When I walked downstairs, I sent a text message to Zhouzhou, asking him to come and pick me up. Then I knocked on the door of the security guard's watchtower. I put my head in and asked, "It's cold outside, can you stay inside for a while?"
"Haha, were you kicked out?" The security guard opened the door with a smile and asked maliciously.
"Forget it, a whole cigarette, buddy!" I felt extremely depressed and sat down on the stool and said, I come here often and the security guard knows me and poured me a cup of hot water.
Sitting on the stool, I was thinking about Liu Di's words. She was right. I was quite selfish. I knew I couldn't give her anything, but I kept running to her every day. In the end, both of us were in pain.
I don't deny that I have a crush on Liu Di, but it feels like there is a barrier in my heart that can never be broken through, blocking me from taking any step forward.
Sometimes I feel that I am so damn lucky. The world is full of feasting and glitz, and there are two girls who can tie their hearts to me. Even if it is just a moment of fireworks, it has shone and been dazzling.
But, life is like this, life, career, etc., when everything goes smoothly, there will always be a huge wave hitting the face, warning the people in the broken ship, don't be too arrogant, don't be too proud...
...
I was sitting in the security room, looking at the security guard who was playing WeChat with his little girl, and for a moment I felt as if I was too poor to even put on my underpants.
Emotionally poor peasants have nothing...
...
At home, in less than five minutes, Zhang Lu finished her account, put on her coat, picked up the keys on the table, smiled at the little nurse and said, "Come on, kill the remnants of my family and eat something delicious?"
"
"...Why are you so greedy and fat? Are you afraid that the remnants of the Qing Dynasty will give you a side room or something?" The little nurse stuck out her tongue, collected the things on the table, and locked them in the drawer.
One sentence.
"...Haha? Is Chicken Intestine my fierce rival? Ask Wang Mumu, do you dare to look at him one more time? I'll show you, I can't beat him to death!" Zhang Lu waved her fist and raised her neck and said.
"**, he is indeed your fierce rival in this life!"
"It's okay. We've made up. If it's okay, send him a text message. I'll introduce him to a girl with triangular eyes later!" Zhang Lu smiled and took the little nurse's arm, and the two locked the door, chatting and laughing.
Run downstairs.
...
"Oh, bang, that's a death belt!!!" Wang Mumu sat on a stool with his crotch set up as a tent, shouting excitedly over and over, while running to grab the water glass on the table with a thirsty mouth.
"Crack! Bang, bang, clatter!"
After concentrating his concentration, he tilted his palm and poured the cup on the table. The hot water flowed down. Wang Mumu patted the table twice. When he looked up, he found that the cup had been poured. When he reacted, the water flowed smoothly.
While holding the keyboard, the stream flowed down rapidly, and the hula la la fell all over my crotch.
"Ouch!!!"
Wang Mumu howled like a beast, covered his crotch, and jumped up, his face twisted in a scary way.
"Crash!"
Wang Mumu unbuttoned his belt as fast as lightning, took off his large pants with white smoke coming out of the crotch, then threw them on the stool, grabbed the toilet paper on the table, and began to wipe his thighs that were already slightly blistered, and a burst of fairy energy rose.
I took a look at my crotch from a distance, Huo, why does it look a bit like Penglai Fairy Island?
"Snapped!"
Wang Mumu grabbed the edge of ck's pants, glanced into his crotch, and said to himself: "...Why does it smell like this? Is it ripe...?"
As he said this, Wang Mumu took the toilet paper and wiped it twice in his crotch. Sweat broke out on his sore forehead.
"Bang!"
The door of the office was pushed open, but before anyone arrived, a clear voice came: "Xiao Muzi, why are you calling me??"
Zhang Lu said playfully, holding the little nurse's hand and walking in.
"Swish! Swish!"
Wang Mumu's triangular eyes flashed with an evil light, and he glanced at the two of them in an extremely obscene manner. With a puff, he instinctively protected his crotch.
"...What are you...what...are you doing??" Zhang Lu stretched out her little hand, pointed at Wang Mumu who was all naked, and asked in shock.
"...Bah, shameless! What a shame!" The little nurse's pretty face turned red, she cursed, turned around and left.
At this time, the chairman’s wisdom came out!!
He frowned slightly, his face was expressionless, and his eyes showed sadness. He watched the little nurse walk out, suddenly pulled the edge of his pants, and took two steps forward.
"Wang Mumu!!! You are so disgusting!!" Zhang Lu went crazy instantly, shame, shame for women!!
"...Daughter-in-law, stop making trouble, what do you see here??" Wang Mumu walked over as if nothing had happened, pointed at the crotch and sausages that were smoking white, and asked seriously.
"...Huh??" Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, glanced at it, opened Wang Mumu's arm with a snap, frowned and said: "You are sick!! If you don't wear pants in the house,...you...
.What's wrong with you?"
"...I was scratching last night, and it was scratching all the time! I couldn't bear it just now, so I took off my pants and took a look! It was blistering just by looking at it!" Wang Mumu endured the pain and said again.
"...Did you catch the disease while messing around outside?"
"That's nonsense. Let's go to the hospital for a check-up now. It's definitely not a sexually transmitted disease. Do you think I might have cancer??" Wang Mumu has done whatever it takes to excuse herself.
"...Bah, don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Lu saw that what Wang Mumu said was true, and she was also worried. Well, after all, it will be used frequently in the future. Now it is fragmented. How will it be fixed in the future?
"It hurts!!" Wang Mumu really didn't pretend this time, it was really painful and burning.
"...Let's go to the hospital??"
"Yes, hurry up and take a look!"
"Put your pants on!!"
"You go out first, I'm sorry you're here!" Wang Mumu said seriously.
"...Tch, you can really pretend!" Zhang Lu curled her lips and walked away.
Wang Mumu quickly stepped forward and pushed the door open. Without saying a word, he opened the small refrigerator, took out a cup of ice cubes, poured it directly into his pants, sat down on the sofa, closed his eyes and said: "...
.I’m damn sure, I’ve given myself a big job, including ice, fire, and blisters...!”
...
H City, inside the detention center.
A young woman in a wheelchair with a pale face was pushed into the interview room by an older aunt.
Bang.
A few minutes later, inside the iron gate, a policeman and a young man wearing prison uniform stooped and walked in.
When the young man saw the woman, he was stunned for a long time, then quickly sat on the iron chair, took the microphone, and asked in shock through the glass: "Sister, why are you here??"