Fu Xin and I looked at the horse whip and worked with chopsticks for a long time. Fu Xin suddenly said anxiously: "If it's so damn delicious, I said I'd eat it from scratch first, but you insisted on eating the egg first!! Wipe it."
..Did the egg fall off? How should I press the jb button!!"
"...Why press it! People just bite it and eat it!"
"Dip some horseradish, otherwise you'll probably be a bit slutty!!!" Fuxin said to me with a stern look in his eyes.
"No, it's said to be sour and sweet!!" I took the chopsticks and tongs, gestured, and said something without knowing what to say.
"It's so fucking cruel to eat!!!"
"You eat the head! I eat the eggs! Eat it, eat it, you're welcome!!" I said casually.
"Don't you fucking let me think about how to bite it!!" Fu Xin used chopsticks to peel off the silk, blinked, and began to taste the horsewhip.
The meal lasted until midnight, and Fu Xin and I both felt a little bloated in our crotches.
"Fei... Fei... are you going to go whoring all at once??" Fu Xin asked with a little red face.
"...My legs are lame, let me go whore! I'm going home!" I stood up and said with a slight blush.
"Have a go! My pants seem to have been crushed to pieces...didn't you hear just now? There was a snap!!" Fu Xin mentioned it again.
"...I'm not going!! Can you please stop fucking inking?"
"You seem to be sick. If you don't go, you're a fucking cannon. What the hell are you doing here?!" Fu Xin was angry.
"...Don't I want to make up for it together!"
"Get out!!" Fuxin gritted his teeth and said.
"Hey, why hasn't Gao Dong come back yet?" I turned to Fuxin and asked.
"Add the clock...!"
"I'm leaving!"
"Go away, go away!!" Fu Xin said irritably.
"Oh, then I'm leaving!"
"Throw me the bedside toilet paper...!" Fuxin shouted weakly.
"...All right!"
Still wearing toilet paper, I very sensibly locked the door, turned around and left.
...
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, three days later, it’s four o’clock in the afternoon.
The pock-marked Mercedes-Benz parked at the entrance of Caesars, packed up his bed, walked straight into the hall, and rushed to my office. At that time, I was in the office, running like crazy on a treadmill that had not been used for hundreds of years.
There is no way, the strength of the riding crop is not too strong...
"Bang!"
Pockmarked Face opened the door and walked in. The treadmill was facing the door. I looked up and saw Pockmarked Face. I was stunned for a moment and slid off the treadmill to the ground, hitting my back against the cabinet.
"...Which village did you come from and were harmed by **??" I asked a little confused.
"puff!"
The pock-marked man rolled up his bed, threw it on the sofa, lay down on his back, and said calmly: "From today on, wherever you go, I'll go! Whatever you eat, I'll eat!"
"...Can't survive?"
"Well, Ma Liu, order a meal for me! I'm hungry!" Ma Mian said with a smile.
"It's okay to eat it once or for a few days. It's not like eating it all the time!" I looked at the pockmarked face and said slowly while wiping the sweat.
"...just a joke, stay for a few days and then leave!"
"Shit, you scared me. I thought Mr. Xu gave you a new mission again!!" I said with a smile and asked casually: "What do you want to eat?"
"Wild riding whip!!"
"Pfft!!!" I took a sip of tea and sprayed it on the pockmarked body.
...
Hh City, Dongfeng Prison, Hong Tao was lying on the bed, his head resting on one arm, looking flatly at the alarm clock on his stomach, without saying a word.
In a nursing home, a middle-aged man lifted up the white cloth on the chessboard, drank tea with his hands behind his back, and looked down at the chessboard.
"...Brother, are you going tonight?" Zigang asked.
"No!" the middle-aged man replied calmly.
"Then shall I go?"
"No!" The middle-aged man looked at the chessboard that had been laid out three years ago, but he didn't make a move.
"Then who's going?"
"Aren't there two brave ones? Try them!!" The middle-aged man thought for a long time and gently pushed the pawn.
"Are these two safe?" Zigang asked a little worriedly.
"It's only three things, they don't dare!!" the middle-aged man said without any pause.
"Okay, I get it!" Zi Gang was silent for a moment, nodded slowly, opened the door and walked out.
.....
At around six o'clock in the evening, a Ford Escape slowly drove into hh city from the toll station, with Menghu driving the car and two people sitting behind it.
"It can't be played until after 12 o'clock. Find a hotel to stay for a while!" Meng Hu said in a bourgeois tone while listening to Bart's violin solo, Song of the Wanderer, playing in the car.
"Tiger, can we not go to the hotel and find a place to relax for a while!" A strong man behind said a little annoyed.
"...Haha, just bear with it for two more days!" Meng Hu said with a smile.
"Fuck, I made a good promise when I came here, come back and enjoy the happiness! It took a lot of effort to get here in a shabby boat, and then squatted like a fool in a shabby villa for three days. Before I could feel anything, here comes this bird again
It’s a place where you don’t poop. You kid, how can this be done?! We’re not in Vietnam yet!” Another strong man also said a little irritably.
"It's just, hey, you have to relax before you work!!"
"...Where did you say you were going?" Meng Hu asked helplessly.
"Find two girls, drink less, and we'll leave at 10 o'clock, okay?" the strong man who spoke first said with his teeth.
"... Just work hard in one day...!" Meng Hu cursed, thought for a moment, and continued: "It's okay to find a girl, just drink. This can't be compared to Vietnam, so be careful!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you!" The two strong men mainly ran towards the women and worked hard. They didn't have any requirements whether they wanted to drink or not.
Meng Hu nodded, drove the navigation system, and rushed in the direction of Dongfeng Prison, while looking around for the drinking area.
Half an hour later, Meng Hu saw a decent-sized bar on the side of the street. He turned around and asked, "Is this okay?"
“That’s it, it’s here!!”
"Okay!!" Meng Hu agreed, drove to the side of the road, picked up his handbag, and got out of the car with two other people, chatting and laughing as he walked into the bar.
ps: The update ends tonight!!! I wish everyone a happy New Year!!! Congratulations on getting rich!!
Oh, by the way, friends who have read this, please give it a thumbs up!!! I forgot to order! I wish you eat horse whip every day, and I don’t even bring you paper!!