Cao Jie hangs out with me every day. After my long-term influence, he has developed a very good habit, that is, he is very mean and loves his wife. Ever since his wife has been with him, he has never given her a star.
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I feel like I'm pretty good at offline...but compared to Cao Jie...it's nothing...
His wife turned out to be the lady who worked at the slow rocking bar on the first floor, but I can guarantee with my personality that his wife will never appear on stage, and she is young and beautiful. She just drinks and sings, earns ordinary tips, and is a very well-behaved girl. Later, she met Cao Jie
After we got together, I said hello to Chenchen and asked the girl to work as a sales manager on the first floor with a monthly salary of 8,000. She was mainly responsible for managing girls and maintaining customers.
Ever since she became a manager, this girl has been extremely hard-working and serious in her work. In addition, she has a sweet mouth, so she has won many good customers for Chenchen. Even the deputy mayor, Mr. Yu Ge, went there because of her face.
The minimum consumption is 20,000 yuan each time, so Chenchen gave her a special permit to get off work after 11pm.
But today Dakang got married, and basically everyone in society went to the restaurant to eat, so there was no one at the East China Sea Dragon Palace. She drank two glasses of wine from the restaurant, accepted the gift, and went home.
Cao Jie originally thought that she went out to play mahjong with friends, so he dared to take Shen Lei home. However, as soon as Cao Jie opened the door, he happened to see his wife doing yoga in the living room.
"Oh, I thought you had to go to the hospital. Your brother Kang is getting married. Why are you back so early?" Cao Jie's wife was wearing yoga clothes and doing difficult poses. Her back was to the door, so she didn't see her.
Cao Jie brought people back.
"It's okay, everyone has almost left. By the way, Tiantian, come and get to know Shen Lei, Brother Lei!" Cao Jie replied fearfully, fearing that his tigress would go crazy.
When Tiantian heard this, she immediately stood up, tidied her wet hair, wiped her face with a towel, looked back at Shen Lei, and then she was stunned, her face turned pale, and she looked indifferent.
He nodded.
They all stay in the same circle. What kind of person is Shen Lei? Tiantian's ears may be about to get calluses when she hears it. It's not that Tiantian doesn't respect him, but that he really has nothing to respect.
"...Oh, these are siblings, Chang Di and Tang Bohu ordered the Qiuxiang, Sister Pomegranate is like Di... This is called a slim figure...!" Shen Lei didn't take off his shoes at all, and was wearing flip-flops.
When I walked in, I wanted to reach out my hand and shake Tiantian's hand.
"Ha...Brother Lei, your joke is not funny at all...!" Tiantian poured herself a glass of water, ignored Shen Lei at all, turned on the TV, and watched a movie.
"Daughter-in-law, pour Brother Lei a drink!? Just drink it yourself," Cao Jie said a little awkwardly.
"Brother Lei, you're not an outsider, just do it yourself...!" Tiantian glared at Cao Jie and said casually.
"...It's okay, I'll do it myself, and you can fix the things!!" Shen Lei took the cup and poured a glass of water carelessly. He didn't know if he knew that the hostess was bothering him.
While Shen Lei was pouring water, Cao Jie leaned over and said a few words to Tian Tian's ear. Tian Tian's pretty face became more and more ugly as he listened. Finally, there were two twin peaks on his chest, and his anger fluctuated. He pointed with his slender fingers.
He pointed at Cao Jie, bit his lip, slammed the door, and went back to the house to sleep.
And Shen Lei looked at Tiantian's sexy figure in yoga clothes, glanced at her butt and beautiful legs with his eyes, and wiped the corners of his mouth...
"Brother Lei, don't be picky. Tiantian is willful and spoiled by me. I'll deal with her later...!" Cao Jiecan said with a smile, just thinking about how to coax his wife.
"It's okay, my brothers and sisters are really good-natured, pure men...oh, no...pure girls...good girls!!" Shen Lei smoked for two days in a row, his eyes were straight, his expression was dull, and his expression was obviously in a trance. .
