"...Get away!! Husband, he's looking at my chest!!" The little nurse punched me and shouted angrily, puffing her cheeks.
"Stop fucking making trouble!! Can you tell me where your breasts are? Fuck...!" I cursed silently, connected the phone, covered the phone and said: "My mother is calling, just you
Just pretend to be Xinxin, hum a few words in confusion, and fool her!!"
"...You...!" The little nurse crossed her long legs and sat on the sofa. She narrowed her eyes and suddenly became in a state of mind.
"...Mom...what...is wrong?"
"Xinxin, why did your voice change?" My mother asked in confusion.
"...I drank too much and got a little cold...!"
"Oh, are you really Xinxin?" My mother was still a little confused.
"...Um...Yeah...Yes!!" The little nurse is very good at grasping the key points, so she just remembered the words.
"This kid is sleepy, okay, okay, give the phone to Xiaofei and go to sleep...!"
The little nurse stuck out her tongue and handed me the phone.
"Continue! Continue...!" I nodded and bowed out of the house.
"Boom!!" Dakang kicked me and rushed towards the sofa.