"Shush...!" I stood outside the incubator, whistling and teasing Wang Mumu's son with a smile.
"Papa!" Wang Mumu's son blinked his small triangular eyes that clearly looked like Wang Mumu's mold, and kicked his young legs with his little feet.
"Second son, what do you want to be called?" I asked, baring my teeth.
"What's the matter with your second son? He's a very good boy. He keeps yelling like this over and over again. He's stupid now!" Dakang frowned and said unhappily.
"All living beings work hard and rarely have half a day of leisure in their lives. Mortals look up at the sky and envy the drunken gods who wield swords. I don't think so, so I'll call them Wang Xiaoxian!" I pretended to be reserved and said with a shake of my head.
"The name you gave me was just a name for beatings. Why the hell don't you call me the Great Dancer?" Dakang looked at me sideways and cursed.
"... Are you literate? Are you able to understand my Zen philosophy??"
"Get away, I'm annoying you!"
"Don't tell me, I always thought I was a totem in the naming world, but I didn't expect you to be quite talented!! I, Wang Mumu, carry a knife with me every day, chopping and cutting to figure out what??
Isn't it just that the next generation will live a easier and faster life? I like this name very much. One is Meng Fan and the other is Xiaoxian. We have them both in heaven and on earth. I have thought about it. In the future, Dakang will have a son named Zhang Dahai.
Leilei estimated that with his poor physique, he would be able to work hard to produce this child, not counting him. Now it is just Chenchen and Weiwei who will have two boys later, one named Meng Senlin and the other named Zhang Hu...
....The sea, land, air, forests and lakes were all done by him at once!!" Wang Mumu bared his teeth and said with satisfaction.
"...I don't like boys, they're too naughty, so girls are better!" Dakang curled his lips and said.
"Don't worry about it, you have one first!" Wang Mumu stimulated him with words, then put his arms around Dakang's neck, lowered his head and grinned and said to the incubator: "Son, you have to call this black-faced man uncle.
...The one next to him is called Meng Fei, you have to call him eldest brother... He also has a son, who is your eldest nephew!"
"You fucking forgot again, there is no food at school, it's time to call me daddy!!" I laughed and cursed, stretched out my leg and kicked him.
"Haha!" Dakang looked at the two of us and smiled happily.
This morning, the sun was shining brightly, the sky was clear, and we were all in a good mood. However, this mood stayed for a while and was broken by a funeral phone call.
"...Hi, hello!!" I walked out of the observation room and answered the phone.
"I, Guan Yu!!"
"Fuck, I'm sorry, Guan Er, there were too many bad things last night. Mumu's son was born again. I didn't leave the hospital all night. I will definitely make arrangements for you two friends tonight!" I was very embarrassed!
said.
"That's not what happened!"
"What's going on? Are you going to borrow money again??" I asked speechlessly.
"Excuse me, do you know about your Wei Dong ancestor?" Guan Yu asked me.
"...Why is he having sex again?" As soon as I heard this name, my head suddenly grew big...
"This guy is so awesome, so cruel to the extreme!!!"
"**, what happened? Why am I so unsure of what you said? You can't kill people and cut their corpses into pieces, can you?" I asked very scared.
"Gathering forty or fifty people, armed with two broken knives, to level the Shenyang Military Division, the only special operations battalion in the special operations brigade that is trained in actual combat!!! Is this such a crazy approach??? Drinking fake Is there anyone who grew up drinking? The Great Sage Qitian was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and he still had a damn sea-fixing needle!! He did it with two broken knives!! Brother, tell me, is he from the Middle East? The **** members who are back?!!" Guan Yu asked me almost collapsed.
"...Impossible! Last night, I asked them all to go back!" I was stunned for a long time and replied in disbelief.
"I have free time early in the morning. Are you fooling me?! Someone from the Tiexi branch called me just now. There are forty or fifty people there who are being escorted there!"
"real??"
"How the hell do you get a prize if I lie to you?"
"...!" I stood in the corridor listening to Guan Yu's words, my head suddenly felt dizzy, and a sense of powerlessness spread.
"I'm telling you, Fei, I can't coordinate this matter. The army and the local area are completely different things. To put it bluntly, it's better to give him some face and hand him over to the jurisdictional branch. If you don't give him fucking face, he'll be kicked to death. Two of us, we all have to wipe our butts for others!! They take care of things, you know?" Guan Yu said irritably.
"There is no need for JB coordination. If you should be caught or killed, I have a JB relationship!" I frowned and replied directly.
"Not only is he there, Zhouzhou and Binbin are also there!" Guan Yu reminded him.
"Who are you talking about?" I asked again.
"...Binbin and Zhouzhou!"
When I listened to Guan Yu's words, the evil fire in my heart had nowhere to go, and my chest was so congested that it ached. After being silent for a long time, I asked in a compromised manner: "Did they hit anyone in the military?"
"...Shit, what nonsense? Can I let him fight? It's not a big deal, but you must take the initiative to communicate!" Guan Yu said slowly.
"...Don't give a fuck! Just squat down!" I cursed and hung up the phone rudely.
As soon as I hung up the phone, an unfamiliar number called. I thought for a moment and slowly answered the call: "Who?"
"...Brother Fei, this is Weidong!!" Zhang Weidong said into the phone in a low voice.
"What are you doing?" I gritted my teeth and asked expressionlessly.
"Listen to me, I'm at the Tiexi branch, and it took a lot of effort to get in touch with me before I could make a phone call!!" Zhang Weidong said again, holding his voice.
"What's wrong with you?" I lit a cigarette and asked breathlessly.
"...It's not a big deal. I had a fight with the patrolling armed police!"
"Been beaten?" I asked.
"No, it's a tie!!" Zhang Weidong paused slightly and said.
"....Then what do you want me to do?"
"You can find some connections and get me out of here!!"
"Zhang Weidong, just squat in there!! I told you damn clearly that I'm looking for a relationship, which is also anti-relationship. I'd rather spend the damn money and I'll support someone and give you a chance!!" I yelled. After saying that, he hung up the phone directly, his brain was swollen with anger, and when he turned around, he bumped into the door and cut his forehead.
"What's wrong, is this?" Liu Di came over with breakfast, looked at me squatting on the ground, covering my head, and asked.
"...It's okay!" I gasped and let go of my hand very irritably. Blood dripped from my hand to the ground along my fingers.
"He's bleeding, why is he still okay? Such a big man shouldn't be careful, hurry up, go downstairs and have a look!" Liu Di put down his breakfast, helped me up, and hurried downstairs.
...
In Beijing, in a star-rated hotel, the old man was wearing a bath towel around his waist. He was looking at the contract sample on the computer and holding the phone between his legs. He said to Yuguo: "It's almost done. I'll treat you as much as you can in the next two days."