I took the urinal and walked to the nurse's station. I had been in the hospital for the past few days and had not had a good rest. My brain was a little short-circuited and my temper was irritable, so I pulled my neck and shouted: "Who is this?"
It’s a pee!! 2 A guest wants to pee!!”
There were nurses playing with mobile phones and doing cross-stitch all over the nurse station. When I saw me with scarlet eyes and holding a urinal, I looked a bit like a fool!
"What are you yelling at? Why do you speak so unpleasantly! What do you mean when a guest wants to pee...!" A rather chubby female nurse said rather unhappy, holding her cell phone.
"...I'm sorry...I'm on the third floor of our place. I'm used to shouting...I'm not a client...I'm a patient...Hurry up! My brother will be upset later!" I was embarrassed.
For a moment, I thought of this as... a gun... room.
"What kind of place are you doing? Why are you helping customers pick up urine... Is it a private hospital?" At this moment, a sweet-looking, youthful and beautiful female nurse interjected and asked.
"...It's...a place...that can promote economic activity...increase single men and women..." I feel that this woman is either too cute or too innocent, and she can take care of her peeing place.
It could be something, but I didn’t know how to explain it to him, so I could only imitate Wang Mumu.
"What are you doing? Let's get to the point!" The beautiful female nurse was unhappy, frowned, and asked again.
"...brothel!"
"Bah! Shameless...!"
"You asked me...!"
"Just say Ang, that black boy is also your colleague...!" The beautiful female nurse held up a disposable urinal and asked casually.
"Colleague??...that's right...!" Paralyzed, this bitch's question is too extreme. Do the underworld even call them colleagues?
I secretly took another look at the female nurse and found that she was indeed quite beautiful. Her face was very delicate and her skin was very fair. She looked a bit like a Korean. I said, "What's wrong with Bao Gongkang?" She looked at me and couldn't pee.
If I had a pretty girl like this to pee on every day, I wouldn't be able to pee even if I looked at other people.
"Bao Gongkang! Your urinary aid is here! Try again and see if you can pee!!" I walked into the ward teasingly and shouted to Dakang.
"Well, yes, that's her. When Dakang saw her, it was like seeing a urinal! When he peeed smoothly, he peeed vigorously!" Qingzhong glanced at the female nurse, nodded deeply and said.
"A bunch of hooligans! Get out. I don't know that smoking is not allowed in the ward! Get out...get out...!" The female nurse, like a little tigress, dragged Qingzhong, Chenchen, and Liu Li out of bed.
Pushed towards the door.
"Dakang, control the rhythm and keep the water flowing smoothly. It's best to be able to urinate and eat at night!!" Chenchen also said with a smile.
"Well,...I heard that the urinal is not strong, Dakang, please control it, don't fucking leak it...!" Liu Li also followed the ink mark.
"roll!!!"
The corners of Dakang's mouth were awkward, and some parts of his face were swollen. He struggled to speak, and the sound he made was a bit like...a bear...and very dull.
The three of us teased Dakang for a while, and we were all very happy. Dakang definitely liked the female nurse, and the female nurse didn't seem to be disgusted with him. Dakang, a sultry man, might break the relationship between boys in this hospital.
body.
"Damn, Bao Gongkang looks so ugly...*** Spring is here, when will I have a girl to admire this golden gun under my crotch!" Liu Li scolded with extreme jealousy.
One sentence.
"Pull it down quickly! I remember that there was only an embroidery needle under your crotch!" Chenchen said with disdain.
"Fuck you uncle, the embroidery needle is much better than you cumming in three seconds!"
"...I'll take fucking Viagra to solve this problem!"
"Stop fucking arguing... Take Viagra in the morning, Xiao Lili, if you ask the technicians from the East China Sea Dragon Palace to pull you every day, sooner or later it will turn into a telegraph pole!" I persuaded him to start a fight.
"I'm not a fucking chicken. I can't do things that encourage others. How can I fix them if I drag them down!" Liu Li said worriedly.
"Pull it down and press the electric one! It's the one with batteries!" Chenchen said in a vulgar manner.
"Ha ha!"
The three of us grabbed the calf and walked downstairs. We had been exhausted these past few days. Now that Dakang was fine, we relaxed a little and could feel hungry.
I walked downstairs, picked a restaurant at random, and ordered a few side dishes. The weather was still too hot, so I got a few bottles of cold beer and drank them comfortably.
Who the hell knew that not long after the three of us sat down, King Tuotian "Wang Mumu" came over with General Hengha, Lord Wei and Jichangzi.
"Where are you eating?" Wang Mumu asked humbly.
"Well... let's go together!" As soon as I saw his mean smile, I knew he wanted to eat meat.
"Ang! Then I'm not polite! Waiter! A big plate of soy sauce bones! Boiled fish! Fish-flavored shredded pork...and five bottles of beer!" Wang Mumu, the bastard who couldn't take advantage of enough, was ready to kill the three of us.
.
"Brother Mumu, everything you ordered is spicy, I can't eat it...!" Jichangzi, who sat down, reminded him kindly.
"Oh... I forgot about you... There is a wound on your egg! You can't eat spicy food... Waiter! Bring him three eggs... with a plate of pickles!!" Wang Mumu said in an unusually open tone.
"Well, Mumu did the right thing, eat the eggs to replenish the eggs, come! Chicken intestines, a whole cup, I wish you a speedy recovery...!" Sir Wei sincerely disgusted with the chicken intestines.
"Your uncle...!" He was peeling eggs from chicken intestines, eating pickles, and looked at us with resentment.
We ate a lot. Since Chenchen, Liu Li, and I ate earlier, we were almost full when they came, so the three of us finished eating first, looked at each other, and then put the stools aside.
Pull back.
"Run!!" Chenchen shouted and ran away first, and then Liu Li and I also ran out after him.
"**Your uncle... you are not going to die well!!" Wang Mumu looked at our figures and cursed loudly.
"Ha ha!"
We ran out of the hotel gasping for breath, smiled at each other, and both felt that it was quite refreshing. It was so damn hard to be able to eat Wang Mumu's meal...
At this moment, I saw a car appear at the entrance of the hospital, and then Li Meng walked down with a bag. Just when the three of us were about to go up to say hello, two Honda Accords suddenly stopped at the entrance of the hospital, and then
Seven or eight big men opened the car door and ran out. The three of us were stunned and ran over like crazy.