I have been having a lot of fun these days, and I have been driving while fatigued, so my whole body felt like falling apart. I was so tired that I came to the room and took a look around. I felt that the bedroom was well decorated, but when I saw
When I saw the big round bed, I couldn't help but be stunned.
I was supposed to be staying in a standard room. Why was there a big round bed in the room? This was supposed to be a facility for couples. I went to the bedside table and took a look. It was paralyzing, contraceptive tao, Indian sacred oil, and disposable underwear.
.....
"It's numb, it's all done...!" I put all these things in the drawer, out of sight and out of mind. When I saw this thing, my bladder hurt...
I took off my clothes, threw them on the floor, jumped into the bathroom, took a comfortable bath, and shaved my sexy mustache.
"Hmph hayi! The subtitles are due! The subtitles are due!! There is a winding river in front of my brother... The subtitles are due! My sister is rowing a broken boat to cross the river...!" I blew my hair and sang "People of the Society"
, a special track, but after my modification, I added Jie Ge’s nunchucks, and it doesn’t sound like an ordinary rhyme!
"Beep bell bell!"
Just as I was twisting my butt and having fun, the phone rang. I shortened my hair, was naked, and staggered and answered the phone.
"Hey, Wang Mumu, I'm fucking warning you, don't ask me to play mahjong anymore, don't give me money anymore!!" I cursed into the phone with all my face covered.
"Sir! Do you need a massage?" came a mean voice on the phone, which made me tremble.
"What kind of service are you doing?" I was stunned for a moment, then I had nothing to do and prepared to tease him.
"...I don't know anything!" The voice on the other side seemed a bit shy after I asked.
"Hey, I'm not in the habit of being a teacher..." I said speechlessly.
"No, brother...don't hang up...just let me go up!" The person on the other end of the phone changed his mood very quickly and started acting coquettishly again.
To be honest, after Yaoyao left, I was basically a monk. Wang Mumu and others formed a group to go to prostitutes, but I never went. This is not because I am so prudish, but because I feel that since I am still thinking about Yaoyao, then I
Don't feel sorry for her.
"Listen to what you are saying, you must be a northeastern girl! I advise you not to do this job! How strict are the anti-pornographic investigations now! And I am quite perverted! You will definitely not be able to stand the things you play with..." Although I bulged
I had already pressed down my crotch, but I still said it seriously.
"I am willing...just let me go up!"
"...Are you so unrestrained in your line of work?"
"You have to be shameless in any job you do now, wouldn't you be even more shameless in any job you do?"
"How do you know what I do?"
"...My guess!"
"You can guess all this, you should go tell fortunes!"
"How do you know about Tiny! I used to learn the Zhouyi Bagua!"
"...Take me to ask Master Taiyi how he is!"
Just like that, the two of us had a long conversation on the phone, from the post-war recovery in Iraq to whether Fan Bingbing had plastic surgery, what is the relationship between Grandma Jiang and Song Zuying, and whether Jin Sanpang is the old gold-headed man.
illegitimate child......
When my mother finally hung up the phone, I found that my mother and I had been chatting with a girl for more than an hour. It wasn’t that I was coquettish, but that I was too lonely...
"Chopin, which is so awesome, can't express the sadness in my heart..." I felt a little melancholy, then stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the bright moon, and for a while, it was like a spring...
...
"Xiao Fei is a good young man! What a young man! It's not simple! It's not simple!" I whined and made a poem...Fan Wei's poem...
"Dang Dang Dang!"
Just when I was about to continue thinking about the poem, there was a knock on the door. I cursed secretly for being unhappy, then hung up my feet, put on a bathrobe, and then opened the door. When the door opened, I was stunned.
Living.
The person outside the door is wearing a lace pink skirt, revealing her slender white legs, a pair of small shoes on her white feet, long hair shawl, and a big bow on her head. This is no one else.
It’s Hong Xin!
"Why are you here?" I asked stammering.
"It's nothing, I just wanted to come out and relax!" Hong Xin smiled, then walked into my room carelessly.
At this moment, I suddenly slapped my head, then closed the door and asked, "Did you make that phone call just now?!"
"You're not stupid! They all say you are a eunuch with kidney failure. Sister, I want to see if it's true! I just called to test it out. It's okay! You're doing well!" Hong Xin said and sat down.
He got on the bed, then without noticing anything else, he kicked off his shoes with his feet, then sat cross-legged on the bed.
"Are you missing a thread in your brain? You're a little girl. Why are you running here like crazy? How did you get here so far away?" I also sat on the bed, tapped her forehead with my finger, and then
Start teaching.
"I drove here! I wanted to come by plane, but Mumu said that you guys are slower. I have to take a plane and have to wait when I get here. I don't want to stay in a hotel, so I just traveled all the way and just arrived today!" Hong Xin!
Rubbing the little feet with blisters.
"Stop rubbing it, okay? It'll be mud after a while and I'll fix it!" I rolled my eyes and mentally calculated how to fix it. I had already deliberately avoided her, but she still chased me.
"Get out of here! My feet are cleaner than your face!" Hong Xin kicked me and said unhappily.
"You don't plan to live here!" I tried to ask.
"If you don't live here, where can you live? You live on the street!" Hong Xin glanced at me, then took out the car key unceremoniously, and then said to me: "My suitcase is in the car, you go and get it for me.
Then go to the supermarket and buy me a thermos cup and shampoo. I want Sassoon's, not the bagged ones, they are all fake, be sure to use bottled ones..."
Hong Xin kept talking, and I was dumbfounded. This guy really regarded me as a eunuch, and herself as the Holy Mother Queen Mother!
"I owe it to you!" I said forcefully.
"Is he a man? Is he a man?..."
"Okay! Okay!! I'm going, why don't I go!" I said, then went to the bathroom to put on clothes, then glanced at Hong Xin, and walked out reluctantly.