A group of us drove two cars and left Jianguo Road. Not long after, we heard the sound of police cars. I thought it might have been the surrounding residents who were awakened by the yelling and cursing and reported the crime.
I don’t know how many people were seriously injured this time, but the other gang definitely didn’t dare to report the crime because they started the fight with knives. Both of us were at fault. To put it bluntly, we all committed crimes. They wanted to report the crime and were taken into custody.
There must be more people than us. Of course, if that idiot is unlucky and gets caught by the police, he will definitely bite us. So now I just ask those gangsters to be more professional and not to be held down by the police.
We went to the hospital and used disinfectant to clean the wounds that were not deep. We didn't even need stitches. Of course, except for Qingzhong, the wound on his back was still quite deep and needed stitches.
After Dakang paid the medical bills, a large group of us surrounded Tang Biao and Na Yu and asked them the whole story. Because we were in the car just now, I didn't ask too clearly.
This legendary and miraculous case has been widely circulated in our gang and has been successfully listed at the top of the list of strange cases in Hh City. What happened below was all described by the people at the time, Tang Biao and Na Yu, and it is true and reliable.
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After Tang Biao separated from us, he originally wanted to take a taxi, but since it was already past three in the morning, most taxis had gone off work, and some were just black cars parked in front of restaurants and slow bars.
"Master, are you leaving?" Tang Biao asked in a daze after drinking.
"Let's go! Come on up!" A young man with a wretched appearance called Tang Biao to get in the car.
Just as Tang Biao got into the car in one step or another, Na Yu ran over, knocked on the car window, and said to Tang Biao: "Biaozi, take me with you. There is no car at the door!"
"Come on! Don't go home, come and live at my house!" Tang Biao said boldly.
"Okay, I'll go home with you tomorrow to pick up your things!" Na Yu thought for a moment and then got in the car.
In this way, two drunkards and a black driver hit the road. Nothing happened at first, but when Tang Biao was eating, he had a long conversation with Wang Mumu all night long. Wang Mumu was a melancholy and calm nobleman.
His temperament deeply affected Tang Biao, who was uneducated, rough and poor.
So from that day on, Tang Biao started imitating every move he made, Mr. Wang Mumu, the most awesome pretender in human history.
"Brother, where are you going to JB?" This black truck driver looked like he was not a good guy at first glance. He was full of dirty words. He definitely didn't mean to scold Tang Biao, it was just a catch-phrase.
Na Yu frowned and glanced at the driver of Hei Che, but said nothing. Although Na Yu didn't like to talk, he had a bad temper, so Hei Che himself spoke with dirty words, which was a bit disgusting to him.
"Go to the end of life...next to it!" Tang Biao deeply remembered the terms Wang Mumu gave him, and said reservedly with a slightly hoarse voice.
After listening to Tang Biao's words, Na Yu was a little confused, stunned for a moment, and looked out the window helplessly.
"...Where is the end of life?" Tang Biao's words were obviously a bit difficult for the uncultured black car driver to understand.
"Sigh... Is the culture of drivers nowadays generally so low..." Tang Biao sighed. He had not graduated from the fifth grade of elementary school. While he looked down on black car drivers, he was also deeply worried about my country's service industry.
"Brother, can you please stop talking nonsense?? I drive a fucking black car, and I have to get into Tsinghua University and Peking University... Tell me quickly, where can I go? I've only driven a fucking kilometer!!" The driver of the black car was very angry.
Said angrily.
"My family lives in the alley next to the crematorium. I understand...!" Tang Biao explained with a frown.
"...Fuck, just say the crematorium! It's the end of your life!"
"You don't understand even after I tell you, it's vulgar...!" Tang Biao calmly continued to look down on the driver of the illegal car.
This *** driver of the illegal car was also a weirdo. If it had been someone else, he probably wouldn't have spoken. After all, Tang Biao was a little drunk, but he just managed to say something.
"Thankfully you told me to drive to the end of my fucking life. If you want me to drive to the fucking origin of life, I still have to drive in your mother's car!!!"
If the conversation at the beginning was a joke, this sentence was a naked curse. Nayu, who had just joined the underworld and was about to show off his ambitions, could not stand being scolded as a friend.
"Snapped!!"
Na Yu was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly raised his right hand, slapped the driver of the black car on the neck with a big mouth, and then asked with sideways eyes: "Draft! Can you speak? Who are you scolding??"
The driver of the black car was stunned by the sudden big mouth. Then he was stunned for a moment. After he realized what he was doing, he immediately took out the screwdriver under the car seat, stared at his wretched little eyes and cursed: "You are paralyzed! Little one."
Bastard, you dare to hit me!!"
"Na Yu, don't be like him, he is uneducated!" Tang Biao didn't want to take action. He learned from Wang Mumu's true saying that educated people always use negotiation to solve problems.
"He scolded you!!" Na Yu looked at Tang Biao speechlessly.
"What did he scold me for??" Tang Biao was obviously confused from drinking, and he might not have heard clearly what the driver of the black car just said.
"He said he wanted to drive the car into your mother's car!"
"Should I draft it!!"
After hearing this, Tang Biao stopped pretending and stood up from the seat at the back. Then he directly strangled the black car driver's neck with his thick and powerful arms.
"Look at JB, cut him!!" Tang Biao shouted at Na Yu.
Then Na Yu turned around and punched the driver of the black car twice in a row. The driver of the black car slammed on the brakes and stopped directly on Jianguo Road.
Okay!! The classic scene started. These three people started to fuck in the car. Due to the small space in the car, these three people couldn't move, so they basically fought naked. Tang Biao took the seat from behind.
He got up, rushed to the front of the cab, held down the black car driver's hands, and Na Yu viciously punched the black car driver's dick.
After fighting for a while, the driver of the black car realized that if he continued to do this in JB, he would definitely be beaten to death by these two tigers, so he stretched out his hand with great effort, suddenly opened the car door and picked it out, and before leaving, he fucking
The intercom was taken away from the car.
The rest was easy. After the driver of the black car got out of the car, he started to blow the trumpet. Tang Biao and Na Yu were in the middle of the fight. They didn't even see the driver of the black car. He spoke into the walkie-talkie and thought he was going to hit them with the walkie-talkie.
Well, so they chased her out of the car and started fucking with the black driver.
After just a few kicks, the black truck driver's colleagues came over. They came so quickly because the black truck driver had just driven out not far away, and they were all squatting in the same place, so people came
Very fast.
When Tang Biao and Na Yu saw such a car coming, it was too late to run away, so they got into the Jetta, locked the door, and then called me to inform me.