After three rounds of drinking, the dishes were almost untouched, and two boxes of beer were completely consumed. The three of us drank at least seven or eight of them each. Tianyang's eyes, which were a little dull at first, completely straightened up at this time, and he fanned
I can't even feel my mouth.
"Kang, you died once, and I just want to ask you, what is it like to die?" I asked in a wooden voice, leaning on the chair with a cigarette in my mouth and my legs on the table.
"I don't feel anything... Before Wu Di shot me, I always thought that people would be out of breath when they die. Think about how it feels to hold your breath? It must be quite uncomfortable. But in fact,
The bullet hit my head, and I felt my head go cold, and then I didn't know anything... You really made me remember, I really can't remember...!" Dakang lowered his head, very serious
I replied after thinking about it.
"Uh... I can't breathe, and my chest will definitely hurt! When I was in my hometown, I hunted pheasants and roe deer for the countryside. When I cut its neck, it was probably the happiest flop in its life.
At that time!" Tianyang shrugged his head, his reaction was more than a step slower. After Dakang finished speaking, he interrupted abruptly.
"Then JB is nothing to be afraid of. How about you give me a shot one day and I won't know anything anymore?" I bared my teeth and said to Dakang.
"...Haha, what will happen to Liu Di if you die? Aren't you two very clingy recently?" Dakang asked me rather meanly.
"...I just don't know what to do, so I want to die!" I said slowly.
"You are such a coward!"
"Haha, come on, let's drink to the cowards!" I gritted my teeth, took away the cigarette butt from my mouth, and blew beer into the bottle.
"...Yes, cheers to the cowards. I am also a fucking coward. I don't even dare to die...!" Dakang's face turned dark and purple, and he gritted his teeth and raised the beer bottle.
We are born, grow up, and reach middle age in the blink of an eye. Along with the ruthless carving of time, we have all found a weak side in life, and then infinitely magnified it...
How could I, who was still young and young at that time, be like now, shamelessly questioning what love and guilt are?
Maybe at that time, if I met Liu Di, who was confused and stubborn about me, my first action would be to grab some money somewhere quickly, without saying anything, and go to the big bed in the hotel to talk about the business.
It’s important to get it done!!
Compared to then, I am now the number one coward in Caesar!
If Da Kang could go back to that midsummer six or seven years ago, he met a young nurse on a street corner and fell in love with her, but was blocked by her parents. The first thing he might do would be to go to the nurse's house and stay close to her.
Holding Doudou's hand, he said, "Are you Doudou's father? You're so small and hard-bodied? I came over to say hello. I've fallen in love with your girl! We'll get married tomorrow! Do whatever you want!"
And after 67 years, the current Dakang didn't even dare to answer the phone call from the little nurse's father. The relationship between father-in-law and son-in-law seemed to be related to China-Africa relations. It was only a matter of time before the father-in-law showed his sword. So that time
When Dakang was on the verge of death, his desire to survive might not have reached 100%. I guess for a moment, he might also want to take this opportunity to bury all the good things in yesterday...
When we were young, we longed for maturity, but when we were mature, we arrived at the entrance to the toilet of our destiny. We opened the door with joy and saw that the pit was already full. We stood at the door, feeling embarrassed and uneasy.
I'm already a coward, but I'm still so reserved that I don't even know anyone I'm drinking from. I forget about the toilet for the moment and get through today in a daze.
The three of us opened another box and drank a lot more. I drank the most. I was lying on the table with my head on the plate and was already unconscious.
I have always doubted what kind of job Tianyang would do. He drank two bottles of beer and became a little confused. After drinking more than five bottles, his eyes started to get straight. After drinking more than eight bottles, he still felt straight. After drinking two bottles, he still felt straight. There was almost no change.
It's a lot, he just reacts slowly, but if you say it's not much, he cries and makes trouble sometimes, and you don't know what kind of drinker he is.
And my best partner, Dakang, is definitely a person with survival skills honed in the social market. Ever since we were in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, he and I went to the casino together, socializing almost every day, and his drinking became more and more abnormal. In the summer, he was half normal
The most I've ever seen him fill was a meter-high draft beer bucket! Apart from the tongue smacking and wandering around in the aisles, he definitely didn't reach the level where he wouldn't recognize others and drank so much that he was 70 percent drunk, so he was given the nickname
, beer filter, Kaiser urea first productivity.
"Bang!"
Dakang opened the door of the private room in a daze, touched his face randomly, turned back to Tianyang, and said with his tongue: "You hold your brother Fei, I'm going to pee!"
"Oh!" Five seconds later, Tianyang's dazed eyes regained some energy, and he nodded numbly.
"Fuck, you drank too much!" Dakang scolded contemptuously.
"......oh!"
"Idiot!"
"oh!"
"You bastard, I asked you to help him!"
"oh!"
"Fuck!" Dakang cursed, and walked out of the private room with his footsteps in a snake shape. With a bang, his head was pressed against the wall, and his body was a little weak. He took out his mobile phone and pressed the number while muttering.
Said: "I can't fix you anymore, find someone who can!"
"Dudu...!" After saying that, Dakang dialed the phone, and soon Liu Di's voice came out: "Dakang??"
"...sister-in-law...oh, no, no, sister-in-law, what are you doing?" Dakang asked incoherently.
"...We are having dinner with your wife! Are you looking for her?" Liu Di had a headache when she heard this. She was more annoyed with drinkers.
"If I don't look for her or bother her, what are you doing?"
"...You drank too much, didn't I say that I was having dinner with her?" Liu Di collapsed a little.
"Your old man has drunk too much. Can you come over and give him a break?" Dakang asked, baring his teeth.
"No matter where you fall in love, go anywhere!" Liu Di said in a crisp voice.
"...He even cut his wrists for you! Why don't you feel sad?"
"Well! If you tell him to die, he should die easily!" Liu Di said casually.
"...The three of us drank a box and a half of beer. Calculate this amount. If we have to drive soon, can we go to the Tyumen Mountains in a hurry!" Dakang said with a wine burp.
"...Where are you?" Liu Di gritted his teeth and asked helplessly, holding his forehead.
"Minsheng Road is spicy! You have to hurry up. Takumi has called me three times to tell me that I'm here. Let's drive up and down together!" Dakang urged.
"...Okay, just wait!" Liu Di gritted his teeth and hung up the phone, put down the pizza in his hand, turned to the little nurse and asked: "Your husband is drunk and stunned, let us pick him up.
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"It's okay, he does this every day, don't worry about him, he can find a home by himself!" the little nurse said, rolling her eyes.
"......That's not good?"
"You can't coddle Meng Fei like this. The man doesn't even care, so you have to leave him alone!" the little nurse said, seemingly understanding.
"...Can it be the last time today?" Liu Di begged pitifully.
"Sister, can you be a little more reserved as a woman?"
"...taking him home isn't considered debauchery! Let's go!" Liu Di eagerly grabbed the little nurse, grabbed her bag, and rushed out.
"Oh, please slow down, they are more precious than you. If you don't go, they won't drive with you!" The little nurse stepped on her high heels and followed Liu Di's speechless ink.
...
Spicy taste.
Dakang walked around three times before he found the direction of the toilet, and he was about to go there.
"...Xiao Li, don't bullshit me next time!"
"Whoosh!"
Hearing the familiar voice, Dakang turned around suddenly.