After Wu Di and Ma Si left, it was still time to play and drink in the house, but the gambling game at Cao Jie's table was considered pornographic, because no one dared to play with Shen Lei. He was in a daze, and he was a It is difficult for prisoners who have just been released from the labor camp to settle accounts after losing or winning.
"Jiezi... give Brother Lei some things to play with. I'll buy you some tomorrow, haha!" I patted Cao Jie on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"...Brother Fei, are you going to bury someone? Is it still a big deal for four to five thousand yuan? Okay, I'll chat with him for a while, and you can go get some sleep. You'll have to wait until tomorrow morning." Let’s go get married!!” Cao Jie said unhappily, grinned at me, returned to the hall, and went to fool around with Shen Lei.
I glanced at him, said nothing, chatted with the elder brothers in the room for a while, then dragged the groom, Guan Kangkang, directly to Wang Mumu, opened a private room on the fourth floor, and then went to sleep.
The next day, 5:30 in the morning!!
At the entrance of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, 180,000 firecrackers were hung, and four salutes stood in the sky. Dakang led a group of our groomsmen, wearing big red flowers on their chests and wearing Armani suits, and walked out of the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
"Bang!! Bang!! Bang!! Bang!! Crackling..."
As soon as Dakang came out, the personnel of the etiquette company pulled four salutes. After the four deafening cannons, Wang Mumu lit the firecrackers with cigarettes. For a moment, at the entrance of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, white smoke billowed, red paper floated, and hundreds of people stood at the door. Many people walked onto the motorcade with great joy.
"Xiao Fei, you go pick up the bride, I have to entertain two friends!" Brother Xu was surprisingly well-dressed today. He finally changed the large pants he wore on his legs all day into linen trousers.
"That's it! Brother, let Nayu and the others fix the accounting table quickly!!" I said and ran towards Bentley who was clearing the way.
Originally, the plan was to have a Bentley, four stretch Hummers, thirty Tiger Benzes at the back, and then use the Cavalier family motorcycles to seal the road, but on my mother's wedding day, the number of vehicles far exceeded expectations.
Not counting the vehicles we booked, all the big brothers in the society were too busy to pick up the bride. This resulted in the Donghai Dragon Palace being almost blocked. A rough calculation, the total number of fleets, There are nearly 160 cars, all brands, but there are no cars with less than 800,000 yuan. If you drive a low-end A6, you will be embarrassed to drive in...
"This wedding is too exaggerated. If you ask me, just give me three hundred fucking big 28-year-old bicycles, unified "Lukezhi Brand Meng Pei 125". This fucking big road is quite wide. Everyone will be given some pancakes and a can of fruit." Soy milk, you can kick it hard!!" Wang Mumu has always been upset because he was not allowed to be the chief wedding director...
"...Get out!!" I'm very annoyed with him, especially recently, this b*tch takes his wife's family members to have sex with her every day, and she even shows off to my wife...
"He's sick!! I slept soundly last night. This kid has to ask me to solve a strange case... He said he just dreamed about it when he was sleeping... Zhang Lu gave birth to a child for him... But This kid looks a bit like him... He actually asked me what to do...!!" Chenchen cursed with sleepy eyes red.
"Then what did you tell him to do?" Da Kangle asked with a smile from ear to ear.
"...He suggested that I continue to sleep and continue the dream...and then go to the hospital to test the DNA." Wang Mumu was very excited, and his whole body was trembling.
"Then are you dreaming??" I asked curiously.
"Hmm...I'm dreaming!!"
"Have you gone to the hospital?"
"Gone...!" Wang Mumu gritted his teeth, his expression a little aggrieved.
"...What is the result?" I asked.
"...The child is mine...!" Chenchen scratched her head in embarrassment...a little shy.
“Peng!!!”
It was okay if Chenchen didn't say anything. When he said that, Wang Mumu immediately went crazy and punched Chenchen in the chest, knocking off the best man's flowers. Then he pinched Chenchen's neck and said viciously: "The child is yours, I
He just tolerated it!!! But the problem is, I woke up the next morning!! The child is already ten years old!! You slept with my wife! I also raised your son for ten years!!
I’ll fucking strangle you to death!!”
"Ha ha!!"
We held our stomachs and laughed...
We were chatting in the car, and thirty motorcycles from a knight family outside erupted with violent motor sounds, guarding both sides of the convoy to ensure that the convoy would not be scattered by social vehicles.
The convoy circled the city and then drove into the community where the little nurse lived. Unfortunately, there were too many vehicles and the convoy was lined up outside the community, making it impossible to drive in.
Fortunately, we were the first car. After we parked at the gate of the community, Dakang Hou anxiously took the lead to go upstairs, followed closely by a group of us. The parents of the little nurse were ordinary people, who had never seen such a scene.
When he saw Da Kangle, he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear and kept saying, "Dakang, this kid is really promising..."
The wedding process is too complicated, so I won’t go into details here. Anyway, Dakang, from going upstairs to pick up the bride, to carrying the little nurse in a white wedding dress downstairs, the red envelope of more than 100,000 yuan has completely disappeared, and
Wang Mumu, Chenchen, and I were kicked so many times by my mother when we were protecting Dakang. There were shoe marks all over our butts. We weighed over a hundred kilograms and were almost squeezed into a meat pie.
When the door was called at the last gate, Wang Mumu showed his amazing flexibility, almost turning into a piece of paper and squeezing through the crack in the door. This shows how damn difficult this process is.
The convoy picked up the bride and rushed back to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to hold the wedding. At ten o'clock in the morning, the wedding officially started...
"Welcome everyone to witness this romantic wedding. Now I solemnly ask the first question, Mr. Zhang Dongkang, are you willing to marry Miss Li Doudou to be your wife and spend your life with her?" I heard that I drank with Jesus.
The wine priest, solemnly speaking in authentic Mandarin, asked Dakang.
"I don't want to... spend my whole life with her, but two lives, three lives... life after life!!" Dakang's language today is definitely comparable to that of a diplomat, and it is very disgusting... It makes people feel sick...
....
"Oh, buy it!! You are really a gentleman... Then... dear Miss Li Doudou... are you willing to be Zhang Dongkang's wife, and stay together until the end of your life?"
"I do...!" The little nurse's beautiful eyes were filled with happiness. Dakang knelt down on one knee and put on the ring for her.
"...may Satan...oh no...God...is God, may God bless this happy couple...may their love be like a shooting star...oh no, a star!! Like a star
The same, to achieve eternity..." The priest is not an ordinary prostitute, he is obviously a character with cerebral thrombosis, talking and walking around...
"The priest you are looking for is too damn amateur...!" I stood behind Dakang and cursed at Wang Mumu in a low voice.
"Fuck... I was deceived. He said he had officiated the wedding for Prince William. The most hateful thing is that I actually fucking believed it...!" Wang Mumu was also very angry.
However, the priest's remark actually aroused good-natured laughter below. They thought it was the priest who was deliberately joking... but they all started to boo.
When I saw this scene, I breathed a sigh of relief. I loosened my collar and took a casual glance, and I saw... Xiao Wu at the door...