At this time, I was like the goalkeeper in Shaolin football, and Campus F4 was like the Devils, with the wind blowing at my feet and the ball hitting my crotch.
But at least they have a golden bell, an iron shirt, and so on. In addition to having three legs, I also have a bladder of sperm.
To be honest, I didn't feel too angry when Cao Deshuang and his bad friends kicked me with a ball like this. After all, my class, because of me, Mr. Cao Deshuang was deducted a lot of bonuses, but there were many opportunities for him to change classes.
He has never given up on us in front of us. He is not a handsome guy, but he is definitely a good teacher. It's just that we don't live up to expectations.
Young Master, I am young and strong, so what can I do if I get kicked? No matter what, I have to let Mr. Cao Deshuang vent his anger, otherwise he will burst his bladder, and his wife will kill my whole family if she wants to repay me!
"Meng Fei, you are just a sissy, so weak...!"
A clear and clear voice resounded throughout the stadium, and my face became dull after being scolded. After calling me a sissy for so many years in front of me, this is absolutely intolerable to me. A strong man with a dragon under his crotch was called a sissy.
Damn, what a shame! What a shame and anger!
I stood up in a hurry and looked at the voice. I saw Wang Yunyao, her face was red from the cold, and she stretched out her white middle finger with a look of contempt on me.
Seeing that the goddess in my heart showed disdain towards me, I immediately felt different. It was like a tough ant taking a powerful pill. To paraphrase a sentence from a fantasy novel, it means that the fighting spirit is surging and the power is astonishing.
Someone once said: "My girlfriend's farts smell good. No matter how much my parents say it, they are just nagging me!" This sentence is so damn insightful. Most boys are relatively cheap when they are in love.
Yes, I am the best among this kind of people, not an ordinary mean person, not an ordinary coquettish person.
"ah!"
I was wearing a coat full of blood and ran forward like a gorilla. Not to mention Doraemon, I felt like I was Beckham, Zidane, or Ronaldinho.
The complex is not ordinary and vigorous.
Cao Deshuang kicked a flying ball towards me. I didn't hesitate at all. My body was extremely strong. I jumped up and blocked the football with my body. Of course, if I didn't jump up, the ball would hit me in the face.
I am actually very talented at playing football. Not to mention how amazing I am, I am definitely better than those losers in the national team. I slid forward, with my back facing forward, and lightly tapped the football with my back heel. The football instantly changed from Cao Deshuang’s to Cao Deshuang’s
The crotch penetrated.
Then he turned around, raised his legs, and kicked the ball towards the goal. The football crossed the arc, accurately crossed the goal, and fell to the ground.
"Brother Fei! Mighty!"
"Brother Fei, one more!"
"..."
Watching the excitement, I smiled calmly, held back the severe pain in my legs, and cursed secretly, "This ball is so hard. Cao Deshuang and the others all wear military boots, and I wear ordinary sneakers. This kick
I'm just lucky that I didn't break my leg.
"That's a good kick!" Cao Deshuang came over angrily, obviously dissatisfied with my counterattack.
"Display your ugliness!..." I said in a low-key voice.
"Okay! I'm tired today, that's it for now, let's smoke a cigarette!" Cao Deshuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, took out a box of Zhonghua from his pocket, and handed one to me.
"Teacher, don't be ridiculous. Smoking is harmful to health. I don't smoke..." Although I said that, I still grabbed the cigarette with my hand.
"Don't play this with me. The toilet is on fire every day. Do you think I don't know?" Cao Deshuang said with a smile.
"Haha, it's really not me, it's all those grandsons. I tried to stop them, but I got beaten by them all the time!" I explained awkwardly, putting the cigarette to my ear.
"You little bastards, be gentle and don't cause any trouble. The school takes the fight at the sports meeting yesterday very seriously. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you cause trouble again, you will be expelled from the school. You will graduate soon.
, I want to get a diploma no matter what, you can understand what I mean!" Cao Deshuang said to me in a low voice.
"Thank you, teacher, we know it well!" I said sincerely.
Cao Deshuang and his three bad friends slowly left the stadium under the praise of countless flatterers.
"Yao Yao!" I shouted to Wang Yunyao and ran over.
"Don't call me so close, I'm not very familiar with you!" Wang Yunyao was as tough as ever.
"Then let's call you Sister Yao!" I said teasingly.
"Get out of here, uncle, if anything happens, I'll go home!" Wang Yunyao said and walked towards the school door.
I followed him and asked aloud: "Why don't you live on campus?"
Wang Yunyao lowered her head and kicked Bai Xue with her little feet, "I don't live in the dormitory. I rent a house by myself, not far from the school!"
When I heard that she was renting a house by herself, I felt excited. Damn, she is so considerate. If I hooked up with her, how much money would I have to save on renting a house?
"I'll send you back!" I said cowardly. Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said very directly: "Whether you send me away or not, you have no chance. I don't want to have sex now!"
"Don't be so absolute. I don't believe it. You don't think about men when you are fine!" After saying that, I regretted it again. I found that I have been particularly arrogant recently and I am a bit incapable of talking.
Sure enough, after hearing this, Wang Yunyao raised her leg and kicked me, and said contemptuously: "I don't even think about you! I found out how you are so vulgar!"
"Your school is very good, why do you want to transfer to a shabby school like ours?" I quickly changed the subject and said.
"You can just transfer it if you want. Then why are there so many?" Yaoyao said indifferently.
We chatted all the way and walked under the street lights. I walked very slowly just to spend more time alone with her, and she obviously had something on her mind. When chatting with me, I could see that she was quite
Absently.
I kept telling her jokes, trying to make her happy. When she smiled, I felt so happy.
Many years later, I asked her what her impression of that day was, and she said: "You were like a dog-skin plaster, very annoying, with no eyesight at all. I was in such a bad mood at the time, and you were still nagging me."
He talks endlessly, a bit like Tang Monk!"
After she said this, I shamelessly spent the whole night in bed taking revenge on her.
"Okay! I'm home, thank you." Wang Yunyao stood downstairs in a community and said to me.
"Won't you invite me to come up and sit for a while?"
"No please!"
"Aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?"
"Go away or not!"
"If you don't want to kiss on the mouth, you can kiss on the face!"