Chapter 00041 Battle on the Top of the Forbidden City
After I made the call, I realized that my call had no effect, and I was scolded by Brother Xu. I suddenly felt the urge to beat Wang Mumu...
I put the Zigang incident behind me for the time being, because I couldn't understand it at all, so I decided to be a happy little girl like Wang Mumu for the time being...
"What did Brother Xu say?" I walked into the room, and Wang Mumut asked gossiping.
"I told you that you are going to die tonight. Let me drink some dichlorvos to save your life!" I felt really aggrieved and wanted to beat him, so I teased him.
"You fucking want to beat me up again! Don't you?" Wang Mumu is indeed my best friend. He knows my temper very well.
When he said this, I was really embarrassed to offend him, so I said perfunctorily: "Nothing to say, let's go home in the next few days!"
"So fast?? Brother Xu does things very quickly!!" Dakang was very excited. After all, no one wanted to stay here, spending money, and he was always scared every day, always afraid that the police would come to check the ward.
"It's not that Brother Xu has speed, it's that money has speed. Now everything is for nothing except money. Money is hard currency. Brother Xu must have spent a lot of money this time!" Wang Mumu is a man without money, and a man without money
He always likes to hate rich people, and Wang Mumu is the best example of this kind of person.
"Husband, should I go back to Northeast China with you?" Xue Nini asked nonsense.
"Do you still want to live in separate places with me? Isn't the cost of a night's sleep a little high? It's more expensive than prostitution! A plane ticket costs more than a thousand for a trip! A round trip costs more than two thousand! Plus the rent for a house, I
I have been able to wash and rub myself in the bath for a month!" Wang Mumu always considers practical issues, and he always likes to compare himself to the bath.
"Do you want to get me...don't you want to spend money...?" Xue Nini joked with Wang Mumu with a smile.
"I still prefer sleeping with you...without paying...!"
"You bastard! Do you want to die?"
"How many times have I told you! Don't call me a bastard in front of outsiders!!"
"I'll kill you!"
"... Look at you... you are breaking out every day... I have to force a cultured person like me... to call you a stupid bitch!" Wang Mumu has made new achievements in martial arts recently.
This breakthrough led me to give this martial arts a new name, "Egg Shaking Footwork!"
Because Wang Mumu's posture was very weird, his legs were spread very wide, and his upper body was swinging extremely violently. When he started running, I once suspected that the two balls in his crotch were shaking at a high frequency of tens of thousands of beats per second.
"When Wang Mumu's two balls are longer than the penis, that's when this set of steps will be completed!!" Chenchen looked at the background of Wang Mumu opening the door and running out, and sighed with emotion.
"Sir, is your nose okay?" I glanced at Sir Wei, who had a tissue stuck in his nose, and asked.
"Damn it, I actually made women bleed before. I didn't expect that I would be like this...!" Lord Wei said in a sultry voice.
"Haha, you are calling this retribution. Go to bed early. Let's go, Xinxin, go back to sleep!" I took Hong Xin's little hand and started to walk into the house.
"Wait a minute, Brother Fei! Can you change a room for me today!?" Sir Wei suddenly called me.
"What happened?" I asked him doubtfully.
"I really can't stand this idiot Jichangzi anymore. He said he wants me to go to the rooftop tonight and have a decisive battle with him on the top of the Forbidden City. He even advised me to bring my board with me! I don't want anything to happen to me because of this!
What kind of accident happened! The paralysis killed him! Ping An of China will not pay me compensation according to the accident insurance! He is a mentally ill person!" Sir Wei was already scared to death.
"Then I let Mumu come back and share a room with you, and let Xue Nini and Hong Xin live in the same room?" I tried to say.
"Do you want to hurt me? What kind of existence is Master Mu! That's Jichangzi's mentor!! I'll sleep with him for the night! I won't run away when I go to the mental hospital tomorrow morning!" As soon as Lord Wei heard that Wang Mumu
After three words, he immediately took a step back in fear.
"Sir, did you have oral sex with that girl?" Ji Changzi brushed his teeth and continued to ask.
"I'm going to fuck your sister!! I fucking said it! I was cheated! I didn't even wait for the blowjob, and I got fucking beaten!!"
"Is it true?" Jichangzi continued to ask.
"I swear to the lamp!" Lord Wei raised three fingers and pointed at the lamp.
"Bah!" The light went out, and I don't know who turned it off.
We held Hong Xin's hand, and then ran out of their room with Dakang and Chenchen quickly. Then we heard Ji Changzhi shouting: "You fucking swear the lights will go out!! And you said you didn't?"
"You fucking idiot! Someone obviously closed it!"
"Just tell me whether it will be destroyed or not!!"
"......Went out!"
"Then what are you talking about? Get your board, let's go to the rooftop!!"
"No! You fucking let go of me, I won't go!"
"If you don't go, I'll spit in your face!"
"...Okay, be ruthless and fuck your sister! Just go! I have to fuck you to death today!"
"Don't brag!"
"Silly b!"
"....!"
We were quite helpless at the door. Our team now has too many weirdos, including alternative desperadoes, Wang Mumu, friends of women, Lord Wei, fanatical fans, chicken intestines... each one is more perverted than the last...
We brothers, if anyone wants to bully one of the three of them, they will definitely be unanimous and extremely united. But when we want no one to pay attention to them, they will have nothing to do and start to have fun on their own, and the three of them will start to fight...
"Damn, I really don't know what Brother Xu will say if I bring these three goods back to Brother Xu!" Dakang shook his head helplessly, and then left with Chenchen.
"Brother Xu, you know how to talk... a stupid horse!" I imitated Brother Xu's tone and cursed, and then I took Hong Xin's little hand and returned to the room.
There was a big bulge on my head and I was still a little nauseous, so I took off my clothes and took a shower. Then Hong Xin put on a sexy nightgown and gave me a head massage.
I don't know when I fell asleep, because Hong Xin's pressure was so comfortable, and her little hands were so soft, and coupled with the faint scent of shower gel on her body... I enjoyed it very much.
We have been traveling for more than a month, touring the mountains and rivers for a month, and finally we are going home, back to that place full of blood and conspiracy.