If at the beginning, Wang Mumu was just trying to fool around and wanted to take advantage of his bad mood to be elegant outside and make a bad shoe or something, then after this meal, he would take his "shit life" and betray him
of**.
It’s hard to get along in society! If you want to get along well, it’s even harder to not die!!!!
In fact, if we compare all the brothers, Wang Mumu is definitely not the most handsome, nor the richest, nor the most educated, but for some reason, he just likes girls!!
No matter if you are a goddess, a lolita, or a "Taiwanese lady" who only recognizes money but not people, you can still fall in love with him. If you don't accept it, you will be struck by lightning! You can't envy this kind of thing, really
of!!
Although Lord Wei was scolding him, he was actually very happy in his heart. In his words, he had reached a higher level now and had no interest in rich girls or second-generation officials. He wanted to take the path of the poor... to find out.
Shocking, love that "furies his dad to death"...
After the meal, everyone was very happy. Sir Alex originally suggested that a friend of his open a nightclub and invite us to have fun together, but Wang Mumu politely declined.
He is going to open a room elegantly... and elegantly use the "strengths" under his crotch to make up for Zhang Lu's shortcomings "there"!
"You guys chat, I'm going to the bathroom!" Zhang Lu smiled, then said hello to us and went straight to the bathroom.
"Oh, fuck you... I'm starving to death... It would be a pity not to eat this big crab... You're welcome, hurry up!!" As soon as Zhang Lu disappeared, Wang Mumu grabbed a big crab, one
He stuffed it into his mouth vigorously, but it was obvious that he didn't know where to start.
"...You're so numb...Can you stop using your hands?...There are pliers there...It's so fucking embarrassing!!" Sir Wei cursed in a low voice.
"It's not my fault, Du Niang can't find it, how can we eat crabs...!" Wang Mumu awkwardly picked up the pliers, cracked his thighs, and started to chew them fiercely.
"Mumu, eat slowly, listen to me!!" I was afraid that he would swallow the crab directly.
"Say it, say it!!"
"You have to sleep with her tonight!" I said with a red face.
"Well, I know, that's what my fucking plan is! If I want to sleep with her, I have to sleep with her!! Uh... Sir Wei, do you have any objection...!" Wang Mumu also raised his head and said to Sir Wei
Smiled a little.
"Sleep with your mother's eggs, you beast!!" Lord Wei was already trembling with anger and couldn't stop talking!
"Don't interrupt...Mumu, you slept with her on a mission! Do you understand?" I interrupted Lord Wei and said straight to the point.
"What mission??" Wang Mumu was confused.
"Sleep with her and you'll attract her mother!" I was afraid that Zhang Lu would come back, so I said it a bit quickly, and there were some mistakes in my sentences.
"Fuck!! I can't do such a heavy thing!! I just fucking heard her say that!! She's over fifty!! She's even stopped menstruating, is that possible!!**...
Come on...hell,...where should I start!! You know...the age group of my sleeping girl...is within 10-45 years old!! Damn it!" Wang Mumu
Suddenly his head was shaking like a rattle.
"No, you misunderstood. Brother Xu doesn't know why he wants to ask the media for help. We have no relationship in this regard. And it just so happens that Zhang Lu's mother is from CCTV. And by chance, Zhang Lu doesn't know why.
, I have fallen in love with you, this idiot...so, you understand!" I explained quickly.
"Is it such a fucking coincidence??"
"Hmm... East China Sea Dragon Palace relies on you, and the two of us are responsible for this... Brother Xu's hair is almost turning gray... Don't you feel bad when you look at it?!!" I'm quite sensational.
said.
"Is the burden on my shoulders so heavy??" Wang Mumu shook his hair and asked energetically.
"Well, it's very heavy...!" I nodded firmly and said.
"But there is no start-up capital! These days, sleeping with a girl costs money...!!" Wang Mumu was ready to steal money, and as he said that, he turned his attention to Lord Wei.
"Don't fucking look at me! Are you going to sleep with my woman?! Do you still want me to pay for a room for you?" Sir Wei suddenly slapped the table and stood up.
"Shout out, brother!! Isn't it worth the money for a president??" Wang Mumu said in an awe-inspiring manner, very sincerely!!
"...Fuck, I really fucking owe you..." Lord Wei looked at Wang Mumu for a long time, then took out a card from his pocket, threw it on the table with a snap, and then continued
Said: "If you don't have a password, just swipe it yourself!!"
"What a good friend! A good brother!!" Wang Mumu pretended to be moved, quickly picked up the card and put it in his pocket!
"Xiao Fei... let's go!!" Sir Wei wanted to leave this place, so he dragged me to leave.
"Wait, brother!!" Wang Mumu stopped him.
"What are you doing!!" Sir Wei turned back and looked at him.
"Go buy me a box of condoms...!" Wang Mumu made an embarrassing request!!
"You're so fucking stupid!! Which hotel doesn't have Durex!!" Sir Wei was furious, completely furious!!
"I like to use ultra-thin Okamoto!! I am allergic to Durex...it will cause swelling!!"
"......"I am speechless.
"Fuck!! Just find a fucking plastic bag and put it on yourself!! I'm fucking providing "my woman" and the money to rent a house!! And you're asking me to provide condoms!! Why the hell don't you let me,
How about taking a photo of you on the bed??”
“Do you have time tonight??”
"Get the hell out of here! I don't have time. I'll take a taxi to HH City later and sleep with your Biao Mei!!" Sir Wei cursed, then picked up the car keys and took me away with a sluggish pace.
Wang Mumu looked at Lord Wei's back with nostalgia, waved his hand and said: "Thank you Ang!!"
"Brother, you are no longer as simple as "being a bastard" and being put on a cuckold!! You are wearing a Guan Yu hat on the glans of a thousand-year-old bastard, the kind that is taller and larger!!
"We left the hotel, I lit a cigarette and couldn't help but said to Sir Wei.
"Brother, I would like to advise you, Xiaofei, be optimistic about Hong Xin...really...this guy has lost his humanity. I feel bad...it really hurts...!"
"...Haha, do you think your brother Da Fei is a good-tempered person? He is a dog-biting fighter. You can only kill him for fun!!"
"..."
Sir Wei and I got into his sports car and rushed to a luxury bath center. We were not going to visit prostitutes, but I was too tired recently and planned to get a Thai massage and then sleep.
And Wang Mumu, at this time, has already embarked on a journey to the hotel... to sell herself...