"Bitch Fei, I found that you are really capable now. You used to pick me up from get off work. Now I can see you every day, even if you burn high incense, I am confused. You are a stinky person who gathers people to gamble. How can you?" Are you so busy?? I can’t do it anymore, I can’t work anymore, I’ll lay off my sister as soon as possible. I’m also thinking of changing my taste and raising a fresh little girl...!” Hong Xin was obviously walking, huffing and puffing like a resentful woman. He scolded breathlessly.
"...First of all, your wording is wrong. I am engaged in gambling, not gambling. The two things are not on the same level at all. Second, I solemnly warn you once again. I have not spent any money on you this month, that is,
Say, the bed exercises I do with you every night are out of friendship, not for a few stinking money! If you continue to slander me, I have the right to sue you and refuse to provide sex every night.
Service!!!" I drove the car, listening to the new words Wang Mumu provided in my ears, and said it righteously.
"Hey, flying sissy, you dare to say something, don't you?? I give you twenty minutes to appear in front of my sister, and then invite Lulu and I to eat Haagen-Dazs. If you are late for one minute, you will give it tonight
I’ll roll up my mat and let’s hold Wang Mumu in my arms and burn passionately at night!!”
"Uh..." After listening to Hong Xin's words, I turned around and looked at Wang Mumu, the eye droppings next to his triangular eyes, and then at the yellowed socks exposed at the ankles, and the two mung bean flies staying next to them, and I immediately changed my mind.
Said: "Okay, Queen Xin, please wait for me, I will definitely arrive within 19 minutes!!"
"Don't be a bastard, hurry up, you're killing me, you're making me angry, just wait and pay for my beauty treatment!!" Hong Xin said and hung up the phone.
I put the phone next to the steering wheel, pressed the horn twice anxiously, stepped on the accelerator quickly, and rushed towards Hong Xin's unit. Wang Mumu looked at my wretchedness and immediately cursed with hatred: "Sheng."
The greatness of life and the frustration of life are just for people like you!!!"
"Don't you fucking feel aggrieved? You can't wait to fuck Zhang Lu..." I also cursed back.
"Fuck, it's like you're watching... Just looking at your mouth, I can tell that you like to eat black fungus!!"
"Say that again!!" I asked through gritted teeth, trembling with anger.
"I love eating black fungus!!" Wang Mumu said firmly.
"I can't fucking live anymore! Let's die together! I'll hit the train!"
"If you don't hit me, I'll take off my shoes!!"
"Okay...brother, you win, don't take off your shoes, Master Mu!!! I will definitely not dare to argue with you next time!" I was convinced immediately.
…
Wang Mumu and I grabbed our kids and drove up to the Second Ring Road, turned a corner, and drove straight for a while before arriving at Hong Xin's unit. Not far away, I saw Hong Xin and Zhang Lu, sitting in front of the sun.
At the cold drink stall under the umbrella, he was looking around with his little hands waving.
"Squeak!!"
I stepped on the accelerator and stopped the car, then quickly opened the door and jumped out. I bent my waist at 90 degrees, put my hands together on my crotch, and ran over with my little feet tapping, not daring to look directly at Sister Xin's face.
He said in a low voice, "Mother, it's time to get off..."
"Hey, Xiao Feizi, be good!" Hong Xin covered her mouth and smiled, then put her hand on my arm in a fake way, twisted her waist in a mean way, and cleared her throat.
"Hey, let me go, Xinxin, your tutoring is really strict!!" Zhang Lu said with a smile like an old madam.
"Haha, I got beaten up..."
"Reliable, go back and buy a copy of the Sunflower Book and let Mumu practice. Sister doesn't believe it. You have Zhao Gao, but I can't train a Li Lianying..." Zhang Lu made up her mind to train Mumu again.
I opened the back door respectfully and let Zhang Lu and Hong Xin get in the car, while Wang Mumu bought four bottles of iced drinks and handed them to the two aunts.
I closed the car door and ran to the driver's door, ready to get in. But just as I was about to open the door, a car drove past me roughly against my back, and I felt a gust of wind.
It scraped my butt, and I almost got under the car without being frightened.
"Damn it! Go and show your respect to the Lord of Hell!" I cursed angrily and glanced at the car driving past. It was a rough jeep with an out-of-town license plate and a film on the glass.
It's unclear how many people were sitting inside.
"You bitch, don't curse!" Hong Xin reprimanded unhappily.
"...What the hell are you capable of? Fortunately, buddy, I've practiced, otherwise I'd be like a fucking roujiamo...!" I wiped off my sweat and got into the car, shifted into neutral, stepped on the accelerator, and ran towards the car.
Went to the only Haagen-Dazs store in the city.
After a while, we drove to Haagen-Dazs. Wang Mumu walked in with the two girls, while I struggled to find the parking space, which was less than that of a virgin, for more than ten minutes.
, but she has a fucking hole that I can go in...
I turned on the reversing system and prepared to park, but just as I was looking at the reversing mirror, a white Jeep flashed through my reversing mirror. I was stunned for a moment when I saw this car, and then I moved my head along the window.
I looked out and happened to see the license plate of the Jeep, and coincidentally, this license plate was that of the car that almost missed me just now.
I held the steering wheel, thought about it, then turned off the reversing system, drove slowly out of the parking space, then went straight onto the street, randomly picked a side road and drove away.
I drove the car on the street for more than ten minutes, keeping looking at the rearview mirror, and found that the car was not following me.
Just when I was about to wander around again, my phone rang. I picked it up and heard Hong Xin's furious voice: "Are you sick? Stop the car for half an hour! Are you afraid?"
Spend money! It’s okay, you don’t have to be afraid! Sister, please!”
"Baby, don't make trouble now, give the phone to Mumu!"
"What!?" Hong Xin asked doubtfully.
"Don't ink, I'll give it to you if I ask you to!" I was still a little worried. There were too many things going on recently and I had to be careful, so I spoke a little impatiently.
"...Fuck you, just give it!" Hong Xin said unhappily, and the phone was silent for a while, before Wang Mumu's voice came on: "I fucking thought I was good at it, but I didn't expect you to be the one with no money."
Senior, a few hundred yuan, what do you think? You still fucking ran away..."
"Go away, don't be stupid. Now go to the glass window and pretend to be on the phone. See if there is a black A7834 white Jeep opposite Haagen-Dazs!" I said to him anxiously.
"What's going on? Have you seen Bin Laden?" Wang Mumu asked forcefully.
"Someone is following you, fuck! Stop it!"
"Wait a minute!" Wang Mumu was silent for a moment and said seriously.
Four or five minutes later, Wang Mumu's voice sounded again: "Well, there is one parked on the curb across the road!"
"Pretend to go to the toilet, and don't let Xinxin and Lulu find out. Then you come out from the main entrance, take a taxi, and walk around casually to see if the car will follow you!" I thought for a moment and calmed down.
Speak slowly.
"What do you mean?" Wang Mumu asked confusedly.
"I feel that this car is not coming for us, but for Xinxin and Lulu... Okay, let's not talk about it, Xinxin and Lulu will find out later, don't scare them!!
"I said after analyzing it.
"Okay, I understand, I'll call you later!"
"alright!"
After we finished talking, we hung up the phone, and then I parked the car on the side of the road, waiting for news from Wang Mumu.