In the ward, five men wrapped in gauze held their breath and looked at each other from the corner of their eyes from time to time. The atmosphere was quite strange.
"Damn it, uncle, you guys haven't even plucked out the leg hair yet!" Wang Mumu sat on the hospital bed, his thighs were red, and there was a newspaper in front of him, which was covered in black leg hair.
"Grass! Chicken intestines, you owe me more than a million fucking leg hairs! Just wait, I'll go downstairs and buy you a pair of pliers! I have to leave you with not a single hair on your body today!!"
Wrapped in gauze and holding the poker in his hand, he cursed angrily.
"Please call him Mist.**, thank you!!" Wang Mumu also gave the chicken intestines a Western name.
"A bunch of idiots, fighting landlords, five people fighting, you are the only one who can come up with it! I won't play anymore!" Dakang's patience was finally worn away.
"It's okay if I don't play. What were you thinking when you pulled the hair off my legs!" Chenchen was not happy either.
"I sold it to you! Why don't you want to play with it?"
"Wang Mumu, you idiot, you couldn't see the wink I gave you just now!!"
"Get out of here! The look in your eyes is like that of Wu Laoer next door. It makes you crazy like a sheep. Can I fucking understand it??"
"I'll fucking beat you to death!!"
"..."
There was complete chaos in the ward. Several patients got into a fight. After staying in the hospital for two days and doing nothing every day, they almost went crazy. So they played poker when they had nothing to do. But these guys were each poorer than the last and had no money.
In the end, Wang Mumu made a bad move, and the loser pulled out his leg hair, and the game was relatively big, starting with 10,000 hairs, so now several people are very clean on the body, and the inside of the crotch is also very clean...
"I want to fucking play, but they don't take me with them. Why do you think they can?" Leile asked me boredly.
"Because... they are afraid that you will accidentally pull it off...!" I tried my best to explain.
"We must find something to do for these kids, or let that kid Wang Mumu abduct Biao...!" Li Meng smoked a cigarette and said earnestly.
"Well, I'm going to contact the person that Brother Hei introduced to us tonight, and I have to trouble you and Liu Li to rent a bigger house. It must be bigger. It doesn't matter how much the money is, otherwise we won't be able to live in it!!" Brother Xu sat down.
On the stool, he said to Li Meng.
"That's easy to say, I'll go now!" Li Meng nodded and said with a smile.
"Give you money!" Brother Xu took out his bank card.
"No, I still have some. You can keep it. If it's not enough, tell me!!" Li Meng patted Brother Xu on the shoulder, turned around and took Liu Li away.
I found that I like Li Meng more and more. He is a man who has both advance and retreat in his work. He understands the importance of things and attaches great importance to friendship. He does things neatly and neatly. He is a man and he has no airs. He fights with us brats.
Got to be hot.
Among us, the one we discussed the most in private was Li Meng. Everyone had a good impression of him, so whatever he said had almost the same weight as Brother Xu, and we all listened to him more.
Even Leilei, a super war criminal, admired him very much, because after Leile came out of the detention center, he was picked up by Li Meng and lived with Li Meng for a while.
"Beep bell bell!"
As soon as Li Meng left, Brother Xu's phone rang. Brother Xu glanced at the number and immediately grinned. I could tell that this was the happiest smile he had ever had during this period.
"Daughter-in-law, are you back?" Brother Xu answered the phone and asked impatiently.
"What? You're outside! Really or not! Wait for me!" Brother Xu said and hung up the phone.
"Sister Baobao?" Leilei asked.
"And your wife!!" Brother Xu smiled and patted Leilei on the head.
Leilei was stunned for a moment, then spread his legs and ran out, as fast as Xiang Feiren.
"Look at how impatient this kid is...!" Although Brother Xu said this, he couldn't slow down any more. He twisted his buttocks and started racing away.
"They're all the same thing!" I muttered and followed them out.
When I came outside, Leilei was holding the crying Zhang Meng, and Brother Xu looked at the haggard Sister Baobao.
"I thought...you didn't want me anymore...!" Zhang Meng said sobbing.
"You are my relative, how could I not want you? Stop crying...it doesn't look good crying!" Leile stroked Zhang Meng's hair and comforted her in a low voice.
Brother Xu looked at Sister Baobao, opened his arms, and said with a smile: "Come here! Let me hug you!"
"Damn it! You still know that you have me as your wife!" Although Sister Baobao said this, she still came over and hugged Brother Xu's shoulders.
"I've made you suffer...!"
"What's the use of talking about this? Who told me to be Zhang Xu's wife!!"
When I saw these two couples hugging and kissing each other on the street, I immediately felt jealous and cursed secretly: "It's immoral!"
"**, Sister Baobao! You brought this car here?!" I said in shock as I looked at the Audi 100, which was almost unrecognizable.
"Yes! What's wrong? You, Brother Xu, have been told to bring this car here, so I will!" Sister Baobao explained to me.
"Brother! Why do you want her to do this crappy car? Sister Baobao drives this car, aren't you afraid of something happening?" I kicked the Audi 100, almost knocking off the bumper.
"I won't sell this car if you give me 10 million, what do you know? Drive it out quickly, repair it and maintain it for me!" Brother Xu said impatiently to Sister Baobao.
"My dear brother! I am also a somewhat famous eldest brother! Can you give me some face? You can let me repair bicycles, but don't repair this car!" I shook my head and refused.
"Go away, you are still the big brother! You are the big brother! What should I do? Hurry up, don't let me kick you!" Brother Xu took Sister Baobao's hand and went into the hospital.
"Give me money! How can I fix it if you don't give me money?" I shouted towards the hospital.
"You put it on first and I'll give it to you!"
"I'm going to give you a little sister, I haven't paid you any salary this month...!"
I muttered something, looking at the Audi 100 that was smoking white smoke quite unhappily, and suddenly I wanted to hang myself.
"Leilei, I'll give you 500 yuan, you go and fix it for him!"
"I'll give you one thousand, but don't mention the car to me, okay?"
"**Your uncle! Are we brothers?"
"Don't mention the car, we are brothers!!"
"Wish you **soft tissue contusion tonight!!"
"I do! Goodbye!"
Leilei hugged Zhang Meng and walked into the hospital without looking back. I gritted my teeth and risked my life to get into the Audi 100.