The few of us stumbled around, supporting each other, like five pickers. We were covered in blood and mud. Because we were around the school, we attracted many people to look at us.
"Mumu, are you okay?" I asked anxiously, carrying him on my back.
"It's okay, I won't die. I moved a little bit just now. I can move my whole body. There should be no fractures. It's just a soft tissue contusion at most!!" Wang Mumu said with some discomfort as he lay on my shoulder.
"Stop fucking, go to the hospital!" Leilei held Wang Mumu's big butt and said anxiously. Since I was also a little weak, I couldn't resist him, so I could only let Leile hold it from behind.
"Stop spending money blindly. I know my own injury. It's fine. I just want to lie down for a while!!" Wang Mumu has always been stingy. He belongs to a person who would rather give up his life than his wealth. My money is his money.
, so he is not willing to spend even one more cent.
"It's okay. If the money is not enough, I will be scolded at worst. No matter what my dad wants!" Chenchen showed a desperate expression. Although his family was rich, Chenchen and his dad never got along, so it was no problem to ask for money.
But if you want me to scold him, this is his father's style. His father said that he is quite rebellious and is still in adolescence. If anything happens, he must be beaten. I have never seen him, and he is still rebellious after he is fucked.
Yes, I am speechless about this.
"Every one of you has ink marks. I told you no, just buy some disinfectant and gauze. Don't make me say it a third time, okay?" Wang Mumu got a little angry and wanted to risk his life again.
"I've concluded, you are just a bitch. Aren't we afraid of your death? You can't hear what you are saying, you are so damn stupid!" Zhang Wei covered his chin and cursed at Wang Mumu.
"Stop talking nonsense, go to the drugstore quickly. We will meet Cao Deshuang later. It's time to play football again. Hurry up!" I was really scared. We looked so attractive, just like five African refugees.
It's not even possible to avoid being noticed. This requires meeting the school teacher, which is a big deal.
We trotted all the way to a pharmacy and hurried in. I put Wang Mumu on the stool at the door, took out the money and gave it to Leilei, asking him to buy disinfectants. After all, he is more professional, because his personality is a bit crazy.
, is often injured, so he is better at buying things.
Wang Mumu is a restless person. No matter how injured he is, he can't change his bitchy mouth and his deep-seated pretentious temperament. So when he saw the beauty in a nurse's uniform at the health care products counter,
He immediately shook his muddy hair.
"Help me up!" Wang Mumu said to me politely.
I don’t know what he is going to do, because I have been with her for so many years, and I have never understood his character. You never know what outrageous things he will do in the next second. After all, he is responsible for me.
He was seriously injured, so I could only fulfill his wish and help him up again.
"Go to the health products counter!" Wang Mumu's voice was still calm, so I followed his instructions and gently supported him and slowly walked to the health products counter.
"Hello, sir, how can I help you?" The nurse sister is sweet and good-looking, but she was a little frightened by the appearance of Wang Mumu and me, and she stuttered a bit.
"Hello, is there Durex?" Wang Mumu said in a hoarse voice with a noble aura flowing through his every move.
"Uh...yes!" A young nurse who was about the same age as us blushed when asked and replied shyly.
"Bring me a box of apple-flavored ones!" Wang Mumu looked upright and his voice was extremely calm. I had black lines on my head and a burning face.
"Okay..." The little nurse's face was so red that it seemed like she could bleed. When people buy this thing, they just touch the box on the counter with their fingers. It's so straightforward.
Wang Mumu took the condom, opened the box gracefully, wiped away the mud and blood on his hands calmly, gently tore open a packaging bag, and took out the condom directly.
I want to die. This idiot is so embarrassing. The nurse's face is no longer red, because she looks at us like a mental patient, full of sympathy and love. As an angel in white, how could she be with two people?
A mental patient cares about her. The way I looked at her eyes made her old heart break again and again.
"**, can you be normal?" I whispered in Wang Mumu's ear and pulled his arm.
"Let me check the quality!" Wang Mumu replied, still going his own way. The most shocking scene in this century appeared. Wang Mumu spat shamelessly, opened the condom, and started blowing it, looking very serious.
"Hoo ho!"
The condom blew bigger and bigger, directly covering Wang Mumu's old face. When I looked at it from behind, my jaw almost dropped. This idiot's lung capacity was too strong. He blew the condom as big as a human head in one breath.
I secretly glanced at the nurse. She was already in a mess, and her big, watery eyes were full of confusion.
"Oh, let me rub it, but I still can't blow you to pieces!" Wang Mumu pinched the entrance of the condom, took a breath, finished speaking viciously, and continued to blow.
Peng!......
The condom was broken. This may be the first condom to be broken in this century. Wang Mumu clapped his mouth, glanced at the nurse with melancholy eyes, and said calmly: "This is not suitable for me, it is not very strong!"
The nurse was speechless and didn't speak. She just looked at him sympathetically. I didn't care about him anymore and sat on the stool pretending not to recognize him.
This incident was widely circulated in our city, and for a time Wang Mumu was almost carved into a god-like figure, almost totem-like worship.
After leaving the pharmacy, we were speechless for a long time. After holding it in for a long time, we laughed loudly. Leile was even more exaggerated. He covered his stomach and lay on Chenchen's back, twitching, and tears of laughter came out.
"Haha...Wang Mumu...My son is lying. There was definitely a vision of heaven and earth when you were born. You are just a fool who has never been born in five hundred years. I used to think that Xiao Fei's face was already very awesome. You are so stupid."
Your face is like the steel plate of an aircraft carrier!" Leilei said intermittently.
"Wang Mumu, let me ask you a question, was your mother pregnant with you for three years before giving birth to you? You are the modern version of Little Nezha, you are so cool!!" Zhang Wei hurt Wang Mumu.
"You know what, JB, I'm just bored. If I tease the little nurse, I might never see her again in this life. What's the point of being embarrassed!!" Wang Mumu looked indifferent.
A few of us laughed and cursed at Wang Mumu, chatting and laughing as we walked to the dormitory. When passing by the supermarket, we bought a lot of beer and drinks, ready to drink a lot.