To be honest, I have never thought that I can be particularly annoying or disgusted by someone, but Shen Lei succeeded in doing it. As soon as I saw him, I wanted to take the toilet brush that I have used for more than ten years and have a good time. Brush his stinky mouth.
"Brother Fei... uh... Brother Lei, why are you here?" Cao Jie walked over from the corridor. Although he seemed to be walking a little swaying, he definitely didn't drink too much.
"You accompany Brother Lei, find a table... and go have a drink. I'll leave it to you. Make sure you eat and drink well!!" As soon as I saw Cao Jie, I immediately wanted to kiss him...here he is. It's time.
"...Okay...Okay!!" Cao Jie gritted his teeth and agreed, and I walked directly downstairs with two legs.
At this time, the banquet downstairs had basically dispersed. The people on the first floor were all relatives and friends of the little nurse's family. They were ordinary people who didn't like tables and couldn't drink. So after more than an hour, the banquet basically dispersed. I cleaned up. Looking around, I saw the waiter collecting garbage.
The little nurse and Dakang were sending the little nurse's parents to the car. Hong Xin, Zhang Lu, and Mumu were all there.
With a T-shirt hanging on my shoulders, I staggered over and walked over. Hong Xin rolled his eyes at me, took my arm, gently twisted my waist, and whispered: "I vomited blood from my stomach after drinking last time. You have no memory, right? Sister, have you given me some smiles in the past two days...?"
"Don't be so arrogant!! This is a big deal in my brother's life. Why did I drink two more glasses...Don't act arrogant with me, I'll make you arrogant!!" Jiuzhuang is a coward, this is too much to say. By the way, I squinted at Hong Xin, bared my teeth and said very fiercely.
"Humph...just pretend!" Hong Xin wrinkled her little nose, but she didn't have an attack. I immediately went a step further and directly put my arms around her neck and lay on her shoulders, looking like she was about to die. Sample.
Hong Xin and I were chatting quietly here, and Dakang had already sent away the little nurse's parents.
"Bao Gongkang! What are you going to do later?" Wang Mumu is not only pretentious, but also extremely mean.
"...I fucking said he went home to wash clothes, do you believe it?" Chenchen glanced at him and said in annoyance to him.
"Chairman, all idiots know that he and the nurse booked a presidential suite in Huarong, Hong Kong, and now they are obviously going to make a villain... Your question is not very good..." Jichangzi reminded me tactfully.
"Chairman? What chairman?" Hong Xin blinked and asked curiously.
"Oh... I forgot to announce that just now, a grand event affecting the entire prostitution industry in hh city was held in the hall on the second floor. Mr. Wang Mumu was elected to the first term of "Love in Love" with an overwhelming majority of votes. The honorary chairman of the "Citywide Prostitution Committee Between the Legs", with 30,000 fallen girls in the city in his hands, Dongguan is pointed at the front of the army, and he wants to build an empire where the "sun" never sets in China, the sun never sets, tsk tsk, listen to this name "Only fucking Chairman Wang can come up with it!!" Ji Changzi solemnly announced Chairman Wang Mumu's distinguished status.
"Low-key...low-key...the main task now is to sell medicine...I'll talk about the other things later...!" Wang Mumu waved his hand reservedly, then walked to Dakang in two steps and took his hand. The arm asked: "Bao Gongkang, are we brothers?"
"...If you don't say anything to me, then you are a brother...!" Dakang replied cautiously.
"When have I ever tricked you? Let me ask you, are you going to go to the bridal chamber with the nurse later?"
"Well...Chinese customs...We should respect customs...you know!" Dakang nodded and said seriously.
"I'm telling you, brother, the flowers and candles in the bridal chamber are very important. It depends on this time whether the little nurse's bird's nest can accept your three-centimeter-long bird..." Wang Mumu carried the little nurse on his back, looking mysterious
Said nervously.
"...Fuck, what are you going to do? What does it have to do with you whether you accept it or not? By the way, don't spread fucking rumors every day. I'm serious. I'm five centimeters long and 3 centimeters in diameter.
A short and compact telescopic boa constrictor with a radius of 1.5 centimeters!!" Dakang said unhappily.
"Brother, tell me the truth, is this data of yours from after you were born?" Wang Mumu asked with pity on his face.
"...Yeah!" Dakang was silent for three seconds, nodded a little heavily, and looked a little lonely.
"Brother, your disease was discovered at an advanced stage!!! Five centimeters... Sigh... How does your game compare with silkworm chrysalises??"
"...Compared to a young pupa!!!" Dakang choked a little.
Wang Mumu was stunned for a second, then he took the elixir in his hand that was ready to be sold to Dakang, threw it on the steps with a flick of his sleeves, then stepped on it into a cake shape, looked up to the sky and sighed three times, and shouted: "I am alive."
Kang, He Shengdan!!!!”
"Husband... Da Kang is so pitiful...!" Hong Xin held my arm and murmured.
"Poor little nurse... Hey, who can understand the feeling of picking out the ears with a toothpick?" I sighed and said slowly.
"It's a bit prickly!!" Jichangzi added sadly...
We stood on the steps and chatted for a while. Then Hong Xin, Zhang Lu and others, who had just learned to play mahjong, unanimously requested to go to Huarong, get two rooms, and play mahjong.
Dakang and the little nurse were also very happy. They said that they were bored after the wedding ceremony and asked us to accompany them. So, a group of us went to Hong Kong Huarong to play mahjong together.
We drove several floats with happy words on them and balloons tied to them, and came to Huarong. The presidential suite here is 9998 24 hours a day. The price... is so damn extravagant. I always thought that even though I am not considered rich,
Money, but at least I am a well-off person. At this point, my little wealth is not enough to live here for two months.
"You guys are staying in the presidential suite, and I'll cover all the expenses today...!" Dakang patted his chest generously, signaling for him to pay.
"...You'd better spend money to see a doctor...see if there's any way...to get a prosthetic leg or something...to be honest...it's really a bit short...!" Wang Mumu said
After that, I directly paid for two 1980's deluxe rooms at the front desk.
"What kind of status can we reach? What kind of things can we do? We haven't reached that level yet. There's no point in setting up a chart...!" I looked at Dakang and said, then I took Hong Xin and Wang Mumu and walked in.
room, and Dakang did not insist anymore, and directly carried the little nurse to the penthouse luxury suite.
Chenchen, Jichangzi, Hong Xin, and Zhang Lu were playing mahjong, while the rest were waiting for the game and watching TV.
A group of us were having a great time in the room. After more than an hour, Dakang and the nurse also changed their clothes and walked down. The rest of us were happily drinking red wine and playing with each other.
But just after 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, my phone rang. I looked at it suspiciously and saw that the caller ID turned out to be Cao Jie.
"Hello?"
"Brother... something happened!!!" Cao Jie said in a panic.
"What's wrong??"
"I did it to Shen Lei...!"
After hearing this, I was stunned for a moment, paused for about three seconds, and then asked with a heavy feeling in my chest: "Is the person... dead??"
"I don't know...!" Cao Jie's words immediately made my heart lift.