Brother Xu and I were walking in the casino. It was difficult to move even an inch. There were a lot of people around and it was noisy.
Someone accidentally burned the butt of the person in front of him with a cigarette butt, and a fire almost didn't happen...
The spitting was not accurate, and the person spitting on someone else's face wanted to fight, but the crowd was so crowded that he couldn't reach out his hand. He tried to wipe his face, but couldn't reach it, and finally got slapped alive...
When I was drinking water, I accidentally raised the mineral water too high, and the mineral water dried out of my nose. I almost choked to death...
There are also those who think the vibrator is too loud, those who slap people in the mouth secretly, those who curse, those who are scolded, anyway, there are all kinds of ***.
"You guys get it together, tell Dakang later, prepare ten stretchers at the door, don't fucking trample a few to death...!" Brother Xu himself wears very little, and he is about to be squeezed into a meat pie.
Okay, I originally wanted to say a few words, but when I looked back, I saw people falling down from the podium...
"Everyone, be quiet! The football match will start soon! Everyone, be quiet and don't talk!!" Dakang held a loudspeaker and shouted until his voice became hoarse, and the crowd slowly calmed down.
"Okay, now turn off the lights. Everyone, stand still and don't move. Drink water and call the waiter. But everyone should drink as little as possible and avoid going to the toilet. It's not good to have too many people. Go outside. The reason why you turn off the lights is to let everyone really hold back.
If you can't stop, you will urinate into the water bottle. When you go out, there will be two trash cans at the door!!!" Dakang shouted a few more times with the loudspeaker,
“Then what should I do if I have to poop??”
"That's right! I just want to poop right now. I've been holding it in for a long time and haven't gone out yet!!"
Several shouts came from the crowd.
"You guys are just scratching your buttholes when you watch someone poop... I can't poop even if I want to poop. Why don't you discuss it with the big brother next to you and let him use his mouth!!" Dakang sat down.
On a ladder, I even made a joke.
"Haha, fuck, what you said is so true!!"
"This black boy is full of bad water. I have bloody diarrhea. The area is so big that one mouth is not enough!"
"Ha ha!!"
There was a burst of laughter in the room. Dakang sat on the ladder and waved his hand. Cao Jie turned off the chandelier. The hall was dark. After two seconds, the LCD TV screen suddenly lit up.
"Hello everyone, welcome to Football Night. I am the host Huang Jianxiang. Sitting next to me is the former national team captain Hao Hailiang. Today he will join me and countless Chinese fans to watch the comments on China's
This game in Saudi Arabia, well... the players have already entered the game, China's starting lineup is still the same as the old lineup..."
On the TV, Huang Jianxiang began to talk non-stop, speaking very fast, and from time to time he would make a little humor, and the quiet hall would burst into laughter.
While the crowd was watching the game on the LCD screen attentively, I took the time to make a call to Hong Xin, and then prepared to go back to the office, eat a piece of bread, and drink a bag of milk. I had no choice but to do nothing for three days. I just ate and slept well.
Now that the game has started, I can take a break.
I stood at the door, opened a bottle of water with my hand, lowered my head, poured water on my head, then shook my head vigorously, sobered up, and walked towards the office.
Squeak!
As soon as I arrived at the door, the unexpected door was opened. I looked up and saw Da Bo walking out with a smile on his face.
"Fuck, I'm starving to death. I'll go inside to get a bag of milk and eat some bread!" I said with a smile and opened the door to enter the house.
"Have a drink, those things will cause fucking cancer. Let's go, I'll take you to eat something delicious!" Dabo cursed disdainfully, locked the door, dragged me, and walked downstairs.
"...Where are we going? I can just eat something. I want to check the station. I don't know if there are any gamblers betting right now!!" I was dragged by him and ran for a while, and he said something behind me.
"I just checked. It's already full. It's already reached the upper limit. I've added another five million limit to Saudi Arabia. That's probably the limit. Don't worry about it. Go quickly. I have soy sauce beef in my room, and
Cold beer…”
"Fuck, let's go! I'll drink you to death!!" I cursed and followed Dabo out of the hug.
The two of us were in his room, blowing on the air conditioner, drinking some beer, and eating soy sauce meat. We were very happy. After drinking for more than half an hour, I looked at my watch and saw that it was time to take an intermission. I waited for a while.
, I called Da Bo and said, "Come on, let's go upstairs and have a look?"
"I'm not going to the JB, it's too crowded, my head is confused, take a nap, you go ahead!!" Dabo's face turned red after drinking, he took off his shoes, and lay on the bed and said drowsily.
"You're so lazy, just stay here!" I cursed, put on my T-shirt, and walked up the stairs to the fifth floor.
After arriving on the fifth floor, just as the second half started, I glanced at the crowd and saw Dakang still sitting on the ladder, but Cao Jie and Tang Biao were below, so I walked over with a smile.
"How much is it?" I asked after burping.
"No one scored a goal. Damn it, what's going on with the Chinese team? It's so hard to beat Saudi Arabia!!" Tang Biao cursed.
"It's okay, the Chinese team usually has to wait 75 minutes to find the feeling!!" I made a joke.
"Haha... It sounds like a jb**, and I still feel it. Then the b** should be played, click, and kicked. I feel anxious just looking at it!!" Cao Jie cursed very vulgarly.
The three of us chatted for a while, neither talking, looking up at the large LCD screen.
"The goalkeeper made a big kick and Li Haifeng got the ball. His forward speed was extremely fast. He dribbled the ball directly. Yu Dabao was waving. Li Haifeng did not pass the ball and entered the penalty area! This is an opportunity!!! Hurry! Li Haifeng again
Hurry up! Pass the ball!! Okay, one person is passing!! Oops!... What a pity, three people attacked and Li Haifeng was tackled! Don't worry, there is still a chance, let's see what the referee decides.
Okay!! Red card, it’s a red card! Penalty kick! The Chinese team has received its first penalty kick!" Huang Jianxiang said very magnetically with spit flying around his mouth.
At this time, everyone in the room held their breath, and then the fans of the Chinese team went crazy and opened the electric bats in their hands!!
A shocking scene appeared!! The venue was all pink, and the buzzing sound was like thunder. I wanted to stop it. After all, there were many female compatriots in the hall. If I heard this, I would be fucked.
Prepare so much paper!!
"China will win!!"
"China will win!!"
"Yu Dabao! Please be on time for me!!"
"Yu Dabao!! Yu Dabao!!"
"..."
The people who bought the Chinese team were like crazy, roaring and waving the A and V vibrators in their hands!! The sound was overwhelming!!
At this time, on the TV screen, Yu Dabao was already standing on the free throw position. First he did a warm-up, and then shook his neck! He then tapped the ground with his toes professionally and moved his ankles. Yes, he is very professional.
, with sharp eyes and a body like a dragon!
He ran, and he started to run! He was very fast, like lightning! His right foot was waved out like a whip! A burst of mud rolled up from the sky!!
Peng!!
The ball flew out in an arc like a falling meteor!! The arc is very beautiful!
Whoosh!!
The ball went over the goalkeeper!! Over the goal!! Yes, the ball is still flying! Still flying!! Okay, the ball hit the ground! It hit the spectators!
Three seconds later!
"F**k!! Get out!!"
"What a jb game! Such a big goal! You can't fucking kick it??"