It was already quite late at this time, about one o'clock in the middle of the night. At this time in the Northeast, there is basically nothing to eat, either barbecue or seafood stir-fry.
The four of us stopped the car, picked a food stall, and ordered some grilled oysters, mutton skewers, beef tendons, and some seafood stir-fries, and ate them carelessly with a few bottles of beer.
"Hey, chicken intestines, let me ask you a question to test your IQ. I saw this thing online, it's quite interesting...!" Wang Mumu said, quite cheaply, holding his paw and eating an oyster.
"...What? Even if it's too difficult, I'm already in despair with my IQ!" Ji Changzi, the biggest highlight is that he is honest and doesn't pretend to be a bum.
"Well, I understand, Xiaofei, you can all take a guess and say, "It's noon on the hoeing day," what does this poem mean??" Wang Mumu had already finished an oyster, and while we were all deep in thought, he added another
His mother picked up a crab.
"...This is so simple. Isn't it just a matter of growing crops?" Ji Changzi answered quickly. He always wanted to express himself in front of Wang Mumu.
"...Get out of here, you idiot, that's not right!" Wang Mumu spat and cursed.
"Stop the ink stains and tell me quickly what's going on!" I urged.
"This is how I understand this poem. I have always suspected that "Hoe" is from Shandong. He first uses jb as "日" at noon, followed by "drops of sweat" and "下地". It tells a story about a passionate four-year-old man.
The story about ejaculation, you are talking about such pornographic jokes, I also learned it when I was a child...Who the hell said that our country's sex education is relatively late, it's all bullshit, it was popularized in the first grade...!" Wang Mumu squinted his eyes.
, wiped the oil stains on his hands and said while shaving his big yellow teeth.
The three of us were stunned. This explanation is so ridiculous!!
"Uh... you think there are three people working on the field, right...?" Chenchen pondered for a moment and asked after thinking for a while.
"Yeah...that's what friends say!! At noon, sweat drops, and the soil?!" Wang Mumu nodded and said.
"...I think there are two more!!"
"Who?? It can't be chicken intestines!!" I joked.
"Who knew there was a "medium on the plate", and it's quite hard to eat "grain"...!!" Chenchen said calmly.
"Haha! I thought there were still chicken intestines!" I laughed.
"...Fuck, don't worry, just get involved with me, man, I'm only interested in Mu Ye!" The chicken's intestines were chewed and the chicken's claws said lightly.
"....roll!"
"Ha ha!!"
The four of us had a great time chatting in the food stall. We drank a few bottles of beer and talked about dirty jokes for a while. Just as we were about to leave, Mumu's phone rang.
"Brother...Brother!!! Just now, one of our young ladies was taken away by a group of people!" The voice on the phone was very anxious.
"Fuck, you are so fucking stupid, watching him take away??" Wang Mumu cursed angrily.
"I don't dare to care about the people across from me! It's those (too) (sub) (party) people!!"
"...Wait for me, I'll rush back right away!!" After Mumu hung up the phone, he directly grabbed us, threw 500 yuan on the table, turned around and got in the car.
Just when we were on the way to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, a tragedy was happening. I later learned the whole story and had never witnessed the tragedy. But I could tell it based on my imagination and the words of some eyewitnesses.
Restore the scene at that time, please take a look!
At 1.30 in the evening, a group of young people walked out of the East China Sea Dragon Palace. They walked, staggered and talked loudly. Among these six or seven young men, there were two beautiful girls wearing miniskirts.
"Brother Yu, I really can't do it today, something happened...!" A woman said, holding her stomach.
"Snapped!!"
"Come on, paralyze me! If you don't follow me today, I'll sew it up for you!" The leading man, drunk and blurry, raised his arm and slapped the girl on the face.
The security guard took one look at this group of people and did not dare to take care of them. Later, when Wang Mumu returned to Donghai Dragon Palace, when he saw this group of security guards, he stabbed one of them twice in the leg and told them to leave.
"It can't be done! Brother Yu, I will be the platform!!" The woman begged.
"Fuck you! Let her tie me up in the car! Let's learn from Chen Haonan too!!!" The young man named Yu Ge said with a wide grin.
"Ouch!! Oh oh!!"
Four or five young men picked up the two girls, pulled their hair, and brought them to a BMW Z4 and a Porsche 911 sports car. They opened the trunk, took out ropes and tape, and pulled the two girls directly.
Spreading her legs, taking off her underwear, revealing... "what", tied to the trunk of the vehicle!!
"Where are you going, brother??" a young man asked.
"New Paris! Go get naked!" Brother Yu pulled the car door in a daze and said loudly.
"Boom!"
The sound of motors roared, and after a hundred meters, the two cars started to speed up and drove through the city at extremely fast speeds, slicing and stumbling in the middle of the road.
"Ah!!!! Help!! Ah!!"
The two girls' hair was blown wildly by the wind. They screamed desperately and kept struggling behind them. The middle of their two snow-white thighs was wet and leaking urine.
"Ouch!! It feels so damn good!!"
The young man named Brother Yu stood on top of the convertible, holding a wine bottle in his hand. He stood up and let out a howl.
"Ahhhh!!"
The girl behind her was probably frightened and struggling hard.
"Tear!!!"
A wrist rope was directly struggled away!!!
"ah!!!"
The moment the wrist struggled to open, the huge impact of the sports car caused the already weak tape at the ankle to "tear" and burst open!!
The fast-moving sports car caused her to float behind the sports car! She let out a scream!!
“Peng!!!”
A second later, she flew straight up!! Her head hit hard on the windshield of the BMW Z4 following behind!!
"Bang!"
The young man driving behind was stunned. The girl had been hit by the car and hit the ground!! At this time, it was too late for him to brake!!
“Pfft, click click click!!!
The tire ran over the young girl, and her arm was directly twisted into the tire. There were a few clicks, and a palm flew out. Her body brought a burst of blood mist, and the blood sprayed directly, six or seven meters away!!!
"Squeak...squeak...squeak!!!"
“Peng!!!”
The car behind braked, and the tires left a long mark on the ground...Then the front of the car directly hit a big tree on the street. The tree swayed for a while, and a burst of white smoke came from the front of the car.
Come down.
"Whoosh!!! Peng!!"
The girl behind the car was thrown into the air by the sudden thrust of the sports car. The huge force of inertia caused her to fly up. Her waist hit a big tree, and then she fell to the ground, covered in blood, and she didn't know whether to live or die.