Writing this, I have to introduce what Xihuayuan is. Xihuayuan is located on the edge of the urban area of our city. If you don’t do anything else here, it is to train people. To put it bluntly, it is cremation. If you haven’t
Understand, then let me tell you, it is a crematorium, a cemetery, and in our city it is called a second cremation.
Since Wang Mumu and Chenchen are not from this city, and they have a bit of a taste of mountain artillery entering the city, they have no idea about the basic buildings of our city, so Leilei's joke led to a series of ridiculous events.
For everyone to understand clearly, the perspective at this time is temporarily turned to Wang Mumu and Chenchen. Everything that happened below was said to me personally by these two women.
Wang Mumu and Chenchen happily put on new clothes. Of course, their new clothes were just two slightly cleaner ones picked out from a pile of unwashed clothes. Wang Mumu specially made a hairstyle and used hair wax on his head.
He was caught like a hedgehog, wearing sunglasses, not to mention very stylish.
After borrowing money from me, these two idiots started a strange journey. Due to winter, it got dark very early, and it was already dark completely after six o'clock. As soon as this time comes in our city, taxis take over.
It was very difficult to take a taxi because of the time, so the two idiots stood in the biting cold wind for more than an hour.
For more than an hour, Wang Mumu has been maintaining the same movement, which is to raise his hands to the side of his head to resist the cold wind. Who knows that this silly b face is very long, and his palms are obviously not enough. His hair is relatively long, so his hair is
It was freezing. The hair wax that had just hardened but was not dry was instantly frozen into ice. If he fought with someone at this time, he could kill someone with the hair on his head. It was so gray.
"Mumu, it's too cold. Can we find someone who rides a three-wheeler?" Chenchen shivered from the cold and made a pertinent suggestion.
"**, can you be more fucking embarrassing? Have you ever seen someone ride a three-wheeler to pick up girls? Besides, the place where Leilei was looking for was not allowed to enter by three-wheelers!!" Wang Mumu was serious for a rare moment.
"Are you so damn stupid? You have to ride in? Can't you park on the street and let's go in?" Chenchen couldn't bear the cold anymore.
"Do you know where Xihuayuan is?" Wang Mumu protected his head and asked with ignorant eyes.
"I know... I haven't been there before! It's not too far. Let's go and find a three-wheeler!" Chenchen spread his big feet and started running.
Wang Mumu protected his head and followed closely behind. After searching for a long time, they finally saw a group of three-wheelers at the street corner. The two of them ran as fast as if they had met their biological fathers.
"Brother, where are you going?" A tricycle rider followed the two of them and said hello. This kind of human-powered tricycle is used to pull people close to each other. If they go far away, they are afraid of being caught by the traffic police.
"Xihuayuan!" Wang Mumu said with a hint of pride in his tone.
"Where are you doing? It's so late!" The tricycle rider was confused.
"Eat!" Wang Mumu said extremely proudly.
"Is there still food available there?" Qi Sanlun was already a little confused at this time. He looked at the two people carefully, looking at Wang Mumu, who had a head full of thorns, wearing big sunglasses, and looked very cool, followed by a gorilla-like figure next to him.
The boy doesn't look like a psychopath.
"Wipe, what's the ink stain on? Go or not!!" Wang Mumu said impatiently as he was also a little cold.
"How much do you pay? That place is a bit far away..." The tricycle rider probably didn't make much money in a day. Although he met two unscrupulous young people, he still wanted to take over the job.
"I'll give you fifteen, okay? You can pedal hard on such a spacious road without getting stuck in traffic!!" Wang Mumu began to negotiate the price.
"That road is really spacious, and there's not a damn lot of people there. The problem is that it's a little unlucky. Please add some more!!" The man on the tricycle hesitated.
"I'll give you two more yuan. I only have it in my pocket. You can leave me three yuan for water money, okay?" Wang Mumu said his bottom line.
"Get in the car and let's go!" Dengsanlun's answer was extremely concise.
Wang Mumu and Chenchen were sitting in a carriage that was leaking from all directions, happily marching towards the second cremation in a bumpy way. The tricycle went more and more remote, and there were almost no pedestrians on the road. It was dark and scary.
"Where is this fucking place? Are you leaving the province soon?" Chenchen said tremblingly as she looked at the dark road.
"Of course it's different in high-end places. I've heard that there are a lot of cool clubs in the suburbs. They are full of beauties, celebrities, long legs, and pretty!" Wang Mumu pretended to understand.
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"He won't find a place where no one is around and rob us, right?" Chenchen was still worried, vaguely feeling that something was wrong. Wang Mumu had an indifferent expression on his face and said arrogantly: "He's just a three-wheeler.
It's more than enough for us to train him, but we still don't know who is going to rob whom!!"
The tricycle finally stopped at the gate of Xihua Garden. Wang Mumu and Chenchen were as cold as wolf dogs and kept panting. Wang Mumu looked at the gate of Xihua Garden with some doubts.
I saw that the decoration of the gate was extremely gorgeous and very tall. Just the ironwork of this gate could not be bought without twenty or thirty thousand yuan.
"It's so damn grand. This is the place to eat!!" Wang Mumu said with emotion as he faced the door.
"Why is this place so gloomy? It's so dark!!" Chenchen was a little confused.
"You know what the heck, in order to prevent the paparazzi from attacking, of course this place needs to be a little mysterious!!" Wang Mumu taught.
"Brother, you paid for the ride and are chatting, okay?" The tricycle rider pedaled for more than an hour. He was so tired that he was covered in sweat. He took off his hat and white smoke came out of his hair. It was a bit like
Liaozhai.
"Here, brother, are you short of money to come to a place like this? Come on, give me three yuan!" Wang Mumu took out a wrinkled twenty yuan and handed it over.
The tricycle rider looked at him with extremely weird eyes. The way Wang Mumu looked at him, he remembered Leilei's words, don't pay attention to other people's weird looks, because this place is too damn high-end. Thinking of this, Wang Mumu suddenly puffed up his chest.
The tricycle rider found Wang Mumu and gave him three yuan. He rode the tricycle like crazy and ran for his life. Now he can confirm that these two people are psychopaths. It is not illegal for mentally ill patients to kill people. Thinking of this
He rode faster and faster, with white smoke rising from his head like a chimney.
"Let's go! Go in and eat, I have to get it for Qiao Mimi today!" Wang Mumu walked in happily.
Although Chenchen was a little confused and didn't want to go in, he didn't dare to stay here by himself, so he bit the bullet and followed Wang Mumu in.