Wang Mumu felt a lot of anger in his heart. He didn't care when he was scolded, because he had been hurt by us since he was a child. His thick skin made him surprisingly resistant to some vicious words.
The main reason he is angry is that he cannot talk back. In a society with free speech, if you scold me for being infertile, then I must scold you for giving birth to a child without an asshole. This is a very simple and inferior human right. But on the Internet
Shang Wang Mumu feels that his human rights have been exploited, and he is quite strange. If you don't let him eat and drink, it will be fine, but if you don't let him eat and drink, he will make noise every day.
He can indeed die...
After two steps up the stairs, Wang Mumu pushed open the door of the finance room again. Before he could say anything, Zhang Lu, wearing a maternity skirt with her belly bulging out, frowned and asked, "Is it okay to steal two hundred yuan from a young nurse?"
"...Stealed! What the hell!" Wang Mumu shouted angrily, walked straight to the cabinet, pulled Zhang Lu's bag open, turned it over twice and asked, "Where's the u-shield??"
"What do you want a u-shield for??"
"I want to get an explanation for the mouth that has worked for me for more than 20 years!! I just want to ask, why don't you let it speak? Why did you eat garlic?!" Wang Mumu said excitedly, pointing to his mouth.
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"... Just say what you want, what are you doing with the u-shield?" Zhang Lu asked, blinking her big eyes.
"Ladies, why are there so many of them? Give them to me quickly!!"
"do not have!!"
"Why not!?? All the money was earned by my pimp!!!" Wang Mumu was immediately furious.
"Go, disappear in front of me quickly, I bother you!" Zhang Lu glanced at him and sat on the stool.
"...Zhang Lu!! Are you more awesome??"
"Did you meet my sister on the first day?"
"Do you believe that if I drink some rat poison, my son will have no father!?"
"The person who wants to be a father is none other than you!"
"Shrew, you are fucking unreasonable!!" Wang Mumu's spirit collapsed slightly.
"Who are you scolding?? Sister, you have skin like snow, you are graceful, you are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and your voice is like an oriole. Why on earth are you calling me unreasonable? Shrew???" Zhang Lu stood up suddenly.
"Oh my god! Pull me down! You're the only one who still plays chess, calligraphy and painting!?? Last time we held the company's annual meeting, you insisted on playing the fucking piano!! I wonder how big your hands are!! Come on up
As soon as it played, the four toilet cleaners suddenly had a heart attack! In the hospital, they held my hand and said, Mumu, your wife is so awesome. A "Fairy Tale" popped up and the sound of "Thousands of Troops" popped up.
The momentum... the singing part, I turned a corner and composed the song "Borrow from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years"...!"
"I'm going to fight you!!!" Zhang Lu was furious, her pretty face flushed, she grabbed the pen holder on the table and rushed out.
"You...don't come here...!"
"Peng!"
The pen holder hit Wang Mumu's triangular eye roughly. Wang Mumu flew up and down with his hands, waving wildly, and bared his teeth and shouted: "You always fight so fucking messily...!"
"You've been yelling at me these past few days!! I'll beat you to death!" Zhang Lu scratched her head, looked away, and saw the living Mei Chaofeng.
"I'm telling you...if my second aunt hadn't been sitting on the fence too much, I would have definitely divorced you!! I don't feel safe at all with you!" Wang Mumu said with tears in his eyes, stretching out his hand.
Blocked Zhang Lu's arm.
Zhang Lu was wearing crystal-soled flat shoes. Her feet slipped, her body leaned back, and she sat on the ground with a thud!!
"Damn, why don't I throw you to death!!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment, smoothed his messy side-parted hairstyle, and said viciously.
"... Just be a bitch!! I'll go home in a minute!" Zhang Lu obviously didn't get enough of the beating, so she said angrily and leaned on the ground to get up. But as soon as she sat up, she fell down again.
On the ground, he suddenly reached out his hand to cover his lower abdomen.
"Pretend! Pretend again!"
"...Don't make trouble, husband, I have a stomachache...please help me!!" Zhang Lu, with beads of sweat on her white forehead, stretched out her hand and grabbed Wang Mumu's clothes and said.
"...seriously??"
"Stop inking, hurry up!!" Zhang Lu urged again.
Wang Mumu took a closer look and saw that Zhang Lu didn't look like she was pretending. She bent down suddenly and roughly checked her body. No blood was seen. She breathed a sigh of relief and said with an unusually panic face: "Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid! Go along!"
My strength, let’s go to the hospital right away!”
"...Are you still angry with me?" Zhang Lu looked at the anxious Wang Mumu and asked with a curl of her lips.
"I'm not angry anymore, I'm not angry anymore!!" Wang Mumu hurriedly replied, holding Zhang Lu's arm and slowly lifting it up. But Zhang Lu seemed to be in more pain, and Wang Mumu was so frightened that he didn't dare to move anymore, and directly shouted to the finance department
Said: "Big girl?? Are you watching the fun?? Make a phone call!!"
"...Oh, oh!!" Finance, who was looking at it happily, immediately reacted and dialed Dakang's number first, and then dialed 1.
Dakang and I, as well as Gao Dong, were talking nonsense. After hearing the call, we immediately rushed down. Then we didn’t wait for the ambulance at all, picked up Zhang Lu and drove straight to the hospital.
After working for a long time, the doctor checked the body and said with a frown: "Who are the family members?? The pregnancy has been so long and there is still no serious trouble!!"
"Brother, your criticism is right, but how is my wife?" Wang Mumu asked anxiously, his head full of sweat.
"It's okay, just stretch it out. How long does it take for your wife to give birth?"
"Less than two months!"
"...You should pay more attention at this time. It is recommended to choose a good hospital and prepare for delivery!" The doctor said lightly.
"Okay, okay, thank you!!" Wang Mumu finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that everything was fine.
"Peng!"
I stretched out my legs and kicked Wang Mumu, and said irritably: "How can you get into trouble with these old ladies today?"
"...Hehe!" Wang Mumu showed his big teeth and scratched his head with a smile.
After standing at the door and chatting for a while, Zhang Lu went into the ward to rest. We discussed it and started calling the obstetrics and gynecology hospital. After all, Wang Mumu’s son is my son, and his wife is my wife. I don’t
Take care of, who takes care of it?
After working hard until the evening, we had a bite to eat, and then watched Zhang Lu being transferred to a more authoritative obstetrics and gynecology hospital. From then on, Wang Mumu embarked on the path of preserving the fetus...
...
On the other side, in Caesarea, Zhouzhou and Binbin began to yell at Wang Mumu, saying that this person had no credibility at all. He said he was taking a shield, but in fact he escaped with his urine...
And the big v on the mandarin duck bed on the screen started to curse endlessly. The more he cursed, the more unpleasant he sounded. I don’t know what he was trying to do. Anyway, he was just scolding.
"Hey, grandson, why didn't you say anything? 109, come on, he's a warrior, follow him!!" The screen scrolled slowly.