Last night, Gao Dong and I were completely drunk because we were doing something about Photon. When we got home, it was already past three o'clock in the middle of the night. We were so vomiting that we couldn't sleep until it got dark. I just fell asleep.
status, the phone suddenly rang again. After calling at least six times, I gritted my teeth and answered the phone, and said: "Who is this big brother who fucks camels! What's the matter? He didn't answer after six or seven times, and he continued.
beat!"
"Are you so disgusting all day and night when you talk?" Liu Di was stunned for a moment, frowned, and asked in a very contemptuous tone.
"Ha...!" I yawned long, scratched my head, and replied, "What's going on? Di Chang is here!"
"Sister, I don't have time to look for you, I'm so busy every day!" Liu Di said in a somewhat mean voice.
"Are you sick? Are you calling me so early in the morning just to show off how busy you are lately? Did you have a brain puncture?" I cursed very speechlessly.
"Go away, do I need to show off like you are carrying a knife on the street?! How about we have two different classes?"
"Sisters, are you short of men? Why are you teasing me so early in the morning?" I asked irritably.
"What's wrong? You react when you hear what I say?"
"What's the reaction?" I glanced at the alarm clock and asked suspiciously.
"Just morning erections!" Liu Di said in a lazy voice.
"Snapped!"
As soon as she finished speaking, I felt a strange feeling in my crotch. I glanced down in confusion, and the thin blanket was obviously lifted up.
"Hello? You're dead, are you talking?" Liu Di asked doubtfully.
"...Oh, where are you?" I reacted immediately, reached out and pressed my crotch, pressed something standing up between my legs, then clamped it firmly, and asked, changing the topic.
"I'm in the toilet!" Liu Di replied casually.
"What are you doing?" I asked in a daze.
"Can I have breakfast when I go to the toilet? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but" Liu Di's principle in life is not to miss any opportunity to seduce me.
"Snapped!!"
In the middle of the crotch, the third leg spread the two thighs violently and stood up again. I paused calmly for a second, and then asked in a serious voice: "Dear! Which mobile phone do you have QQ in?
!”
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Send me a video!"
"I haven't washed my face yet, it doesn't look good!"
"I don't want to see my face...!" I was silent for a moment and said shamelessly.
"What do you mean?"
"Didi, let's have sex...!"
After hearing this, Liu Di sat on the toilet, his face turned red, he grinded his teeth and said slowly: "You bitch! Zhang Lu said you were right, Caesar, who are you the most obsessive about, even more so than Wang Mumu?
Mi Tai!"
"You'd better tell me if you have something to do, and don't make me spray shit all over you!"
After I finished speaking, there was a flushing sound on the phone. Liu Di put the phone away from the speaker, put it next to the bathroom basin, pulled up his hair, and asked calmly: "How many days have you not contacted Tianyang?"
"Pa!!" As soon as he finished speaking, I slapped my forehead and suddenly remembered that after the pockmark incident happened, I arranged for Tianyang and the others to live in my friend's house. There were too many things in the past two days, and I kept
Haven't called them.
"Oh, I forgot about it for these kids. What, Tianyang and the others called you?" I sat up tiredly and asked.
"Yes, I'm sorry to tell you. I have no money in my pocket and I don't dare to use my card, so I called me! I realized that since I've known you, why do you act like a firefighter?" Liu Di
He patted his wet face and said casually.
"Haha, aren't you a sister-in-law?!"
"Get out!"
"Okay, I'll call them back and send them some money!" I took a breath and jumped out of bed with force.
"They will starve to death waiting for you. No need to go. I asked my colleagues in the company to just send 50,000 yuan to Tianyang!" Liu Di said still slowly.
"Are you out of breath when you speak! Why are you calling me after all the delivery!?" I said very unhappily.
"I'm reminding you to pay me back, okay?"
"If you can get some sleep, can you not pay it back?"
"You can sleep for the rest of your life without paying back...!"
"You still want to buy it out?"
"Fifty thousand is already a sky-high price for you!" Liu Di put down his hair after wiping his face, blowing it with a hair dryer, and ordered: "Come and pick me up, go to the hospital to see the pockmarked face!"
When I heard this, I was silent for a moment, frowned, and replied: "I don't want to go...it's so embarrassing!!"
"On the day when everyone understands you, I am a woman, so I may not understand you. On the day when everyone complains and accuses you, I understand you!!" Liu Di paused, looked down at the phone and said.
"Thanks!"
"When you get downstairs to my house, remember to bring some breakfast. I drink soy milk, no sugar, no soy milk!" Liu Di said and hung up the phone.
I was stunned for a long time while holding the phone, and said doubtfully: "What do you mean by not adding soy milk? Do you want me to buy her two pounds of raw soybeans?..."
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In Zhou Jun's office at Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, Zhang Weidong sat on a chair, staring at the inheritance and the entrustment contract as if he were reading a bible. After thinking about it for a long time, he asked seriously: "Are these few shabby cards worth the money?"
One hundred million?”
"Mr. Zhang, I repeat, it's more than 100 million!" Zhou Jun smelled the smell of garlic coming out of Zhang Weidong's mouth, covered his nose with a handkerchief elegantly and without hesitation, and said in a muffled voice.
"Then which bank should I go to to exchange the money?" Zhang Weidong asked still not fully understanding.
"... What you inherit are shares, real estate, and cash, so you don't need to go to the bank!!"
“Who will give me this money??”
"Your uncle's inheritance is of course given to you by your uncle!!"
"You are talking nonsense. Isn't my uncle crazy? How could he give it to me?"
"...Just because your uncle is crazy, this money can be given to you, understand??!" Zhou Jun collapsed a little.
"Why don't your words match your words? He's crazy, how can he give it to me???" Zhang Weidong said a little irritably.
"What the fuck! Do you know what a will is? And property inheritance??! Just because he is crazy, you can inherit his property, and it will be fair and fair through the notary public!! You will own the real estate in his name,
Shares and cash, understand??" Zhou Jun was forced to shout with expletives.
"Don't you understand Chinese? I'm asking you where to get this money and who to get it from! Why do you keep insisting that my uncle is crazy??" Zhang Weidong was also a little dissatisfied with his ignorance and spoke in a very aggressive tone.
.
"Holy shit!!" The lawyer slapped his thigh twice, and after organizing his speech for a long time, he continued: "For example, if you are the only child in your family, your parents will be dead! The house, the pigsty!
Three donkeys and carts! And the savings, who owns them all?"
"Of course it's mine!"
"Okay, let's continue. Since it's all yours, how do you get the house, the pigsty, and the deposit?" Zhou Jun continued to ask.
"Fuck, take whatever you have!"
"Isn't this the same fucking truth?!"
"You said that earlier, didn't I understand earlier?! Damn it, where can I get that money?" Zhang Weidong suddenly realized and continued to ask.
"puff!"
Zhou Jun spat, his mouth twitched, he calmly made a phone call and said, "Go and call the old man who cleans the toilet, Zhang Tou, and help me with my lesson!"