We arrived at a beauty salon in the development zone. After parking the car, Hong Xin glanced at me, then pouted and said, "Wait for me in two hours... There is a shopping mall... and a park next to it. You guys go for a walk."
Let's go for a walk, remember to buy me a glass of papaya milk when you pick me up, do you hear me... bitch fly...!"
I know why Hong Xin is angry. I have been busy for a long time. As soon as I have some free time these days, Hong Xin wants to have a romantic candlelight dinner with me. Unexpectedly, these three ladies, Wang Mumu, have to follow me.
"Your breasts are almost as big as those of cows...Don't drink...Xiaofei likes airports...!" Wang Mumu said very irritatedly.
"Is it true?" Hong Xin blinked her big eyes and asked seriously. When Wang Mumu made a joke, Hong Xin took it seriously. She was very concerned about whether I like the big wave type.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's nothing... But don't be too big... I look confused...!" I scolded Wang Mumu and tried to persuade Hong Xin.
"Then... okay, you can bring me a cup of milk tea later. I'm so thirsty after the massage... I'm going up!"
"Well, yes, the Holy Mother Queen Mother!"
"Okay, please kneel down!"
"sugarcane...!"
"Well, don't speak so meanly in the future...I'm getting goosebumps...!" Hong Xin's delicate body trembled for a moment, then she twisted her butt and trotted all the way into the beauty salon.
"Hey... tell me, who has bigger breasts, Hong Xin, Sister Baobao, or Xue Nini...!" Wang Mumu looked at Hong Xin's back and asked a sharp question.
"...Nini's breasts, if she was punched hard twice and swollen, they should be half as big as Hong Xin!!" Sir Wei said very professionally.
"I touched Nini's at night, and why did it feel so big?" Wang Mumu asked doubtfully.
"...You may have touched your butt...!" Lord Wei continued to say calmly.
"That's not right! I even touched my nipples!!?" Wang Mumu continued to ask.
"That means the butt is bitten by mosquitoes!!!!" Sir Wei's theory is very strong.
"The bite can't be that big!" Wang Mumu was a little convinced.
"Did you scratch her butt?"
Wang Mumu was a little embarrassed by the question, scratched his watermelon head and said: "...When I was young, I liked to scratch people...!"
"Well, that's right... you are infected by Bao Nao... the Bao Nao is inflamed and swollen!" Sir Wei solved Wang Mumu's doubts.
As I listened to their conversation, I felt like I was not on the same level as them at all. The level was so different that I couldn't even get involved in what they were chatting about.
"...This fucking mosquito must be so big!!! It can bite a bag as big as this! This mosquito must have drained at least half a catty of Sister-in-law Xue's blood!!" Ji Changzi said in shock.
"Go, adults, talk, children, don't interrupt...!" Wang Mumu hugged Dudu, not willing to discuss with others how the bag on Xue Nini's butt was caused.
"Go back tonight and ask Xue Nini to take off her pants and take a look. If the bag is infected, put a bandage on it. If it doesn't work, let me take a look... I will see a doctor...!" Sir Wei is like a miracle doctor.
Said the same thing.
"Why did my wife let you see...!"
"I am a doctor. Doctors will not have sexual desire for patients. This is a moral issue!" Sir Wei said seriously.
"Brother Mu, let me take a look too!!" I was really curious and wanted to take a look too.
"Everyone has gone, don't leave me alone, let's go to Wang Mumu's room in the evening to see his wife's butt!!" Ji Changzi said in cooperation.
"Snapped!!"
Wang Mumu slapped Ji Changzi's head, and then said viciously: "Fuck you, are you interested in your sister-in-law?"
"...I'm only interested in you!" Ji Changzi said aggrievedly.
Wang Mumu was already used to being harassed by chicken intestines, and even Xue Nini had ignored this third party. If the chicken intestines were a little prettier, Wang Mumu might actually be able to have something happen with him.
We chatted for a while and got out of the car happily. Then Wang Mumu led the dog and walked in the front. The three of us, Sir Wei and Jichangzi, chatted and walked around the street.
The weather is nice today, the wind is sunny, and there are many people walking on the street. We bought a few ice cream cones and enjoyed the scenery while walking.
In fact, we are quite eye-catching, no!! Mainly Wang Mumu is eye-catching, because his outfit is so avant-garde, and he also has an extremely beautiful Satsuma. People who don’t understand think he is doing it.
What kind of performance art?
When Wang Mumu was enjoying the attention of others, something happened, because there were many people gathered around a park, and many people came to watch the fun. Wang Mumu was ignored for a while, which he definitely couldn't bear.
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So he reluctantly pushed away the crowd and led Dudu in. Sir Wei, myself, and the chicken intestines were fine, so we followed him in to take a look.
After we entered, we discovered why there were so many people here. We saw an old man with unkempt hair and a dirty face wearing a torn cotton-padded jacket in the summer, with his eyes closed, smoking a pipe and a pot.
There was an iron chain tied to the old man's waist, and a dog was tied to the other end of the iron chain. The dog looked extremely slovenly, and its hair had not been washed for at least a year. It was covered with mud and dog feces... and it was thin.
, is obviously malnourished, and is incomparable to Wang Mumu’s Dudu.
And the strange thing is here. When I look at this dog, I think it is just a local dog, a hybrid dog at best. I don’t know what it is made of, because this dog is so dirty that I can’t tell the breed at all.
But for a dog like this, the asking price was 150,000 yuan. The old man didn't say much. He just put a piece of paper on the ground with a price written crookedly on it. If someone asked, he would just say something indifferently.
"What, this dog is the grandson of Roaring Sky Dog? Why is it so valuable??" Wang Mumu could choke to death without speaking, and his speech basically had no logic, so he just opened his mouth.
"You can't afford it!" the old man said with his eyes closed without even raising his head.
"Fuck! I can buy it for the White House in a hurry!! The problem is that you are not worth the price!!" Wang Mumu shook his watermelon head and said in a very awesome way.
"It's worth it!" the old man answered Wang Mumu succinctly.