There were two bloody scratches on my neck, my left nostril was red, my eyes were obviously enlarged, my hair was messy and I was sitting on the bed, my heart was still pounding.
Liu Di blinked and looked at me with disdain. He calmly clasped the minced meat in his fingernails and smiled unusually.
"You're laughing your ass off!!"
"Meng Fei, are you a man? I thought you could beat me!" Liu Di stretched out his little hand, twirled his hair behind his head, and asked in a very contemptuous tone.
"...Can it be a draw? You don't really have the upper hand!" I lowered my head in humiliation and pulled open the bedside table, took out a roll of gauze, tore it open, and began to wrap it around my neck.
"...What are you doing?"
"It's bleeding, why shouldn't I wrap it up a little?"
"Can you be a bit more girly? What a big mouth! Are you wearing a cast??" Liu Di rolled his eyes and cursed, then got out of bed in slippers and ran to the bathroom.
"Hey! Why are you here so early in the morning?" I asked casually while wrapping gauze around me.
"I have a rest today. I have nothing to do. I asked the nurse to go to the hospital to see Zhang Lu and then go shopping together!" Liu Di replied casually in the bathroom, wiping on lotion and patting his face.
"...when did you old ladies in your thirties become so tough?" I asked a little curiously.
"Call mom, mom will tell you!"
"Get out...!" I lingered for a long time, looked in the mirror, and found out that I was a little confused. Then I untied the bundy and put it on calmly, entered the bathroom, knocked Liu Di away with my butt, and turned on the faucet.
While he was combing his hair, he said to Liu Di: "There are ten pairs of pants and more than twenty T-shirts in the cabinet. They are under the bed, under the sofa, under the pillow, on the computer screen, and under the pillow. There may be some.
Thirty-seven and a half pairs of socks, these have not been washed. I sit in the office every day, and my waist is thick. If you have nothing to do, you have to move around. No need to thank me!! My name is anonymous!!"
"Believe it or not, I can slap you so hard that your face won't swell??" Liu Di looked at me sideways and said with a sneer.
"Don't try to challenge my five-pound face with your little hand that weighs less than a pound! Okay? Girl?" I stretched out my hand and gestured, then pulled up the towel and walked away with a tall figure.
Twenty minutes later, Wang Mumu and I were dressed in couple outfits, wearing green shorts and a red T-shirt, with sunglasses stuck on our silly eyes. Wang Mumu and I agreed that this guy's belt was tied with a tree branch or something.
A perfectly deformed calabash doll...
Today, Ma Mian asked the three of us to go to Hengyuan and tell us to see his performance after a short period of rectification. Everyone said so, so we didn’t dare to be late. We put on our clothes and went to the company without even eating.
Go.
At home, the little nurse looked at the piles of clothes next to the washing machine, which were like a mountain of clothes. She held her forehead and asked speechlessly: "Sister Didi, don't tell me, did you really wash it for him??"
"...Doudou, let me tell you a truth that I have never told anyone!" Liu Di put on an apron and turned on the washing machine.
"What??"
"When a shameless man meets a shameless woman, the one who gets hurt will always be the washing machine, do you understand?" Liu Di said casually.
"...You've spoiled him so much, it's all over if you take him to the dry cleaners!"
"He hates the smell of disinfectant!"
"...!" The little nurse looked at Liu Di, shook her head, and while bending down to help her gather her clothes, she muttered: "...Another one fell into a trap, ugh!"
...
Ma Mian moved Hengyuan's company address to a new commercial building and rented a small half-floor office on the 11th floor as a temporary office location.
People in mixed society actually dislike the number 8 the most, because when you look at it from the side, it looks like a pair of handcuffs. The only two more lovable numbers are 1 and 7. According to everyone, 1 is a stick and 7 is a stick.
It started, so for a period of time, the prices of car brands and mobile phone numbers of 1 and 7 were very high.
The three of us arrived at the downstairs of the building. Dakang was looking for a parking space that was more precious than a panda. As soon as Mumu and I were about to go in, the phone in my pocket rang. I took it out and saw that it was Brother Bao's number.
Connected.
"Brother, I'm really afraid you'll call me now! As a friend of the people, can you bring good news to the people?"
"...Things...have changed!"
"Wang Qiu's side?" I sighed and asked slowly.
"Um!"
"Detained?"
"Yes, because I was drunk and causing trouble for 15 days!"
"Fuck!!" I cursed through gritted teeth.
"Where are you?"
"I'll send you the address. Come over here!" I said irritably and hung up the phone.
...
On the other side, in the dining room of Brother Bao's house, one of his countless wives prepared a table of breakfast for him, and turned around and shouted: "Bao'er, it's time to eat!"
"I'm not going to eat, I have to go out!" Brother Bao said in annoyance, then stood by the bed and started to get dressed.
"Eat some! I've done everything!"
"Eat it yourself, don't bother me!!" Brother Bao had just finished shouting when the phone rang again. While putting on his pants, he put the phone to his ear and asked, "Who is it?"
"Baozi, I'm Wang Qiu. I'm going to the detention center now. I'm trying to persuade the person handling the case to let me make a call! Man, this time things got a little too big. The detention is just dragging me. Chen Dabiao must have tried his best.
Come on, you have to think of a way!!" Wang Qiu's voice came anxiously.
"You just did it. What the hell can I do to go to the detention center and rob you?"
"...Shit, everything has already happened. What's the use of talking about it now? Just think of a solution!" Wang Qiu said quickly.
"What do you want me to do??"
"You and Xiaofei have such a strong relationship, you should discuss it!!"
"How to discuss??"
"Do you still need me to teach you about this?? They come out here to ask for money, so why don't I just give them what they have to give and that's it! Brother, I really can't go in, I have a lot of fucking things!!" Wang Qiu
I kept grinding in vain.
"I'm telling you, you don't understand Xiao Fei's character, and this is really embarrassing!"
"You try, can you try?"
"...Fuck, you are really my father!!!" Brother Bao cursed through gritted teeth.
"You are both the father, and I am the son, okay?? Oh, and I heard that the people in this detention center are all perverted, and they are willing to fuck their ass... You can give me this afternoon
I have to make sure that your bowel movements are smooth for at least fifteen days!" Wang Qiu said carefully.
"...You're such a b*tch, you have to give two men a hard time and give you a slap!" Brother Bao cursed in a fit of laughter and laughter, hung up the phone, picked up his handbag, and casually said hello to his wife.
, opened the door and left.
"Hoo ho...!"
The fried dough sticks were golden, the four or five plates of colorful pickles, and the steaming white porridge were placed quietly on the table, with no one paying attention.