Chapter 0029 pretending to be a B dealer vs a natural fool
"Hello, Miss, this is the coffee you ordered, please take it slowly!" Not long after we sat down, a beautiful waiter politely placed six cups of coffee on the table.
"What have you ordered? Why is this coffee cup so small?" Wang Mumu would definitely be suffocated if he didn't speak for five minutes, so he started looking for trouble when he had nothing to do.
"Sir, we only have hot coffee and cold coffee here, and the cups are all this big!" The waiter was very good, without any panic, and continued with a smile.
"Mu Mu'ang, can you please stop talking?" I kicked him under the stool and whispered with a red face. Who knew Wang Mu Mu looked at me and said in a loud voice: "I'm in a hurry to drink water.
I drank such a small cup in one gulp, is there a bowl??”
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Everyone's eyes began to focus on our table. I was speechless and didn't react much. After all, I was somewhat used to it. Leile's eyes turned red again. The three beauties stared wide open. Apparently they had never seen anyone using a bowl before.
Coffee drinker.
"Sir...no...yes" the beautiful waitress was a little confused and her smile was a little stiff.
"Is there a small basin? If it doesn't work, you can use a plate. Anyway, I can decorate more. I'm thirsty!!" Wang Mumu looked calm and spoke slowly and unhurriedly.
"We...have never sold it like this!"
"You can sell it like this from now on. Bring me three cups of coffee and pour it on the plate. Hurry up, my throat is about to smoke. You can set the price as you like!!" Wang Mumu looked very classy and rich. He was ready to use it.
Plate to drink.
"Is this a new way to drink?" Qiao Mimi asked simply, confused.
"Ahem...their descendants of the royal family have some special habits, just get used to them slowly!" I interrupted awkwardly.
"Okay..." I have to say that the quality of this waiter is absolutely outstanding and he is very dedicated. After saying this, he left with a smile.
Wang Mumu smiled proudly and coquettishly. Leilei's face turned red and he looked at Wang Mumu sideways. He was already on the verge of rage. Wang Yunyao had pinched me countless times. Anyway, my waist must have turned green.
About five minutes later, the waiter carried a plate with pork chop rice. He moved very slowly because he could easily spill the coffee if he wasn't careful. When he put the coffee on the table, there were fine beads of sweat on his white forehead.
"Sir...this plate can only hold two and a half cups of coffee, sorry!!" the waiter explained with a forced smile.
"It's okay. I'll give you the price of three cups. I'm sorry to trouble you. Thank you Ang!" Wang Mumu was not generally graceful.
"It's okay, please use our work." The waiter walked quickly to the bar with small steps, chattering with a group of waiters, pointing at us, I don't know what he said, but it was definitely not a good thing.
Wang Mumu picked up the plate, fearing that the coffee would be spilled, so he leaned on the table and took a big sip. Then his expression on his face changed unpredictably, like a wonderful silent movie, and he swallowed the coffee with difficulty.
"What the hell does this taste like? It tastes really bad. I need to add some ingredients!" Wang Mumu took out the most unforgettable item from his suit pocket, which turned out to be two pieces of White Rabbit toffee! Yes!
do not have??
"Mengmeng, let's go to that table, I want to have a private conversation with you!" Leilei couldn't bear it anymore and prayed to Zhang Meng.
"Okay!!" Zhang Meng's eyes suddenly brightened up, and she nodded like a machine, at least ten times, and then she pulled Leilei and ran to a table next to us.
Wang Mumu took out two White Rabbit toffees, threw them on the plate, and started to mix them with a spoon. I felt sick to my stomach just looking at them. The whole cafe was silent. The white-collar workers stopped tinkering with their computers and the waiters stopped serving. They all stared.
He looked at Wang Mumu with his eyes closed.
Seeing that the mixture was almost done, Wang Mumu picked up the plate and began to drink. Within three seconds, the plate of coffee was gone. Wang Mumu wiped his mouth gracefully and said lightly: "It's so sweet!
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"Uh... Mumu, since your Qing dynasty no longer exists, you still have to adapt to the life of the Han people. Coffee is not so good!" I continued to mediate the awkward atmosphere and struggled to explain Wang Mumu's situation.
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"Does it taste good?" Qiao Mimi was obviously a bit naive, as pure as a piece of white paper, and full of concern for curious things, especially the more peculiar Wang Mumu, who particularly attracted her attention.
"It tastes delicious, do you want it?"
"Okay, I want it too!"
As if he was performing a magic trick, Wang Mumu took out two more toffees from his pocket and threw them into Qiao Mimi's coffee cup. Qiao Mimi picked up the coffee cup and took a shy sip, with a sudden look on her pretty face.
With a small dimple, he said happily: "It's really sweet!"
"Of course, it's so bitter, it tastes so bad!"
"Are you a descendant of the royal family?" Qiao Mimi asked curiously.
"Well, in terms of seniority, Puyi is my eldest brother..." Wang Mumu didn't have a hint of arrogance, and his voice was full of reserve.
"How senior are you?" Qiao Mimi asked with wide eyes.
"Well, that's what it says in the genealogy. It's all in the past, so don't mention it!" Wang Mumu continued to talk nonsense.
"Then why do you have to be a prince?" Qiao Mimi asked shamelessly.
"Well, I can be a prince when I return to the Qing Dynasty, but I am a bohemian by nature, and the life in the palace is not suitable for me!!" Wang Mumu shook his hair and said coolly.
Qiao Mimi looked at Wang Mumu with somewhat confused eyes. The man in front of her looked a bit like Xu Zhian. His temperament was so melancholy and charming.
Wang Yunyao and I couldn't get a word in. We were completely speechless. It was like a fish looking for a fish, and a shrimp looking for a shrimp. These two people are a perfect match. I am the first person I have seen who can tell Wang Mumu's family history.
, listened to it completely.
We drank coffee until the afternoon, and the two blind date couples were chatting very enthusiastically. Wang Yunyao was playing with her mobile phone and didn’t say a word to me. I also had my own plans and didn’t want to show too much enthusiasm for the time being, so we both kept talking.
Cold war.
"Xiao Fei, where are you going soon?" Leile turned around and asked me.
"I don't know, let me ask all the beauties?" I respect women's opinions more.
“Watching movies and shopping”
"Play video games or go skating?"
"I won't go shopping!" the three of us men said in unison.
"Then let's go watch a movie. It's too cold for skating!" Wang Yunyao decided.
"Okay, let's go!" Qiao Mimi raised her butt and raised her hands in approval.
"Before I leave, I have to do one more thing. Muang, go to the toilet and let me tell you something!" Leilei said, dragging Wang Mumu.
"No, I haven't peed!" Wang Mumu said calmly.
"Let's go! It'll be fine in a minute!" Leilei and I forcibly held Wang Mumu up and ran towards the men's room and walked in.