"...Haha!" Cao Jie almost annoyed him to death, but he had no choice but to grit his teeth, put his hands on the table, and took out a bag of methamphetamine, a small shovel, and a small hammer from the drawer of the TV cabinet. What.
The two of them worked hard for a while, and their heads were covered with sweat. It took more than an hour, and finally they made two filter jugs made of water bottles, modified the lighter, and started to smoke.
Having written this, I want to popularize things that should not be popularized, such as methamphetamine. If I count them in detail, I know hundreds of them.
The earliest origin of this thing is Japan. During the war of aggression against China, Japanese soldiers often had to travel long distances, patrol and fight at night, and were extremely exhausted. Therefore, they used methamphetamine to make the soldiers excited, because after taking methamphetamine, it will paralyze the central nervous system and the body. There is no pain, and the smoker is tireless and extremely energetic. Even if he does not sleep for two or three days, there is no problem at all when traveling long distances.
This thing was originally used for military warfare, and the dosage should be limited, but after the damn thing comes to China, I don’t know why, it will be "carried forward" for you. The same is true for methamphetamine, and Sora... ...The Japanese soldiers were beaten away, but the methamphetamine was passed down.
I won’t introduce other methamphetamines. Now let’s talk about the methamphetamine that Cao Jie and Shen Lei smoked. This kind of methamphetamine is called Sao Bing by people in the society. It means you will get aroused after smoking it. It is very toxic... It's almost more intense than fly powder, but of course...it's definitely incomparable to those fierce people who drink a pack of fly powder at once.
Originally, Shen Lei had already overdosed. In the jargon, he could no longer smoke "cigarettes", but this guy just couldn't take advantage of it. He insisted on using it to win gold. He couldn't suck it in, so he gritted his teeth and sucked it.
"...Brother Lei, we have a lot of stuff, but we only have one life... We can't risk our lives... Slow down... Slow down...!" Cao Jie was afraid that Shen Lei would die in his family, so He was not in the mood to play at all, so he just tried to persuade Shen Lei from the side.
"It's okay, I have a large amount..." Shen Lei waved his hand and took two more puffs. Then he closed his eyes and drifted for a moment. He paused for a while and stared at Cao Jie in a particularly disgusting way.
"...What happened? Brother Lei?" Cao Jie asked in confusion.
"... Hey, tell me the truth, is your wife good in bed? There are rumors in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea that your wife... can be ejaculated with those two legs..." Shen Lei scratched his crotch roughly, feeling a little more energetic.
"...What are you talking about? Brother Lei? That's not the joke, is it?" Cao Jie was stunned for a moment, his face suddenly darkened, and he asked in a low voice with raised eyebrows.
"Haha, fuck, you're so embarrassed... We're all in the same fucking circle, why doesn't Brother Lei know anything? In this sweet and famous social bed, whoever wants to get on it, you're a bitch... You're still angry, can't it affect the relationship between our brothers?" The more Shen Lei talked, the more he said it, and he was very unreasonable.
"Peng!!" Cao Jie slapped the table, stood up suddenly, and said with eyes wide open: "You should pay more attention to what you say. You are such an adult. Do I still teach you how to speak?"
When Shen Lei saw that Cao Jie was really anxious, he immediately smiled and said: "Haha, just a joke, just a joke... Just kidding, you took it seriously..."
"Is there such a thing as a joke??" Although Cao Jie has a good temper, he is a bastard who has been sentenced, shot and stabbed. He is definitely not afraid of Shen Lei. The reason why he is I have endured it for so long, just because I don’t want to cause trouble to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
"...Sit...sit, I won't say anything anymore, okay?" Shen Leican smiled and took Cao Jie's arm.
"I'm going out to buy a pack of cigarettes!!" Cao Jie shook off Shen Lei's arm, took the key and walked out.
Shen Lei looked at Cao Jie and curled his lips in disdain, and took two more puffs. Suddenly, he felt that his crotch was about to explode. He felt extremely uncomfortable. He took out his phone and wanted to find a young lady... but after a casual glance, he glanced at ...sweet room...