Passing through the door of Goudongzi, I saw that the chicken intestines had been pushed out. The slim and slim legs that were once the envy of countless girls had grown up a lot and had grown into elephant bow-legs. The whole person,
It was like being beaten and swollen, and I had gained at least 10 pounds.
"What's the matter? Intestines, drink Sanlu La... What's your body shape?? Why does Changdi look like Jin Sanchuang!!" I walked over with a smile and punched him on the shoulder. In two years,
Except for one meeting during the court session, we have rarely seen each other. I really miss him.
I punched the chicken in the gut, but the guy didn't fight back. Instead, he stared with ignorant triangular eyes, opened his arms, and hugged me hard...
"Brother Fei... Wuwu... You said I'm fat... Mu Ye, you can't sleep with me... Damn, you really can't blame me, I really have nothing to do.
I can only eat sausage and milk every day, but although my legs have gained weight... you didn't notice it!! My butt is more upturned... It's exactly like Britney's, that kind of butt is long... look at it
!" The chicken intestines are like a woman who hasn't seen her husband for a long time...a little resentful...the enthusiasm of her fanatical fans continues unabated.
"Well, Mumu fucking likes...the big African hippopotamus type...!" I comforted him.
"Am I a hippopotamus?" Jichangzi asked doubtfully.
"You are the father of the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus!!" I looked at the chicken's bow legs and said calmly.
"..."
"Wow!"
The cell door of 306 opened. Jichangzi and I turned around...and were immediately shocked...a very attractive man, but he couldn't tell the difference between male and female, walked out.
First of all, let’s talk about the head shape. She has shawl-long hair that looks a bit like Sadako, covering her face... only revealing a pair of sexy eyes. Her upper body is naked, and she wears a fiery red tight-fitting windbreaker, revealing a lock of black chest hair.
That’s not all, but the most awesome thing is the way the lower body is dressed!!!
A pair of pink gauze cropped trousers!! Yes!! They look so punkish, but these cropped trousers obviously cannot be lifted up to the waist!! They are stuck under the hip bones!! Because the hip bones are too wide, the middle part of the pants
The zipper couldn't be closed at all... so I opened the front door and fucked with it open... On the pants, there was still a faint black lace edge exposed...
"Director Luo, where is my co-defendant?! Is this...is there anyone else who needs to be released??" I glanced at Luo Dababan, who was about to close the door, and asked in confusion.
"That's right, this is your stupid co-defendant. I was in there and searched three times before I found him!!" Luo Dabanzi cursed.
"Hi...Long time no see!!" The alternative young man waved his arm and said gracefully.
"Master Mu, you are..." The chicken intestines were covered.
"...My behavior was created by Dakang Silly BB with family affection. It seems that the taste of this product has improved. At first, I thought it was a bit exposed, but after putting it on, I found that Mr. Fashion
The magazine cover, isn't it me?" Wang Mumu shook his long hair and said reservedly.
"What's going on with your hair shape??" Jichangzi and I both have bald heads, but this guy has long flowing hair...
"I haven't had my hair cut half a year ago and have always kept it long. After I went out, my hair grew longer and I could style it whatever I wanted. You two bald donkeys don't know how to deal with a few hairs!!" Wang Mumu said disdainfully.
.
"Master Mu, you will always be at the forefront of fashion...!" The beautiful eyes of the chicken intestines made ripples...
"Go away... don't disgust me!" Wang Mumu frowned and cursed.
"Stop talking nonsense, sign quickly and get out of here!" Luo Dashan urged the three of us, and then took us to the examination room.
After passing through the two-layer iron gate, we walked out of the prison area and arrived at the examination room at the first gate of the detention center.
"Haha, let me tell you, when I was in our prison, someone gave me water to wash my feet...!"
"Fuck, I pooped with toilet paper...!"
"Toilet paper is a joke. People all use newspapers. Why is there a feeling of friction in the anus...!"
"Well... Then after you go out, you should buy an electric grinding wheel. It should have more friction! Maybe there will be some sparks!"
"..."
Before we entered the examination room, we heard the sound of bickering coming from inside. I laughed at the sound. These were the voices of Na Yu and Tang Biaobiao.
"Squeak!!"
"Fuck, who is bragging so loudly...!" Wang Mumu opened the door and cursed loudly.
"Huh!" Tang Biao and Na Yu turned their heads instantly and looked at us.
"Brother Fei!!"
"Intestines!!"
The two of them were stunned for a moment, then shouted and ran over with excitement and joy on their faces.
"Peng!!"
The stout Tang Biao hugged me so hard that he almost bumped my head.
"You must have suffered...!" I looked at Tang Biao, feeling quite guilty. They had just joined us when they came in. I am responsible for this.
"What's the point of being a JB? It's just two fucking years! It's not like I've never been here before!!" Tang Biao patted me on the shoulder and said boldly.
"Brother Xu, we have a good relationship and haven't suffered anything at all!!" Na Yu also smiled and said while hugging Jichangzhi's neck.
"Come here and sign!!" Luo Dabanzi came over with five release certificates.
"Get out of the way, who is this idiot? He looks like a circus guy!!" Tang Biao pulled Wang Mumu away and was about to take the release certificate!!
"Ahem...!" Wang Mumu was pulled by Tang Biao and almost fell down, but he still said nothing and tried to use his voice to attract Tang Biao's attention.
"Snapped!!"
Nayu slapped Wang Mumu on the head, and then cursed and said: "Oh, your sister! If you are in our fucking prison, I have to push the plane for you every day!!"
"Cough cough cough cough...!" Wang Mumu's face turned red from holding back his breath and he was about to expire.
"Peng!"
Tang Biao took the release certificate, kicked Wang Mumu away, and then cursed: "Get out of here... Why is the Seventh Bureau still detaining a mentally ill person!!"
"Prison Officer Luo!! I beg you, open the door of prison 306, I'm ready to go back!!" Wang Mumu was anxious!! His heart ached!! His butt hurt!! His head hurt from being slapped...
"Master Mu...?" Tang Biao was shocked and confused after hearing Wang Mumu's voice!!
"Please call me, Mist. Wangcai!!"
"I am Mister Biaobiao!!! Mu Ye!!"
"Fuck you...you are not allowed to use the Mist family name in the future...!"
"..."
We joked around for a while in the examination room, signed the signatures, and then the five of us walked out of the small door of the detention center with our arms around our necks.
When we just walked out of the detention center, we were stunned. Under the shade of a four- to five-meter-tall poplar tree, there was a row of cars parked neatly.
More than a dozen handsome men and beautiful women stood in the shade of the trees, looking at us with smiles.
"Brother...Xinxin...Dakang...Chenchen...!" I burst into tears.
ps: Tiger Crouching on the Barren Hills is officially over!!! A new chapter is coming!!! After nearly 300,000 words of bloody hard work, this group of young people who have left their hometown have been able to establish a foothold in a foreign land!!
The future...what will greet them??
A new chapter!! "Swallowing Thousands of Miles and Fierce Like a Dragon" officially opens!