After a discussion among a group of us, we all had nothing to do. In the end, it was Sister Baobao who made the suggestion, saying that we had not started cooking yet, so we had nothing to do, so we might as well make some dumplings to eat together.
"Mumu, go down and buy some minced meat for sister, some vinegar and so on!" Sister Baobao began to instruct his cheap brother.
"Uh...sister...I'm reading a book!" How could a person who doesn't even want to wash his socks be willing to go downstairs?
"Then go ahead and get the chicken intestines!" Sister Baobao glared at Wang Mumu and said to the chicken intestines again.
"I have to read with Brother Mu. I understand the words he can't understand, and he understands the words I can't understand! We are a combination, one cannot exist without the other..." Ji Changzi had many reasons.
Even lazier than Wang Mumu.
The reason why we are able to retain so many people in this group is that the eldest brother does not have the airs of being an eldest brother, and the younger brothers do not have the awareness of the younger brother. They all mess around together when they have nothing to do. There are not so many stinky rules, even for newcomers like chicken intestines.
Yes, you dare to reject Sister Baobao...
"Husband, I can't deal with these ancestors anymore. Let whoever you love go!" Sister Baobao was speechless and began to complain.
"Sister Baobao, that's it. Let me go with my wife. Mumu would even dare to lock Brother Xu in the house in a hurry. If he doesn't want to go, you can fire a tank at him and he won't even move!" Leilei stood up.
, took Zhang Meng’s hand and said knowing Wang Mumu very well.
"I'm going too, go downstairs and buy two cigarettes!" Dakang also stood up and followed Leilei out.
"Wang Mumu, what do you think that is??" I pointed at the ceiling and said.
Wang Mumu just raised his head in confusion. I raised my feet, made a tiger leap, and kicked him directly on the head. Then I ran away without even wearing slippers!
"I'm asking you to pretend to be B. If you're pretending to be B, I'll put my feet in your mouth!" I scolded as I ran.
I followed Leilei, quickly closed the door, and leaned on the door very humbly, wanting to hear Wang Mumu's angry voice. Who knew that after listening for a long time, he actually didn't make a sound.
I opened the door in confusion and saw Wang Mumu sitting on the sofa, without even raising his head, continuing to read a book.
"Mu Mu'ang! Why don't you chase me?" I asked in confusion.
"Buddha talks about cause and effect. I recently read the Sutra. There is a golden Buddha in it. According to various signs, I am the reincarnation of this Buddha. You will be punished. You will suffer a bloody disaster today!!" Wang Mumu's whole body is shining with golden light.
, extremely holy, extremely awesome, as if he is about to ascend.
"Num..., is the Taoist scripture comparable to Buddhism? Where did you buy the Taoist scripture?"
"I went to the morning market this morning and bought a few copies of Mr. Cang's Fengshan works. The monk who was selling the items said he was having a promotion. If he bought three pornographic films, he would get a Taoist scripture as a gift...!" Wang Mumu was quite serious.
said.
"Look at my mouth shape!"
"What?"
"You... a... big... idiot..."
After I scolded Wang Mumu, I went back to the room and put on my shoes. I followed Leilei and the others downstairs, but we encountered something downstairs. After this incident, we were very convinced that Wang Mumu must be the reincarnation of Buddha!! That’s awesome!
!!Can tell fortunes!!Wang Banxian!!
After we bought the minced meat, we bought two more cigarettes and some Zhang Meng's favorite snacks, and then we walked home happily.
Just then, an Audi A6 covered in dirt, followed by a dump tractor, came roaring towards us.
At first, I just glanced at it out of curiosity, but after I saw the Audi, I was immediately stunned. For no other reason, the only Audi A6 that was so dirty in the city was the one owned by Zhao Zilong.
"Run!!" I was stunned for a moment, and then shouted to Leilei and others.
"What's wrong!!" Leilei asked, he had never seen this car before.
"Hey, stop fucking Moji, Zhao Zilong's people!!" I pulled Leilei and signaled him to leave quickly!
"Run a jb, do you want to draft it!! Fuck him!!" Leilei didn't know how long he had been thinking about fucking Zhao Zilong. He didn't want to let go of such a good opportunity, so he struggled to open my arm, and then
He took out his army spurs and ran directly towards the tractor that contained at least twenty people by himself.
"Mengmeng, hurry up and call someone!" When I saw Leilei, he rushed over. I couldn't run away even if I wanted to, so I took out my military spur and ordered to Zhang Meng.
Zhang Meng was more sensible and calm. She didn't say anything and ran upstairs like crazy.
"**Your mother!! There is that boy! Show me how to chop!" Zhao Zilong jumped out of the car with a machete, then pointed the tip of the knife at us and said.
Whoops, people started jumping off the dump tractor. The rural underworld is just fucking different. The weapons they use are more unusual, such as forks, sickles, boning knives, sticks, and everything else.
Dakang was the kind who didn't like talking nonsense. He just took the knife and rushed behind Leilei. The battle was short but extremely bloody.
After Leilei rushed over, the younger brother who was following Zhao Zilong directly slashed at Leilei with a sickle.
Leile had no intention of hiding. The sharp sickle struck directly on Leile's leg. The sickle directly penetrated Leile's calf. Look! It's penetration! The tip of the knife came out directly from the other end!!
Leile was lame and had trouble walking, but he was extremely fast! He grabbed the man's hair directly, didn't care about the sickle stuck in his leg, and stabbed him directly in the neck.
The man dodged, and the blade of the blade was straight up to the shoulder blade. Leilei exerted force and pulled out the blade. I'm not exaggerating at all. Blood spurted out at least an inch high, all over Leilei's face.
, the battle was not over yet, after Leilei pulled out the knife, he directly stabbed him for the second time. This knife was going towards his heart!! There was no other meaning!! Leilei was going towards the vital point and stabbing him!! He just wanted to kill him.
!!
To be honest, it was definitely self-defense to kill him at this time, but the man who was stabbed may have burst out his survival instinct and struggled directly. The knife was also pierced in the chest. Later I heard that the knife was far away from the heart.
It's less than 5 fucking millimeters.
The man used all his strength to struggle open Leilei's palm, then covered his chest, turned around and ran away. At this moment, Leilei stabbed the third knife, which was directly on the man's waist.
Zhao Zilong is stupid, and those who haven't come forward are stupid. If Zhao Zilong is just a popular little singer, then Leilei is the Four Heavenly Kings who have been famous for many years. They are not a collision of the same level at all.
The meat on the hob meets the desperado!! What will happen?? The desperado will completely chop up the meat on the hob!!