For a week, for a whole week, I did nothing, and I don’t know how I got back to Shenyang. I just remember lying at home, drinking, falling into a coma, drinking, and falling into a coma. A week passed in a daze.
I remember that when I was young, I was very bad and mischievous, and the nickname Bitch Fei was not just for nothing. At that time, Wang Mumu was relatively simple, a bit silly and naive, and he was not as showy as he is now.
So no matter what happened, I would always poke him. I would stand on the courtyard wall of my bungalow in the middle of winter and pee on other people’s windows. I would pee three times a day. I would urinate when my neighbor went to work, once in the morning, noon and evening. That was because of the wind and rain. That’s right, in the end, it was said that in the winter, his family didn’t even need to seal the windows. He just opened his voice and yelled in a bad taste: “Lao Meng!! That naughty kid in your house, has he peed? If he peed, seal the windows of my house. !”
Sure enough, every time I heard this, my dad would give me a hard slap. He would slap Wang Mumu on the head and curse: "You are so stupid, why are you playing with him every day! Come home quickly!"
"...Xiaofei didn't pee, it was all me who peed!" Wang Mumu, wearing a cotton-padded jacket, said righteously while wiping his big nose.
"Pengpengpeng!!" As soon as Wang Mumu said that he didn't have three hundred taels of silver here, my dad hammered him even harder. For this reason, I stared at Wang Mumu with great resentment, the triangular eyes were already quite large!!
Then I opened my voice, sat in the yard, and howled all day long. My father should be busy with whatever he was doing, and my mother should order the goods. No one cared about me. When I got tired of crying, I wiped my eyes by myself. Find food with Wang Mumu.
Yes, I was only four or five years old at that time. I would cry when I felt uncomfortable and make trouble when things didn't go my way. I had enough time to release the sadness and dissatisfaction in my heart, and I had enough time to brush away the scars in my heart.
But now that I am about to reach middle age, I have no time to grieve anymore and cannot continue to be decadent indefinitely. I still have many things to do, such as revenge, such as taking care of my son and parents, such as I still have I want to live in Hainan with my brother...
"Plop!!"
I wanted to support myself to get up, but I was exhausted. As soon as I moved, I felt a strong dizziness. With a plop, I fell to the ground.
"Pooh!!"
I spit, looked down, and saw a little bit of blood in my saliva. I didn’t know if it was stomach bleeding or just from knocking. I shook my head, walked to the bathroom with bare feet, and screwed up my face with an expressionless expression. Turn on the faucet, then take off your clothes and lie directly in the bathtub with cold water...
Ten minutes later, I finished taking a shower, put on my underwear, then took a towel, and walked out of the bathroom slowly. While wiping my head, I looked up and was stunned.
Inside the house, Wang Mumu, Dakang, Chenchen, Zhang Lu, the nurse, Gao Dong, Fuxin, Lao San, and Pockmarked all crowded into the house.
"Haha, what are you doing??" I smiled naturally and asked everyone.
"You...!" Chenchen frowned and looked at me with red eyes. She wanted to ask something, but she obviously didn't dare to speak.
"My mouth is sewn?? I'm sorry, I have something to say!" I laughed and cursed, then awkwardly put a handkerchief on my trousers, briefly covering my crotch, and said with a smile.
"...Ouch! You and I are pretending to be ethnic minorities, right? I changed all your clothes. I haven't seen any of them. You're just pretending to be pure and innocent!" Zhang Lu blinked her eyes and said nothing. He comforted me without mentioning anything, and told me directly in words what loneliness and coquettishness are...
"Pfft!" I sat down on the bed and said to Zhang Lu and the nurse: "Come here, sit here and let me cuddle you for a while! Pay the bill per second!"
"...Husband, can I have an affair for a while?" the little nurse asked Dakang.
"Go, go... I'm doing it secretly in my heart, why not do it openly... It's okay, you two have feelings, I will play a song, "There is a kind of love called Chop" "Hand" I'll be sad for a while!" Dakang said with great openness.
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed easily, and during the joke, the atmosphere relaxed a little. I held Zhang Meng and the little nurse with my left and right arms, tilted their heads and leaned on Zhang Meng's shoulders, looked at Wang Mumu and asked: "There was an earthquake??"
"...Not only was City H shaken, the earthquake in Shenyang was also damn strong!" Wang Mumu licked his lips and said lightly.
"Hh City, H City, Shenyang, three places, Hong Tao, us, Xu Ge, Xiao Wu, nursing home, the not-so-dead dynasty rich, six places, only three to four thousand direct employees, available funds At least more than 2 billion, involving hundreds of industries, companies, individuals, and the relationship between the city and the city is complicated!! This is no longer something that one or two people in the city can do if they want to do it. I think jb is thunderous. , The raindrops are light, it’s okay to scare us and play!” Chenchen interrupted.
"As long as he scares, he must be afraid!" Pockmarked face interrupted suddenly and said slowly.
"What?? He looked at Xiaofei and the others and killed them with guns?" Chenchen said indifferently.
"I found out why you are a bit short-sighted? Does he need to see it? Does arresting you have to be armed with a gun? I'll give you a fucking image of the city!! Can't you just keep pouting? Damn it, get over here Go and talk to you, I obviously feel pain in my butt and eyes!" The pockmarked face said irritably, Chenchen curled her lips and said nothing.
"What do you mean, can we cooperate?" I turned to look at the pockmarked face and asked.
"Fuck, you have to cooperate, jb** girls are making money, where are you so awesome? Don't tell me, your father, Emperor Wu of Han!" said with a pockmarked face and a speechless expression.
"Brother, who are you scolding?" Wang Mumu asked with a fierce look in his triangular eyes.
"What, you've bitten a dog, are you awesome??" the pockmarked man asked with a little fear.
"Fuck, you're awesome even if you bite me!" Wang Mumu showed off his sharp fangs.
"...Okay, I won't say anything anymore!" The pockmarked face suddenly wilted.
"Okay, don't be stubborn!! Since you can feel the earthquake, let's try our Caesar building. What's the earthquake resistance level? Prepare with both hands. Don't withdraw the funds yet. Keep them in your hands for the time being. h There are two provinces, Shenyang City and Shenyang City. Even if City H really has an inter-provincial establishment, there will definitely be resistance here. You guys have been walking around more recently, trying to make this wave of aftershocks finish in the city. Since you want to scare Caesar, let’s be sincere and make a donation to City H! You can decide the specific amount yourself!” I raised my head from Zhang Lu’s shoulders, twisted my neck, and then continued: “Okay, you all can go away. , let me talk to the pockmarked man!"
"Brother Fei, where's the tip you promised?" the little nurse blinked, stretched out her little hand, and asked innocently.
"Do you have any promotions here!?" I turned around and asked.
"Do it ten times, get one free!" Dakang was silent for a moment and said seriously.
"...You are so business savvy. I heard that Dongguan offers membership cards with this package!" Chenchen praised.
"Oh, that's enough, you give me one free time first, and then I'll spend the money for the remaining ten times!" I stood up calmly, waved to everyone and said, "Let's go, let's come, come and play often!!"
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"...Husband, I gave you so much beef heart, why are you still so hungry?" the little nurse said, holding her forehead in despair.
"Actually, you made a mistake. There is nothing wrong with his heart. What he lacks is his eyes!! You all can't grasp the problem. Damn it, you idiots!" Wang Mumu said at the critical moment, turned around and left with Zhang Lu in his arms.
, halfway through, he said proudly: "Fuck, look how smart I am, I never thought Xiaofei could give money!!"
"You are even more fucking stupid!! Why do you let your wife sit there when you have no money!!" Everyone shouted together.