To be honest, after being around for such a long time, I have seen all kinds of big brothers, including smart ones, naughty ones, pranksters, pretentious ones, wealthy ones, insidious ones, etc., but people like Brother Ye can make people
I have never seen Li Meng, Brother Xu, and us so shocked and admired at the same time.
Brother Ye's few words are to the point, without a trace of nonsense. These few words contain tone, stance, courage and other meanings, which are worth pondering and allow you to understand what he means.
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Brother Meng and Brother Xu have moved to the East China Sea Dragon Palace. Because there are too many people in the large duplex, it is noisy every day. Brother Xu can't stand it anymore, so he has to ask the waiter to clean up two private rooms for him and Li Meng.
The reason why Li Meng chose to live in the East China Sea Dragon Palace was not because he disliked the trouble at home. He simply wanted to take care of Ji Changzi and Wang Mumu’s business...
In Wang Mumu's words: "There is one less Meng Ye... The turnover on the fourth floor, at least, has to drop by one percentage point... Reborn parents, thank you!! Girls, thank you Meng Ye!!"
"Master Meng! Master Meng! You look like Niu Dehua!!"
"Next sentence!!!" Wang Mumu, like a general with thousands of troops, stood on the steps and raised his arms and shouted.
"Master Meng! Rain or shine...we are waiting for you on the fourth floor!!!" the girls shouted.
"...Fuck!" Li Meng hugged his head and ran away.
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Mr. Meng and Brother Xu walked into the East China Sea Dragon Palace. Dakang, Wang Mumu and I changed my A6 and drove back home.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Hong Xin and the little nurse sitting in the hall, eating Montreal, holding Winnie the Pooh, and watching TV.
"Nurse baby! Where are the large intestines??" Wang Mumu was about to leave, but Dakang grabbed him, still on the sofa, and stomped on her.
Then Dakang glanced at him, and the little nurse stood up from the sofa. With her bare feet, she jumped into the air. Dakang turned around and did a riding squat, catching the ball that fell on his back.
The little nurse, and then the two of them stomped upstairs to have sex.
"Tsk tsk... Such cooperation... Husband, I want it too!!" Hong Xin also stood up and gestured with her little hand, asking me to turn around too.
"Sister...you should take a break...you have a body like yours, and if you hit me, you won't be seriously injured!!" I rolled my eyes at her and said.
"Son of a bitch!! Who are you calling fat?" Hong Xin put her hands on her hips, like a tiger descending down the mountain.
"Haha... Mumu, do you think this silly bitch is weird? Did I say she was fat?" I sat down on the sofa and kicked Wang Mumu, who was almost dead, and asked.
"...You said, "With your body type!"...Doesn't this mean I'm fat?!! I serve you every day! How dare you say I'm fat! I'll scratch you to death!!"
"Tai! Monster! Look, the Sa family has accepted you!!"
I grabbed the Winnie the Pooh's tail on the sofa and started playing with Hong Xin, which was so intense.
Jichangzi and Qingzhong were sitting at the dining table, playing chess. Next to them were two bottles of Mrs. Jingxin's oral liquid, making bets.
The two of them looked at each other like Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue in a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City. Their masterly demeanor emerged spontaneously, with a cold look in their eyes. They stared at each other for three minutes before Qingzhong suddenly yelled: "What the hell are you?"
You’re not stupid!! Your fucking horse is running away from the fields, and your elephant is running away from the sun!!”
"Both idiots... can't even play chess, let me tell you... a rook is like a gun... a soldier moves the sun, a cannon moves the field... it's like hitting a mountain across the mountain... this is common sense
I don’t even know, but I’m still playing chess!” Wang Mumu said, clasping his feet and sitting on the sofa.
While we were playing around, Chenchen suddenly ran downstairs at a very fast speed. When he saw Wang Mumu, he pulled out a very small eyebrow-cutting knife with a shiny steel mouth and a cold light from his waist!
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"**Your uncle!! Dog-biting warrior!! As the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied. Although I know that you have always been very rude!! But do you fucking think of me as Lord Wei??" Chenchen was furious.
, roaring at Wang Mumu.
"Uh-huh!!"
Jichangzi and Qingzhong immediately looked at Chenchen and Mumu. They were stunned for a while, and then shouted loudly: "Fight!! Fight!!...Mumu bite***! Chenchen kill*
**!!”
"Husband, Chenchen... what you are holding in your hand... seems to be my... eyebrow trimmer...!" Hong Xin, barefoot, holding my arm, smoothed her hair and said slowly.
"...It's okay...I've wanted to let Chenchen borrow your eyebrow-cutting knife to kill Wang Mumu...It's so fucking satisfying...go...and give our little horse a prick...
Bring the dichlorvos from 1982... to watch a show!!" I said, patting Hong Xin's little butt.
"That girl who sells clothes is not fucking suitable for you!!! Chenchen, I am doing this for your own good! Do you love her? Do you like her? Do you want her to be happy?" Wang Mumu stood up suddenly.
, asked hysterically.
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"Husband... it seems to be a love triangle...!" Hong Xin said seriously while sitting on a pony, eating French fries and drinking a drink called 82-year dichlorvos.
"No...according to visual inspection, a third party, Wang Mumu, should have intervened!!" I shook my head and rejected it.
"Isn't a love triangle and the involvement of a third party the same thing?" Hong Xin blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.
"It's not the same thing. A love triangle is a love issue, and a third party's interference is a moral issue. Wang Mumu doesn't have love issues. He only has moral issues, so he must be involved!!" I was like a love saint,
Analyze carefully.
"Husband, you are so talented!!" Hong Xin looked infatuated.
"...shh...lower down!"
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Chenchen was speechless when asked, and her figure was full of loneliness.
"Chenchen, I'm not telling you, you are invincible in three seconds... you cum when you are approached... how do you make a woman get the moisture she deserves... and I... am not good at...
.You go and take a look in my house!! Donkey whip, deer antlers, dog urine...all packed into fucking boxes, wholesale in boxes...How can you compare with me...You love him...Then you quit
Come on! Think about it from another angle, we are friends... If I sleep with her... doesn't it mean that you sleep with him??!" Wang Mumu tried his best to think about Chenchen.
"...Wait...I understand a little bit!! Wang Mumu, you are going to break the shoes!!" The chicken intestines were angry, and the calves were shaking with anger.
"...Oops**...the main event is here...the love triangle has turned into a love triangle...the situation of the battle has changed!!" I said excitedly, baring my teeth, and Hong Xin started to applaud.
"Peng!! Peng!!"
The house was completely in chaos. Ji Changzi and Chenchen teamed up to beat Wang Mumu. The eyebrow-cutting knife flew left and right in Chenchen's hand. The knife suddenly appeared and went very fast. The knife went straight to Wang Mumu's big white buttocks.
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Jigunzhi stuffed the foot into Wang Mumu's nostril, but this trick obviously didn't work. Wang Mumu, who was pinned down, smiled disdainfully, and then took out a shocking artifact, a super invincible nuclear weapon, and the steaming foot.
Three seconds later, the hall was empty.
"...A master is so lonely!!" Wang Mumu stood on the ground barefoot with his hands behind his back, an eyebrow-cutting knife shining brightly at his feet. When I followed the crack in the door and took another look at Wang Mumu's butt, I saw strips of pants.
Hanging like a door curtain at the anus, a few drops of blood as red as a virgin dripped on the ground. Through the rags, one could vaguely see a vigorous and simple big character! Falling on the big white buttocks!!
"Tolerate!!!!"
"Alas... Chenchen's calligraphy has improved again...!" I sighed, hugged Hong Xin, and lay on the bed to sleep.