"Haha!! Wang Mumu... chicken intestines... a perfect match... you guys made me laugh so hard... Oops... why are you so blind to meet you!!" Hong Xin listened to me.
, Wang Mumu, the battle between chicken intestines and hungry wolves made me laugh so hard that I burst into tears.
"I don't care if it's a wolf or a dog. If you mess with me, I'll do it! In fact, you don't know, the wolf doesn't feel well either. When I was lying on the ground, I punched the wolf's testicles twice. It must have already happened.
...!" Wang Mumu wanted to regain some face, so he made up a story that no one believed.
"If you don't brag, you will die! Don't fucking tell me that you know the Kongtong Sect's Seven Injury Boxing!! You're going to have a fucking attack right now! Your testicles won't explode!" Lord Wei really couldn't bear it.
"Yes," he asked, cursing.
"...Believe it or not! Anyway, the wolf's testicles must be hurting now!" Wang Mumu kept insisting, and he did hit the wolf's testicles.
"...That's wrong!! Brother Mu! Why do I seem to remember that the wolf is a female...!" Ji Changzi asked innocently, he always tells the truth inadvertently...
"...That's because the breasts were spanked...it was too chaotic at the time and I didn't see clearly!" Wang Mumu's face turned slightly red and he explained seriously.
"Well, you are so fucking awesome! That wolf made you beat up...!" I was speechless.
"Haha...!! Wang Mumu, do you dare to be a little bit meaner...!" Hong Xin was already distracted with happiness.
We teased Wang Mumu all the way, and we were in a good mood. When we were about to reach the parking lot, Hong Xin and I winked, and then took Dudu from Wang Mumu's hand.
I opened the car door and put the car on the back seat. Then Hong Xin very smartly sat on the passenger seat. When Wang Mumu and others were about to get in the car one after another, I smiled and said: "I'll reverse the car, you guys help me."
Watch it!"
"...How can you be a driver? You don't need others to watch when you reverse the car!" Lord Wei stepped back unwillingly, and then he gave instructions very professionally, gesticulating like a security guard at the entrance of his mother's hotel.
, while saying: "Come on, go back... back a little... Hey, okay... turn the wheel left... two turns...!"
I smiled and glanced at Hong Xin, then stuck my head out of the car window and cursed: "Take a jb wheel!! You seem stupid, you didn't fucking see, there is an exit in front!! Silly!"
After I finished cursing, I quickly stepped on the accelerator, and then the rrv4 suddenly sped out. Only after I had driven four to five hundred meters away did the three *** react.
"Meng Fei!! You don't deserve a damn good death...!" This was what Lord Wei shouted.
"Sir Sir Wei, why do you act so inconsiderate!! You're giving the command so damn happily! That's so impressive! You're so damn professional with both hands! Just let the fucking bitch get fucked! I've been waiting for you for a long time!
It can be seen that he wants to dump us!!" This sentence was said by Wang Mumu, who had suffered a day of losses.
"Brother Mu, why didn't you tell me just now when you saw it??" Ji Changzi continued to ask innocently.
"Peng!"
"Get the hell out of here! You're even missing a thread in your fucking head! You're tearing me down every day!! When I talk, you're guaranteed to be able to pick it up!! You're the only one with a big mouth, aren't you?" Wang Mumu held it in for a whole day.
, kicked the chicken in the waist.
"Wang Mumu, I've been putting up with you for a damn long time! I'll kill you with a sledgehammer!"
"If you don't fucking sleep with me and you beat me up every day, I'll fight you!"
Then Ji Changzi and Wei Jueye started fighting with Wang Mumu. I don’t know the details of the fight because I had already driven away. Later, according to Ji Changzi, the three of them walked 6 kilometers and it was already hot when they walked back to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
They suffered from heat stroke, because no one they called would give them money, so they couldn't be popular.
I drove the car and enjoyed a rare moment of peace with Hong Xin. When a man leaves a woman, he really wants to have something less. The feeling of getting along with the same sex is definitely different from getting along with the opposite sex.
Just like when I saw Hong Xin, I felt warm and warm. To be honest, when I was in Bruce or Donghai Dragon Palace, I came into contact with a lot of women, and even more of them threw themselves into their arms.
It's commonplace. This is not to say how handsome I am. The main reason is that the women I come into contact with in my environment are all more unrestrained... They regard sex... as if they are drinking water...
But I have only had this kind of warm feeling with Yaoyao. As for those *** Feifei and others, let her go to shit. I feel sick to my stomach when I think about her now...
I am just like a soldier fighting on the battlefield. Blood may be spilled on the battlefield at any time, and my soul may return home at any time... My life is full of too many uncertainties.
And Hong Xin is like a lady standing on the mottled city wall, waiting for my return... No matter how tired I am, no matter how frightened I am, she can always bring me a moment when I am with her.
Peace, which is why I can slowly adapt to being with her.
"What do you want to eat? Bedmate... I'm treating you today!" I asked with a smile as I drove the car, feeling very happy.
"Bah, who is your bedmate? Can you show some respect?" Hong Xin was often harassed by me. Now that she heard such outrageous words, her face turned red and her heart skipped a beat, because she knew I was just a coquettish talker and she really wanted me to do something.
What, I must be very wimpy.
"...Can you react more shyly? You look a bit like a**...!" I continued to tease her.
"Go away! If you piss me off, I'll shave my head like Wang Mumu's!" Hong Xin hit me and said angrily.
"Haha, okay, let's stop making trouble. What do you want to eat?" I don't dare to offend her anymore. People have to do things in a measured way. You can't be like Wang Mumu, otherwise you will be injured inexplicably...
"Go to the riverside! Eat some barbecue, drink some beer, and enjoy the wind!" Hong Xin made a very good suggestion.
"You are quite sentimental!"
"That's right! I am a well-educated teacher with high requirements for the quality of life!!" Hong Xin wrinkled her little nose and said proudly.
"...can I ask you a question?"
"Well, you asked!"
"I heard that your teacher requires more affection in bed... He likes to use a small whip, right?"
"Come! Sister, let me tell you!" Hong Xin licked her red lips seductively, stretched out her white and tender palms, and hooked her fingers at me.
I stretched my neck out of curiosity.
"Snapped!!"
Hong Xin slapped me on the neck, and then said calmly: "Is this the right sound??"
"...It's a bit loud!!" My neck turned red and I said aggrievedly.