After Yuguo murmured something, he stood up and picked up the mobile phone on the table, then opened WeChat, which was not used once in eight hundred years, and posted a status in the circle of friends, which read: "Damn, a friend came here for no reason, for no reason I drank three glasses of white wine and ended up peeing for no reason. Damn it, he will go to Shenyang at the next stop. The buddy in charge of reception in Shenyang must avenge me and leave this monster behind!!"
"Bah bang bang!"
Yuguo used two fingers to meditate and poked hard on the screen, replying to various messages. After playing for a while, the friend next to him said unhappily: "Fuck, you are so big-hearted, you are clogged with shit." You’ve got your asshole fucked, but you still have the thought to send a message on WeChat?”
"If I had a better heart, I would have bought some rat medicine and drank it last year!" Yuguo put down the phone and said helplessly, picked up the glass of foreign wine, and drank it.
...
On the other side, I played Pai Gow all night at Caesars and Brother Bai. To be honest, although I am a bastard, I have never been interested in gambling or anything like that. My skills are bad to a certain extent, but it is not without its benefits. I lose money and lose money. It's not artificial at all, it doesn't look like letting loose at all, which makes people who win money feel very at ease.
"Brother Bai, why don't you go have some food?" I yawned, rubbed my red eyes, and asked with a smile.
"No more food, let's take a bath and play something we can't do during the day!" Brother Bai hugged one of Caesar's girls and said to me shamelessly.
"Okay, please don't harm my girl!" I rolled my eyes and said resentfully.
"I'm afraid she'll harm me! I'm playing Pai Gow, and her little hand is rubbing my crotch, which makes me rise and fall, my crotch is fluttering, and I don't know who the damn consumer is!" Bai Bai At first glance, I looked like someone who had suppressed a lot of energy before he was 20 years old. His mouth was filled with sultry anger like lavender.
"This thing is either soft when you pull it, or it's hard when you pull it. It's still a little elastic when you pull it! Brother Bai, why isn't yours soft or hard?" The girl blinked her coquettish eyes, becoming innocent in an instant. asked evilly.
"Fei, you have made a gang of ruthless thieves who take money from other people's pockets without breaking the law!!" Brother Bai patted me on the shoulder and nodded.
"Our purpose of serving God is that normal people can walk in and push out wheelchairs, and lame people can walk out in wheelchairs! Don't talk about you, my boss walked around in the lounge, and his crotch followed him. It's like pressing the motor and it can't stop at all!!!" I said with bared teeth.
"have a future!!"
"Stay with Brother Bai, you have to cure Brother Bai's neither soft nor hard disease. Later, I will ask Mu Ye to make you the honorary vice president of the association!" I said to the girl with bared teeth.
"Hi, Feisang!" The girl nodded gently, smiled sweetly, and replied elegantly.
"...Okay, you can find a place to have fun, I'm leaving!" I shook hands with Brother Bai and his friends, then watched them leave, and said to Zhouzhou and Binbin: "Silly What are you doing standing around if you don't pull a few wheels? Get the car straightened out!"
"...Brother Fei, can you be more polite when you talk to me? I also have a temper, okay?" Binbin curled his lips and said a little unhappily.
"Peng!!"
I raised my leg and kicked it, bared my teeth and asked, "Are you polite enough?"
"Hey, can you compete with Ma Fei? You can do whatever I ask you to do!" Zhou Zhou said sourly, holding the car keys in his hand, and walked towards the parking lot. I looked at his back, He shook his head, smiled, and said lightly: "Fuck, I'm still jealous!"
"Bang!"
Just as I was waiting for the car and standing in front of Caesars smoking, a rrv4 rushed up the hill without any warning and drove towards me blankly. I heard the noise and turned around suddenly. After seeing the rrv4
, then took a step back suddenly and shouted: "What are you going to do!!"
"Crack!"
Liu Di was wearing a Chanel lace white dress, high heels on one foot, and pink slippers on the other. She stepped on the accelerator, sat in the driver's seat, pushed the gear hard, pouted, and cursed through gritted teeth: "
Damn it, if I don't give you a slap on the wrist, you really don't know that Fujiwara Takumi's father was defeated by Guo Jieer...!"
"Hey...hey! We're about to hit you! What are you doing! Hit the brakes!" I thought she was driving too far, but I shouted, but she didn't mean to stop at all, and the car kept running straight ahead.
I came over!
"Silly bitches! Step on the accelerator, no, step on the brakes!!" I yelled back to Liu Di while running wildly.
"Xiao Mengmeng, didn't you say you went home to sleep last night?!" Liu Di lowered the speed of the car, and the scale was very good, neither too slow nor too fast. Anyway, I would definitely be hit by her if I wanted to stop, and I
If he wanted to run, she would rush forward and chase after him.
"Brother Bao teased two friends and asked me to entertain them, so he didn't go back. You parked the car first, if you have something to say! Why do you keep hitting my anus with your car?" I walked around the empty Caesar Square, my head covered with tears.
Khan replied.
"Then I called you at six o'clock, why did you say you were at home?" Liu Di asked while controlling the car.
"...Sister, okay, I hired them. They wanted to solicit prostitutes, so I called two girls, but I didn't do anything!"
"Then you are also a prostitute!!"
"I didn't prostitute!"
"You fart!! Do you think I'm a fool?" Liu Di frowned and cursed loudly.
"...I said you old bitch, you are a bit of a tiger! You and I don't have any fucking prostitutes, how can we sleep with others!!" I shouted with great grievance.
"...Wang Mumu said this is all you need!"
"Wang Mumu, I...fuck you...Grandma Blood!!" I jumped up and cursed heartbreakingly.
Twenty minutes later, I sat on the ground with a thud, my chest heaving violently, and I couldn't breathe. I shouted at the stopped rrv4: "Get the fuck down! Do you think I'm going to cut you?!"
"Bang!"
Liu Di pushed open the car door, took off her high heels, put on slippers, and put on sunglasses. She walked down like a breeze, and asked me with her hands on her hips: "I heard you know Wing Chun? Come and sign with me."
!”
I glanced at her sideways, gritted my teeth, and looked extremely fierce. I stood up suddenly and slapped her in the air!!
Liu Di didn't even blink, he straightened up his white and tender neck and said calmly: "Don't be so arrogant! You're so young!"
"Snapped!!"
My arm felt windy, and I slapped it lightly on Liu Di's arm. I immediately nodded and bared my teeth and asked: "Sister, after driving for such a long time, are your arms sore? Look, I really didn't do it."
, just for entertainment, if you don’t believe me, I will find two witnesses for you... You have to believe me... just like little Japan believes that the United States is his wild father, so believe it...!"
"....That's right!" Liu Di asked calmly with a pretty face.
"wrong!"
"What's wrong?"
"Everything is wrong!"
"Are you convinced?"
"Impressed!"
"Go, clean the car for me, and then take me to Lulu's hospital!"
"Hey!" I replied with a nod, turned around and went back to Caesar to pick up the water pipe, ready to rush to the car.
"Fuck your sister... do you dare to be more cowardly?!" Binbin cursed in a broken voice.
"I heard that the few people they came out with all had this personality!" Zhouzhou said calmly while sitting in my Land Rover.
"People of the same species flock together!" Binbin nodded with deep understanding.