After hearing this, the waiter was stunned for a long time, as if he had an egg stuffed in his mouth, and shook his head.
"Is there any freshly squeezed potato juice from the Vatican?" Chenchen asked very casually. The little beauty opposite had a look of admiration on her face. What she was eating was so special.
"...No!!"
“Is there any Ethiopian pasta?”
"...No!!" The waiter was sweating profusely.
"What's there?!" Chenchen asked.
"Grilled prawns!!" the waiter blurted out.
"Then...let's have two grilled prawns!!" After Chenchen finished speaking, he looked at the little beauty and smiled reservedly.
Three minutes later, the waiter's posture did not change and he asked in horror: "Sir... are there just two grilled prawns?"
"Yes! Don't you have nothing else??" Chenchen nodded matter-of-factly.
"...Uh...can it be packed separately??" the waiter asked again.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Aren't there two of us? Why, your restaurant doesn't have enough plates!" Chenchen was unhappy.
"...No, please wait a moment!!" The waiter looked at Chenchen as if looking at a monster, took two steps back, and bumped against two tables before he regained consciousness.
"...Don't forget, bring me a pair of Austrian sterling silver knives and forks! No, pure steel!" Chenchen shouted.
The waiter staggered and almost fell, while Chenchen blinked and said lightly: "The domestic economic conditions are not yet mature, which makes this new generation of "teenagers" feel ashamed. I hope our
Let the country become prosperous and strong quickly!”
"You are still very patriotic...!" The little beauty's beautiful eyes suddenly filled with ripples. The more she looked at Chenchen, the more she looked like that person who said such domineering words. Who dares to stand upright with a sword, but I am Peng Da?
General......
"Well... that's for sure. I've dabbled in all TV series with anti-Japanese themes... It's pretty good. You can watch it if you don't mind. It's like a fucking fantasy blockbuster... "Kaka" means throwing a grenade
Plane!!!" Chenchen was very talkative.
“No need to say bad words!!”
"Uh... I'm used to it. I learned it from the African natives!!"
“You’ve even been to Africa!!”
"Well, I don't always go, I only go three times a week. When I have time, I can take you with me and show you the African savannah and the Eiffel Tower!!" Chenchen touched his stubble.
"...Isn't the Eiffel Tower in France?"
"You don't understand, it came from Africa first! The French one is a copycat!!"
"...It seems that there is a big gap between you and me. I don't know a lot of things!!" The little beauty was a little embarrassed and her pretty face turned red.
"It's okay, go back and I'll teach you slowly!" Chenchen said enthusiastically.
.......
"Boom! Boom!!"
Wang Mumu from the other booth went crazy and banged his head against the wall: "You bastard! I thought that people who were more shameless than me would have to wait at least five thousand years! Such a vicious trick!
Such a shameless trick! I worked all night long! He actually cracked it! And it was all because of me!! What a mistake! Ancestor Nurhachi! I’ve really embarrassed you!!"
"...Look at it more clearly. The old saying is true. Once a man has a woman, he will lie and brag without drafting at all!!" I offered some words of comfort.
"I'm going home fucking tomorrow. I have to go to my dad's place to further my studies..." Wang Mumu took a sip of water, his tone a little sad.
"Who is your father...?"
"You definitely don't know his name, but he has a nickname!!"
"What is it?"
"Wang Dapao!! Known as the "Cow Killer"!!!" When Wang Mumu said the word "Pao", he sprayed saliva all over my face.
"Bullshit...no...uh...shit!!" I wiped my face and said speechlessly.
.......
Wang Mumu and I messed around with Chenchen for a whole day. Instead of messing with Huang anymore, we forced Chenchen's IQ to increase by n percentage points.
We both felt uncomfortable, so we asked the waiter for a bottle of Snowflake Ale. After being told that there was no beer, we raised our arms, winked, and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, just as we were about to leave, three young men in their twenties and seventies walked up to us. Their attire looked like that of the public. They wore leather jackets, jeans, small leather shoes, skateboard heads, and big gold chains.
One person also had a bag under his arm.
Wang Mumu and I didn't pay attention at first and passed them by. But when I turned around and glanced casually, I saw them stopping on Chenchen's table. I was stunned for a moment, and then I pulled Wang Mumu.
"Haha, Ling Weiwei, you came to such an expensive place to eat. It's such a cold weather. We're as frozen as a grandson. I've finally found you!" One of the leaders, a boy with a crew cut, smiled mischievously at the little boy.
The beauty said.
Chenchen raised his head and looked at the three young men suspiciously. Then he suddenly turned around and saw Wang Mumu and me. Then he walked over with an angry look on his face, punched Wang Mumu on the chest several times, and then his eyes widened.
He scolded like a cow: "Are you fucking finished? Where did you treat these idiots!! With your broken body, you still want to make a hero to save the beauty!!"
"Mumu, are you too much?" I scolded Wang Mumu with a straight face and a hypocritical look.
Wang Mumu was stunned for a long time, looking confused, then scratched his head and said: "Is there a fourth fucking foot involved?"
"Peng!!"
"I want to fucking fuck!!" Chenchen saw Wang Mumu pretending to be crazy and was about to start beating him.
"I want to ask you something!!" Wang Mumu said without moving, looking at Chenchen.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Do you know the name of that little beauty?" Wang Mumu blinked and asked.
"I...I...just know...her name is Weiwei...I haven't had time to ask anything else yet!" Chenchen scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Ask you! You are fucking sick! Why did you hit me twice!! You don't even know her last name! Where the hell do I know where to go!!" Wang Mumu hit Chenchen again.
.
Wang Mumu looked like he was definitely not joking, so after he finished speaking, Chenchen and I turned around and looked in the direction of Ling Weiwei. We saw Ling Weiwei with a look of fear on his face, kept backing away, and said with a bit of stuttering: "...
I don’t have any money now...can I still have it in a few days...?"
"I'm telling you, little girl, this matter has nothing to do with you. Just tell your father that if he doesn't pay back the money, he'll have to take care of it by himself!!" Xiao Pingtou, the leader, finished.
About to leave.
This group of people didn't use violence. In fact, real gangsters don't show off their power blindly. Like it is written in some novels, as long as they owe loan sharks, they will arrest someone's daughter. I have never seen it.
"Plop!!"
"Brother... don't touch my dad... I'll save the money slowly, okay!!" Ling Weiwei knelt on the ground and begged.
Xiao Pingtou didn't say anything and just left. He was actually the messenger.
"Peng!!"
Just when Xiao Pingtou was about to pass by Chenchen, the tall Chenchen bumped directly into his shoulder.
"What do you mean, buddy??" Xiao Pingtou raised his eyebrows and looked at Chenchen and asked.
"It's not interesting!! Can we come out and have a chat?" I directly interrupted.