Two workers were squatting in the pit chatting and gossiping about the bad things happening in the workplace. Suddenly, a small, grinding sound came from nowhere.
"What's going on??" the worker in Pit 1 said alertly.
"What?? What happened?" the person in Pit 2 asked curiously.
"Did you hear any noise?" Keng 1 stretched his neck and looked around.
"Ah!! The sound of the mower outside!!" Pit 2 said casually.
On top of the beam, Zheng Wei held the pillar with one hand and clutched his belly with the other. His face turned red and frightening. He gritted his teeth and began to push hard on his buttocks, trying to control the fart within a controllable range. But he had no choice but to pinch it off.
The reinforced butthole cannot contract freely even when farting...
"Puff...Puff...Si!!" After struggling for four or five seconds, his hips relaxed for a while. Zheng Wei rolled his eyes at a 45-degree angle and let out a long breath: "Uh...
..!" Then he instinctively shook his head and his body became alert.
A stream of heat carrying inexplicable gas seemed to fall from the sky and hit his face.
"Sniff, sniff!" The man in the trap 1 twitched his nose quickly twice and smelled a foul smell. Then he looked up following the sound and said: "There is someone!!!"
"Who???" The one who cheated 2 also looked up, and the two of them were stunned.
"Brother!! Brother... listen to me, misunderstanding!! I'm shitting, it's starting to happen outside, I'm afraid of accidental injury, so I came up here for a while!!" Zheng Wei tried his best to explain and started to pull hard.
Pants, but unfortunately the beam is too narrow and relatively short, so it’s really hard to lift them up for a while.
"Oops, **!!! Spider-Man poops too!!" The person who cheated 1 was furious.
"He was one of the people who wanted to pay, and he went to the casino that day!!"
"Brother, just jump down and I won't cut you!!" Keng 1 picked up his pants neatly and shouted at the top.
"Don't brag, okay? Let's have a civilized fight. Can you let me pull up my pants?" Zheng Wei panicked a little, so he simply sat on the beam and started to pull up his pants quickly.
"Fuck you!! Just wait!!" The person in Pit 2 didn't know where he came from, so he jumped on his feet and cursed fiercely, and ran out directly.
"Langlanglang!!"
The person in Pit 2 ran out, and within a minute, he rushed in with a four- or five-pointed grass picker in his hand!!
"Bold!!! What are you doing with that thing?!" Zheng Wei was so frightened that his face turned pale. He stood on the beam, bent over, and started running towards the door.
"Stab him!! Stab him in the cesspit!!" The people in pit 1 started to intensify the fire, and the three terminally ill patients began to have sex in the toilet.
"Fuck you! My son is lying, you two are so stupid!!" Zheng Wei crouched in the corner and began to dodge flexibly, unable to reach his four or five forks.
...
On the other side, four or five private cars had just left the gate, and a Nissan Bread with air leaks in all directions came speeding towards them.
"Peng!!" The front of the car slammed open the door violently, and then stopped with a creak.
"Crash!"
Ma Fei jumped down first, pulled out the black leather bag from the handle of the cab, gritted his teeth and took out the fake June 4th, Xiao Ma, Photon, Eagle, also rushed out from the side door!!
"Back out and wait for us!!" Ma Fei turned around and said to Hongguang, then rushed into the courtyard.
"What are you doing?"
Two workers who were chatting in the courtyard took a step back.
"It's none of your business, get away!!" Ma Fei was holding a machete in one hand and a pistol in the other. He raised the knife and paused for a moment, then put it down, kicked it away, and cursed.
"Zheng Wei!! Zheng Wei!!" Eagle shouted anxiously in the courtyard, holding a military thorn.
"Who called me??" Zheng Wei squatted on the beam. Hearing the shouts outside, he once again had a clever idea, stretched his neck and glanced outside, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "Hurry up! Come on! Come on!!"
! Where’s the toilet!! The basket is almost broken!!”
"Where is it!"
Guangzi pointed to the toilet and ran over first. When the two workers heard the noise outside, they also rushed out. Then they held four or five forks in their hands and shouted: "What are you going to do??"
"Plop!!"
Zheng Wei jumped down from the rafter, fastened his belt, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Eagle!! Beat them both to death!!"
"do not come!!"
"What the fuck, don't move!!" Ma Fei raised his gun, his hair was messy, his face was covered in blood, he looked very scary.
"Put it down!" Photon shouted.
"Whoosh!"
Brother Ma took a quick step and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the head of the fork. The eagle followed closely behind him. He went up to look at the basket and kicked him down.
"Damn it! I'm just fucking squatting on top, why are you two poking at me?!" Zheng Wei shouted in an extremely wronged voice, raised his foot, and kicked me in the face.
"Stop beating me!! Leave quickly!" Ma Fei urged, Guangzi pulled Zheng Wei who was like a mad dog, and everyone ran towards the yard again.
"Where to go??" the eagle asked breathlessly.
"Come on, don't leave!!" Ma Fei glanced at the courtyard and said, then suddenly ran towards a bungalow with the director's office written on it.
"Bang!"
Before Ma Fei could run to the door, the middle-aged man wearing a t-shirt rushed out of the house and happened to face Ma Fei.
"you...!"
"Fuck you!" Ma Fei jumped over and hit his face with a knife, cutting his skin and flesh to pieces. The middle-aged man leaned against the door and looked at everyone in horror.
"Chop him!!!"
Ma Fei became anxious. He was an animal that was absolutely disowned by his relatives. At this time, he didn't care about the many people bullying the few. He raised his machete and kicked the middle-aged man down. The knife was rounded and slashed downwards.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then called out. Without saying a word, they distanced themselves and began to chop violently.
"Fuck you!!! Where is Chen Dabiao??" Ma Fei held the machete, wiped the blood on his face with his arm, and pointed at the middle-aged man lying in a pool of blood and asked.
"...Drinking in Jinzun!!" the middle-aged man said without lying at all.
“Who are they???”
"He and Shan Hui!!"
"Who???" Ma Fei paused and asked again.
"Shan Hui??"
"Which Shan Hui is from Liaoyang??" Ma Fei asked again.
"Yes, yes!" The middle-aged man whose face could no longer be seen clearly said in a low voice.
"Let's go!!" Ma Fei narrowed his eyes, greeted everyone, and started to trot out.
There were at least two hundred workers in the courtyard watching the excitement. Countless bricks, forks and sickles were nearby, but no one stood up to stop Ma Fei and others.
"Wow!"
Everyone got in the car and closed the door. Hong Guang turned around and asked, "Go home??"
"Go back to JB and go directly to Jinzun!!" Ma Fei said with a gloomy face.
"Fuck, there's no traffic there!! When we come back, there will definitely be some ventilation there!" Brother Ma said with sweat on his face.
"You don't know where the golden bottle is. I saw it when I passed by just now. It's only two miles away from here! There are so many of them, it will definitely be jammed if you go there! Let's drive!!" Ma Fei pointed to the road ahead and said.
"Yes, go, go fuck him!!" Zheng Wei said with embarrassment.
"Buzz!"
The car motor roared and then sped out.
...
"Didi, dididi!" The middle-aged man lying on the ground stretched out his blood-stained palm, took out his phone, and dialed Chen Dabiao's number.