Hong Xin frowned, pointed at me and said, "Did you not take your medicine? Why are you suffering from epilepsy in the middle of the night?"
"I can't hold it in! Original chicken intestines, this joke is so funny!! Haha..." I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of that joke.
"It's so funny, tell me about it!" Hong Xin put a pillow on her head and leaned on the bed, squinting.
"A lonely man and a widowed woman, it's easy to lose control after hearing this joke...!" Ji Changzi is a modern version of Ximen Qing, and his favorite things are more heavy-handed.
"Stop the ink stain and drop it quickly!" Hong Xin urged.
I thought to myself, it turns out that the little girl *** also likes this tone and likes colors. I sat back on the bed again and organized my words.
"Say, there was a man and a woman having an affair. One day, the man's wife happened to be on a business trip. They were both upset. The man called, and the woman came quickly, entered the house and got straight to the point.
There was no ink mark on his mother. The two were inseparable and came again and again. Just when they were about to come for the fifth time, there was a sudden sound of opening the door. This frightened the couple. The woman knew that the man’s wife was a mother-in-law.
Tiger, so he jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor. Because he was walking too fast... This woman was completely naked, but she was anxious, so she had to press her teeth and reach out to stop a taxi. After the woman got in, the driver
He was stunned for a moment, and then he started to look at the woman’s lower body!”
The woman was anxious. Seeing the driver spying on her, she became furious. She spread her legs, pointed at the driver and cursed, "Look at your mother! I've never seen the place where you were born and raised!"
Upon hearing this, the driver was even more angry than the woman and said: "Stop fucking making such a fuss!! I just want to see where you got the money for the car from!!"
"..." The woman was speechless.
"Haha! It makes sense..." I laughed heartlessly after I finished speaking.
"Have you finished speaking?" Hong Xin asked expressionlessly.
"Well... are you done...?" I continued to laugh.
"Do you think this is interesting?"
"No...are you laughing?"
"Why wasn't that woman wearing any clothes at that time?"
"Didn't you say we were leaving in a hurry?"
"It only takes a second or two to get some clothes!"
"Why didn't that man throw down some clothes for her?"
"...You are sick! Why are you taking this so seriously! A joke!! Do you understand the joke? Put on your clothes! Do you still call it a fucking joke?"
"Silly b." Hong Xin scolded me and turned over to go to sleep. I was really angry. It only takes two people to laugh at this joke. I laughed stupidly for a long time by myself, which was a bit crazy.
The two of us were lying on the big round bed. After a while, Hong Xin began to twitch while covered with a quilt. I rolled my eyes, cursed secretly for being a prude, and then covered my head and fell asleep.
"............"
We are asleep here, let’s talk about Wang Mumu’s side, tonight is too weird, the following conversations are all witnessed by chicken intestines, and they are provided by friends, and they are true and reliable.
The time came back an hour ago. After I left, Wang Mumu lay on the bed for a while, while Ji Changzi continued to play poker with an excited look on his face.
After more than ten minutes, Wang Mumu's face turned red, a bit like a drunken imperial concubine. After a while, her crotch changed and began to bulge slightly.
"Chicken intestines! Why am I a little hot?" Wang Mumu asked to the chicken intestines on the other bed.
"It's okay, fly powder, it's not very strong, it'll be fine after a while!" Ji Changzi smiled evilly and comforted Wang Mumu.
Wang Mumu's eyes were blurry. He looked at the chandelier on the roof and felt his whole body getting hotter and hotter. According to his later recollection, on the rooftop of ***, there were all beautiful celebrities, all naked and swimming on the roof...
..
"My gut is still hot! I'm going to take a fucking bath!" Wang Mumu jumped up with his big bare feet and started to take off his clothes while running. When he got to the bathroom, he was still naked, turned on the nozzle, and started taking a bath.
.
But it has no effect. The more I take a bath, the hotter I get, everything looks like I have eyes, my bladder is about to burst. The more I take a bath, the more annoying I get, and it doesn't solve the problem at all.
Wang Mumu walked out of the bathroom, tightened her crotch, and wandered on the ground, taking small steps, a little bit coquettish, a little bit sexy...
"Brother Mu...are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you miss your girls?!" Jichangzi was filled with anger and deliberately teased Mumu.
Wang Mumu couldn't hold it in any longer. He glanced at Jichangzi with blurred eyes, but he still didn't have the heart to do it. However, Jichangzi's seriously illegal cheeks successfully lowered Wang Mumu's desire.
"Intestines... Are there any ladies in this hotel?"
"I don't know, isn't there a massage phone on the table?"
When Wang Mumu heard this, he immediately felt like a god was helping him. He walked over in two strides, picked up the phone and started dialing.
"Hey... do you want a massage?" Wang Mumu got straight to the point.
"Yes! We have Thai style, Hong Kong style..."
"Stop being ink-stained! Can I visit a prostitute?"
"Sorry, we are a regular massage!"
"Hey, are you short of money?! You can tell me if you are short of money!! Can 1,000 be enough?" Wang Mumu, who regards wealth as his life, spoke openly for the first time.
"It's not about money, we don't have it!"
"00"
"..."
"3000"
"Dudu...!"
The phone was hung up, and Wang Mumu was sweating anxiously. Now his eyes no longer dared to look at chicken intestines. He was really afraid that something would happen to them. If so, this explosive news would be no less than that of the Japanese Prime Minister and Bush.
In love!!
"Call the hotel again and ask them if they know?" Ji Changzi stopped fussing. He could see that Wang Mumu was really anxious.
"Oh!...Okay!" Wang Mumu dialed the front desk number again, babbled a lot, and finally cursed: "You don't have a fucking lady, you put fly powder in the guest room! Yes!"
Dead people!! Do you know??”
"Brother Mu, there is a door-to-door service, and they are said to be on call!!" Ji Changzi made another damaging move.
Then Wang Mumu and Ji Changzi encouraged each other on the computer and made countless phone calls, but in the end they sadly discovered that your mother was a liar. Ji Changzi didn't give up and went to Tieba again for help, but found that someone who cared about Wang Mumu's current suppressed state
There are many, and no one can provide any useful information at all.
Two hours later! Wang Mumu was in the center of the guest room, continuing to be independent.
"Stop fucking looking for me!! I'm...finished...!" Wang Mumu walked to the bathroom quite lonely.
"Why is it over before it even starts?" Ji Changzi couldn't understand why a man could ejaculate without doing anything.
"I fucking recalled all the AVs I watched since I was a child... In the end, I was defeated by Teacher Cang!! Jingkong!! You are my savior!" Wang Mumu said with gratitude.
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