"Don't be embarrassed...get up quickly...one more, didn't you practice well last night? Just do that action like licking your feet!! Give them a good one, hurry up!!"
Lord Wei thought the chicken intestines were fake, so he urged him hurriedly.
"Fuck, stop making trouble...I'm in real pain! Come here and give me a hand...!" Ji Changzi's face was already sweating, he was really in pain.
Seeing his dead appearance, Sir Wei realized that the chicken intestines seemed not to be fake, so he was stunned for a moment, blushed and walked over, trying to help the chicken intestines up.
"Slow down the fuck!! It hurts!! I can't get together all at once... What if my testicles fall off?" Ji Changzi's face turned pale with fright. He really thought that his... dick was useless.
Already...
At this time, I also walked over, slowly helped him up and walked outside. At this moment, more than thirty beauties started asking questions.
“What should we do??”
"Yes! Are you still practicing?"
"If you don't practice, I'll go numb!"
"..."
"Stop fucking arguing! You're still practicing even though you're still practicing JB! The instructor's chicken intestines and eggs are all gone! Dismissed! Disbanded!" Lord Wei waved his hand impatiently.
A group of us had just walked to the elevator when a charming young woman in her thirties came out, looked at the chicken intestines, was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "Why did you put on my clothes?"
"
"...I thought that since you haven't come yet, I asked my brother to train you in advance and warm you up!!" Lord Wei said with some embarrassment.
"...Who asked you to rummage through things? How can I wear it if he has already worn it!" the young woman said angrily.
"Who is she?" I asked with a frown, my intestines almost hurt, she is still in this ink mark.
"This is the yoga teacher invited by Brother Xu... to teach the ladies!" Sir Wei explained.
"Oh, I'll ask Xinxin to accompany you later. We have something else to do, so let's go first!" I said to the young woman, and then walked into the elevator holding the chicken intestines.
"Then what should I do if I go to class later?"
"You have a rest today and come back tomorrow!" I said, and when Hong Xin and Sir Wei entered the elevator, I slowly shouted to the young woman.
Hospital.
"What's wrong with you? Your testicles are swollen!!" Ji Changzi was lying on the bed with his legs crossed with a sad face. The middle-aged male doctor held a magnifying glass and looked at his crotch and said.
"Why are you holding on to this position?" The doctor, who has been practicing medicine for more than 20 years, is already confused.
"Can you stop asking?" Jichangzi said a little impatiently.
"I don't know how you did it! How should I see a doctor? What if the hammer hits me? Will it delay the condition?" The doctor said with a bad temper and unhappiness.
"...I jumped so much...!!" Chicken Changzhi was annoyed by the question and his voice was a bit loud.
"What's going on! Tell me clearly at once!" The doctor's tone left no room for doubt.
"First I jumped, and then I split my legs!" Jichangzi said in sequence.
"How high did it jump?" the doctor asked.
"Half a meter!!"
"You should go play basketball? Isn't this fucking Jordan?" the doctor said in admiration.
"Are you going to fucking cure me?" Ji Changzi became angry.
"Wait a minute...!" The doctor said to the chicken intestines, then went to the nearby medical drawer to take out a disposable glove and put it on his hand.
A classic scene appeared! The doctor held a magnifying glass in his left hand, stretched out his index and middle fingers on his right hand, and pulled at the chicken intestines twice.
"Does it hurt?" the doctor asked.
"pain!"
The doctor then moved to another place, stretched out his finger and pressed it, and asked: "What about this?"
"It hurts...!" The chicken's intestines were almost destroyed by the doctor.
"Does it hurt?"
"pain!"
"...!"
The doctor changed the angle at least twenty times in succession and kept pressing.
"Can you please stop fucking! I'm about to be pushed out of my a** by you!"
"Well, there's no need to press the button. Your condition is quite rare. There's nothing serious about your testicles. I'll prescribe some medicine for you! The doctor took off his gloves, then sat on the chair and spoke slowly.
"Doctor, is this injury...serious?" Sir Wei asked with concern.
"The child's injury is nothing serious. It's just a soft tissue contusion. Just put some medicine and recover for two days... But after you finish reading here, I suggest you go to the psychiatric department on the second floor. Don't worry about that.
Money, give him a call... There may be something wrong with his brain... Although it was discovered a little late, it can still be cured!!" The doctor whispered to Lord Wei.
"Well...well, I understand!" Sir Wei said awkwardly.
Then the doctor swung a big pen and prescribed some medicines on the list, some for external use and some for oral use, and he did a lot of jumping and cheating, and he directly fucked more than 1,400... This is a disaster, but it's okay.
The rescue was timely and Dandan was fine.
Since Jichangzi had to take off his clothes just now, Hong Xin had been waiting outside. After we went out, she curiously asked about Jichangzhi's condition, but I just explained it to her.
"You can take Chichangzi home! He can't stay here for being such a bear!" I looked at Jichangzi with a sad face and said slowly to Sir Wei.
"Okay, I'll give him some medicine when I get back!!" Sir Wei said seriously while holding the chicken's intestines.
"Remember...wear gloves!" I said speechlessly.
After Ji Changzi and Lord Wei left, I took a look at how early it was and pulled Hong Xin into the car.
"Don't you want me to treat you to dinner? Please tell me a place!" I said, pretending to be wealthy.
"Mrs. Petty Bourgeoisie!" Hong Xin said with a smile.
"...Why do you prodigal women always like to eat somewhere, it's expensive and tastes bad!" I was not happy to go, because I couldn't get enough of whatever I ate.
"Stop the ink...please ask me...I'll choose a place and drive quickly!" Hong Xin hit me and then urged me.
I had no choice but to take her in the direction of the petty bourgeoisie. We chatted for a while, and Hong Xin chirped me and told me that she actually asked one of her classmates to give her Satsuma to her.
I got it, I'm speechless. I used to serve this aunt, but now I have to serve her Satsuma. I can't live this life.