A fashionable and beautiful woman, wearing a pair of tight jeans on her legs and a white T-shirt from Big Mouth Monkey on her upper body. She is full of playfulness and cuteness. However, what this woman wears is quite cute, but what she does next is not so damn good.
So cute.
After the woman got out of the car and saw Wang Mumu, her pretty face was suddenly covered with frost. She lifted her slender calves back and took them off directly with her hands. She stepped on the high heels on her two feet directly on the ground with her bare feet, and then used her hands to remove them.
The driver pulled it from the ground and suddenly pulled out a baseball bat over one meter long.
"Lulu... are you willing to give it up?" Lord Wei asked Zhang Lu while holding a special large iron wrench.
"Sister, I came here to do a serious injury today... If I don't break my leg, Sijiucheng, my sister will be embarrassed..." After Zhang Lu finished speaking, she held the baseball in her little hand.
Stick and started chasing Wang Mumu.
"Lulu...what are you doing??" I took a step forward and asked Zhang Lu.
"Peng!!"
"Fuck your sister!! You are not a good bird either!!"
Zhang Lu hit me on the back with a stick, and I bared my teeth in pain. Looking at Zhang Lu with an angry face, I didn't dare to fight back. I might not be able to beat her if I fought back. I had no choice but to look at it.
Wang Mumu also ran away and chased after her.
"Mumu, what's going on!!" I drank too much, I was out of breath and feeling nauseous when I ran, so I could only shout to Wang Mumu in front of me.
"Don't fucking ask...it's the killer...Tomb Raider! **Le...don't make any noise, I'm angry...I feel a bad smell in my anus, and it keeps wandering around...you
Get out of the way...I'll kill her...!!" Wang Mumu's running posture was very strange, a bit like a wolf dog, with his tongue hanging out, his waist crouched, and his arms swinging very wide.
"Peng!!"
Zhang Lu turned into an afterimage, flashed past me, and slapped Wang Mumu directly on the buttocks.
"Yes, cut him!! You're paralyzed, kill me with your fart!!" I covered my fucking nose and almost vomited again. Wang Mumu's fart was so damn smelly. It was said that he hadn't pooped for several days.
I ran for a few fucking steps, but couldn't run anymore, so I just threw my ass down and sat on the ground. When I saw Lord Wei, he walked over humbly, holding a board in his hand.
"...fuck...fuck...what's going on?" I struggled to speak, my chest was too tight.
"I forgot about it, Zhang Lu asked a classmate a few days ago if hh has a newspaper called Urban Night Talk. The classmate said that it does, but it is just a pornographic weekly and it is published in a limited edition... Sister Lu was immediately angry.
Well, call Mumu that night, do you know what that lady said?" Lord Wei also squatted on the ground with me and asked with a mean smile.
"What did you say?"
"He said he had just finished an interview with Mr. Annan, the former Secretary-General of the United Nations! Oh, you said this idiot, such a boast, I can't cover it up even if I want to... It's so fucking inexplicable, I'm getting hurt
Beat me up!" Lord Wei took off his sunglasses and his eyes were bruised...
"Then why didn't you inform me in advance?"
"Inform JB, Zhang Lu found a group of ancestors, all of whom are female Rambos. Their bodies are as good as mine. After going to my company, they dragged me directly to the toilet with big heels as long as one finger.
, he kicked my handsome little face hard, then got off the phone and drove over all night long...!" Sir Wei was a little aggrieved.
"Alas...Master Mu, we are in danger!" I looked up to the sky and screamed.
On the other side, Wang Mumu ran for a while, and when he saw that Sir Wei and I were not following him, he saw Zhang Lu chasing him with bare feet and a baseball bat.
"squeak.....!"
Wang Mumu braked and stopped in place. Then he gritted his teeth, turned around suddenly, and knelt on the ground with a thud. Tears flowed out. I'm not going to lie, Wang Mumu was still a little impatient and shed tears.
, no need to brew at all.
"Fight me!! I'm not a fucking human being! I lied to you..." Wang Mumu burst into tears, his triangular eyes showing great sincerity.
Zhang Lu frowned slightly, held a baseball bat, gestured at Wang Mumu's head, gritted her teeth and said, "You really are a sister and you don't dare to hit me??"
"Madam!! Don't get excited first, please listen to me!!" Wang Mumu's eyes rolled around, a little scared.
"Who are you, my wife! My sister has too many boyfriends, so who are you?" Zhang Lu was still angry, covering her chest with her little hands and calming down.
"I am a green onion! The best of all green onions! Wife, dip some miso... Do you think I'm going to eat it?!" Wang Mumu said without any moral integrity.
"...Go away, don't be poor with me...I'm asking you, why did you lie to me? You just want to be a part of the society. Why did you lie to me? I don't resent you being a part of the society!" Zhang Lu used a baseball
Stick, poked Wang Mumu's face and asked.
"I'm so fucking disgusted!!! I'm a bastard! You are like the Saint Xuantian above the nine heavens, extremely holy! Wife... do you fucking know? I have low self-esteem!! Although I am shameless...
..But I’m a man, can’t I?? Can’t I have a handle?? No, I can’t stand myself anymore...!” Wang Mumu said very excitedly, his voice was extremely sad, he raised his right arm and was about to slap himself in the mouth
son.
"...Peng!"
Zhang Lu stretched out her baseball bat and blocked Mumu's arm. Although her tone was questioning, her tone was obviously much softer. She looked down at her little feet and murmured, "I...I...don't dislike you."
....If I care about money, should I pay it back to you? You haven't let me come and meet you for so long...What on earth do you think?"
"Daughter-in-law!! I have emotional entanglements!" Wang Mumu looked at the sky and shed two lines of hot tears.
"...What did you say??? Do you still have someone else? I must beat you to death today!" Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, and then became furious.
"He is a man!!" Wang Mumu gritted his teeth and betrayed his chicken intestines again.
"...You...you're gay...?" I feel like Zhang Lu's mood today is like a fucking roller coaster, going up and down. After Wang Mumu finished speaking, she asked in horror.
"No, I treat him as my brother, but he treats me as his man!!...I can't refuse! I'm afraid he will fall on the train if you show up!!" Wang Mumu's voice was full of helplessness and loneliness.
"...Mumu, your heart is so kind...!"
"No, I was wrong, hit me!! Beat me to death!!" Wang Mumu was very excited.
"I can't bear to...!" Zhang Lu stared at Mumu with big eyes.
"...Don't say anything anymore... Baby, come on, I'll take you to a room!!" Wang Mumu spread his legs, picked up Zhang Lu, and kicked the baseball bat far away.
"Daughter-in-law, have you brought any money?" Wang Mumu held Zhang Lu in his arms and walked under the street lamp. His figure was long and had a back-like appearance.
"...Bring the card!"
"Well, I forgot to bring my money...!" Wang Mumu said matter-of-factly, without any embarrassment.
"Oh..." Zhang Lu replied to Mumu stupidly, wrapping her arms around Wang Mumu's neck, snuggling into his arms with a happy look on her face.
"Daughter-in-law, what are you going to tell Xiaofei and the others when you go back tomorrow?"
"What did you say?" Zhang Lu asked with big eyes and confusion.
"Ahem...it's just you chasing me with a baseball bat..."
"Oh... I just said... you got mad... spanked me, and then I became honest... Is this okay, husband?" Zhang Lu said slowly with a sweet smile.